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O. M. G. What a cluster! I agree with falling to the floor in tears. When my son was a baby, we were in line at a NYS DMV for an hour or so and he started crying, just balling. Well, I was not leaving my spot on line. After several minutes of the crying, a DMV employee came over, opened up the velvet gate and said, "Ma'am, what are you processing, please follow me!" Applause literally broke out among the other frazzled people. I got those plates so fast, and they didn't even loook at my papers. Family and friends wanted to borrow my DS after that to take to the DMV. Lol.
I did this in Italy. A man had thrown corn on me to get pigeons to settle on me so he could take photos of me and then charge me for them in front of the Duomo in Milano. I didn't want them. I also spoke very little Italian back then. When my husband got back and saw what had happened he told the photographer and the photographer told him to f*ck himself. My husband said he was going to denounce him to the police and went and got a policeman. We all ended up walking to the police station and going before a magistrate. My husband was explaining that I didn't understand why he was throwing corn on me because I didn't speak Italian. The photographer was saying, "He seems to speak pretty good Italian to me!" Everyone was yelling, "It's the wife! It's wife!" ("Wife" was one of the only words I knew in Italian and every time they yelled it I cried more. My husband leaned over and whispered to me, "Keep it up!" It made the photographer look even worse.) It was an absolute circus! But I really didn't like having pigeons all over me!!!