princesss
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Date: 2/23/2010 10:18:53 PM
Author: decodelighted
Date: 2/23/2010 10:14:55 PM
Author: princesss
Date: 2/23/2010 10:13:53 PM
Author: decodelighted
Date: 2/23/2010 10:02:17 PM
Author: princesss
I think you face outward, and have to do the pants-around-the-ankle shuffle. To face inward you''d have to take the pants off, or be an Olympic-level contortionist
And what, pray tell, do you suppose is getting all up & in those ground-dragging pants? Which you then pull up and back onto your person. And rub all over your car''s seat/couch/lap of a loved one. That''s right: STRANGE FECAL MATTER! Or, at the very least, splash back + tracked in dirt + man drippings. Get thee to a hamper, stat!
I don''t know about you, but I always carry a spare pair of pants and laundry hamper in my purse. I don''t associate with anybody that doesn''t.
ME TOO! They fit so snugly with my portable crouching goofy man spotter & an industrial sized vat of Purell. A gal has gotta be CLEAN for goddsake.
You mean you didn''t know? Portable crouching goofy men spotters now come in an expandable model! Just lightly sprinkle a 2"x2" compressed PCGMS with bidet water and he pops right up to help you maximize your crouching potential. Then when you''re done, just wrap him in the butt towel and toss him in the hamper. I know it''s changed MY life.