Operator: "911 what is your emergency?"
DF: "boobs...boobs..."
"Mammies! How I love 'em! How I love 'em! My dear old mammies!" (aka mammary glands)
Photo 1. I had a back injury a while ago and had to wear a brace. Self conscious? Noooo - it didn't make me feel self conscious! Not at all!
Photo 2. And then there was THIS act of gravitational defiance... I was just back from the gym, and I was wearing what I call 'the cattle dog bra' - basically, the one that rounds them up and points them in the right direction...which in this case was straight up!
Pinto, I haven't had anything to say thus far because I think there's nothing I could add that hasn't already been said. But you're in my prayers every night and I check in on you every day, ready to be one of many people here willing to stick their hands out to catch your heart, should it fall under the weight of grief. Blessings to you, you crazy, precious lady.
ETA Seriously, what ARE my boobs doing in that second photo???
Even with a bra on, when I lay on the floor on my back, the twins are not located on my chest, rather, they slide sideways in the vicinity of my armpits. Count your blessings.basically, the one that rounds them up and points them in the right direction...which in this case was straight up!
Hi TooPatient
My brace has a steel plate in the back, and the inside of the whole thing is rough so it will connect with the velcro at any size. It *has* to go over something or you simply can't wear it. Even with just a t-shirt, I still got deep imprints, so I opted for a sweater and the stripper look. I looked like I'd had an accident while pole dancing.
I think you need a stronger bra M. I have to pay for the Wacoals with 4 hooks to keep mine from doing this.Even with a bra on, when I lay on the floor on my back, the twins are not located on my chest, rather, they slide sideways in the vicinity of my armpits. Count your blessings.
That's what I wear. I suppose I need to start looking for bras with steel girders in them. Prolly easier to just accept the flapping and flopping.I have to pay for the Wacoals with 4 hooks to keep mine from doing this
Flapping and flopping? What about flipping?That's what I wear. I suppose I need to start looking for bras with steel girders in them. Prolly easier to just accept the flapping and flopping.
Now this sounds painful!? I have to wear the heavy duty sports ones when riding my horse but they have never done this!Flapping and flopping? What about flipping?
Go ahead, PB, kick me when I'm down. Yanno how some women joke about giving themselves black eyes when they jog? I can actually bruise my butt from the flipping over my head and smacking all up and down the other side.What about flipping?
Now this sounds painful!? I have to wear the heavy duty sports ones when riding my horse but they have never done this!
I actually thought about asking my 12 year old son to take one for me, then I realized that the therapy bills weren't worth it!
Glad I made you laugh AGBF!! What kind of depraved Mom am I that my first thought after failing to find the coveted boob photo was to get my impressionable son to take one for me?? I can only imagine his reaction had I asked him! I'm honestly so disturbed that I must go drink another glass of wine!OK. I have to admit that that this one made me laugh until I fell off my chair. Thanks, yenny.
What kind of depraved Mom am I that my first thought after failing to find the coveted boob photo was to get my impressionable son to take one for me?? I can only imagine his reaction had I asked him! I'm honestly so disturbed that I must go drink another glass of wine!
Would it have been any better to ask my 10 year old daughter?Haha. I can just picture it! I have 3 teenage sons and a teenager daughter...your post had me cracking up.
Aww, PB...that's the best thing I've heard all day!! So glad I could make you smile! Also so happy to hear that your therapy went well this morning! That's a huge accomplishment!Yes @yennyfire - I fell over laughing lololo lololololol!
When you put it that way....Here son take my phone and please take a picture of my chest and make sure to get the cleavage. Keep my face out of the frame please.