Date: 5/13/2010 1:06:28 PM
Author: TravelingGal
Snowflakeluvr, I feel your pain. My husband is BIG into recycling since he''s Australian and they are into recycling everything. He''d actually wash the cans and bottles and stack them in a corner of our apartment. And stack them. And stack them. He NEVER took them to the recycling center and I am not kidding you when our apartment (which was already cluttered from baby stuff) looked like a garbage dump.Date: 5/13/2010 12:47:55 PM
Author: snowflakeluvr
My hubby recycles, but that means cans go on the counter and it''s MY job to carry them out to the garage?(I quit doing it)
So when my nanny offered to take them herself, I was enthused! I told him it solved all our problems...he would be happy that we are recycling and she would be making a bit of extra change, and I wouldn''t have to look at a pile of garbage. He hemmed and hawwed and said he wanted to take it himself. I was like, why? You don''t LIKE to do it and we don''t NEED the 10 dollars. He said, ''But I did all the work cleaning and sorting it, and I want to know how much it''s all worth!'' I told him then and there he had psychological issues, but I pick my battles. I gave him a deadline to take it in and he did it THAT morning. By that time, FIVE MONTHS of recycling had piled up.
Thank GOD in our new house, he is happy to just use the recycling bin that they come and pick up.
Date: 5/13/2010 2:43:38 PM
Author: alli_esq
--He gets mad if I ever throw out any item of food from the refrigerator, no matter how old, if it looks even partially edible. This includes OJ that is 3-4 months past its due date (I don''t drink juice, and I never check the expiration dates, which is silly of me, I suppose!), milk or eggs (even if there is one egg left, or a drop of milk, and it''s 2+ weeks after its due date), fruit (MUSHY), it doesn''t matter. I''m not one to want to waste food, but IF IT''S ROTTEN, WE SHOULDN''T EAT IT. If there are berries with mold on them, you better believe he will pick out the ones that he thinks are (mostly) mold-free and eat them before they go in the trash. Talk about vile. Let''s not even talk about the leftover chicken paprikas (a CREAM DISH) that his mother gave to him and he left in the LIVING ROOM for a WEEK before remembering what was in the bag..and then EATING IT.
Date: 5/13/2010 2:31:28 PM
Author: doodle
The eyes on the smiley, note that. Put those eyes in the face of an adorable Puerto Rican man. Congratulations, now you know what my dearest darling husband looks like when he farts. In public, might I add. He says nothing, does nothing, just does the eyes, and you know to RUN while you can because a death cloud of stankage is heading your way. In private, a totally different story. Then, he blames it on geese, or frogs, or butterflies, or anything else that pops into his head. ''Man, did you hear that spider?! I didn''t even know they could bark like that!''The man also has some serious bathroom issues. We had a conversation last night that went something like this:
Me: Is there something in the male chromosomes that forbids all of you from cleaning up after grooming your facial hair? Because I''m NOT a fan of having your SPROUTAGE all up in my toothbrush!
Him: ::peals of laughter:: ::gasps for air:: You...said...SPROUTAGE!!!
Me: Did you even process what I just said?
Him: Yeah, you said...um...well, really, all I got was ''sproutage.''
He also can''t aim, to the extent that I''ve started telling him to take care of his Stevie Wonder issues because I refuse to anymore. He''s getting better about that one. Another thing I don''t get--how is it that my husband can BUILD a computer, works with electronics all day every day, but he can''t figure out even the most basic of functions on his cell phone?! He treats the trash like an adaptation of Jenga--just piles stuff and piles stuff, then cusses like a sailor when he goes to take it out and it all falls on him. He refuses to buy new underwear--I actually got him to throw one pair away recently because I told some of the friends we were with that he was basically going commando but with an elastic belt because there was NADA left in the crotch of these shorts! And he''s the same way with socks--how can it even be comfortable to wear toeless socks?! The highlight, though, is his talking in his sleep. I SWEAR, he woke me up in the middle of the night once because he rolled toward me, grabbed me by the hips, STARTED PEDALING, and said, ''You like to ride the bike, doncha?'' This is doubly ridiculous if I throw in that, actually, neither of us ever learned how to ride a bike, so no, I''m not particularly a fan, now get back on your side, you big idiot! Ah well, at least he keeps me amused!
ROFL!!!!!!!!!Date: 5/13/2010 8:48:42 PM
Author: packrat
Mine will come up to me at random times, like when I''m sitting here at the computer, and not say anything. Just drop trou and stand there. Proudly. Chest puffed out like Superman-well, actually in the Superman stance, hands on hips, head looking to the side. I quit looking.
OR, he''ll come in and take *ahem* himself and wiggle it at me. I''m like Get your SNOOD out of my face! Seriously, I know you''re proud of it, and maybe if I was a guy, I''d be proud too but heaven help me I''m fully aware that you have this appendage, it doesn''t need to do circus tricks for me to be aware of it.
Date: 5/13/2010 8:48:42 PM
Author: packrat
Mine will come up to me at random times, like when I''m sitting here at the computer, and not say anything. Just drop trou and stand there. Proudly. Chest puffed out like Superman-well, actually in the Superman stance, hands on hips, head looking to the side. I quit looking.
OR, he''ll come in and take *ahem* himself and wiggle it at me. I''m like Get your SNOOD out of my face! Seriously, I know you''re proud of it, and maybe if I was a guy, I''d be proud too but heaven help me I''m fully aware that you have this appendage, it doesn''t need to do circus tricks for me to be aware of it.
Date: 5/13/2010 9:20:02 PM
Author: ksinger
We bought a new stove when we remodeled the kitchen. It is gas and has 5 burners, continuous grates, fine-grained control, the works. According to him however, there are 2 settings on every burner: OFF and HELL.
Date: 5/13/2010 5:52:42 PM
Author: Galateia
He puts his water at the foot of the couch. Exactly in the place where YOUR FEET GO when you get off the couch. At any given time, there are 3-4 giant, top-heavy cups of water at the foot of the couch, waiting for me to put my feet down to get up and knock them over. It''s like he lines them up at the foot of the couch in an impromptu obstacle course.
He gets MAD when I knock them over, because I didn''t watch where I put my feet. I put my feet ON THE FLOOR. That''s WHERE FEET GO. On the FLOOR. Glasses of water do NOT belong on the floor where feet go!
Date: 5/13/2010 10:09:59 PM
Author: somethingshiny
Date: 5/13/2010 5:52:42 PM
Author: Galateia
He puts his water at the foot of the couch. Exactly in the place where YOUR FEET GO when you get off the couch. At any given time, there are 3-4 giant, top-heavy cups of water at the foot of the couch, waiting for me to put my feet down to get up and knock them over. It''s like he lines them up at the foot of the couch in an impromptu obstacle course.
He gets MAD when I knock them over, because I didn''t watch where I put my feet. I put my feet ON THE FLOOR. That''s WHERE FEET GO. On the FLOOR. Glasses of water do NOT belong on the floor where feet go!
DH does this with pepsi cans!! And seriously gets angry if I kick one over, but more often HE kicks one over and can''t understand why!! The coffee table is right there, put the dang can on it.
I also have a man who will not dispose of the holy boxers. If the waistband no longer holds them up, and the bottom no longer holds THEM in, what good are they?? But heaven forbid if he sees I put a pair in the trash.
One more thing, for now.....When DH needs a haircut, instead of saying ''I need a haircut'' he grabs handfuls of his own hair and pulls it at odd angles so I can see just how unruly it is.
Date: 5/13/2010 10:43:02 AM
Author: princesss
- Laundry. The sweet, wonderful boy does laundry (and does it more frequently than I do). But the laundry almost never makes it to the closet. When I do laundry, I fold it, hang it, and put it away. It''s my least favourite part of donig laundry, but I do it. He leaves it in the drier for days, finally decides to hang everything, and just leaves it hanging from the mantle. He neatly folds underoos and PJs and puts them on the coffee table, or next to the TV. And then leaves them there. Guests coming? It''s cool, princesss, you''ve got cute underoos. Cleaning the house? But that''s where the clothes live. Closets are sooooo claustrophobic. And the best part is, when he finally puts clothes away, he leaves my stuff there! ''But I don''t know where it goes!'' I swear to Bob, I''m going to PAINT ''Underoos'' ''Sports gear'' and ''PJs'' onto my drawers so he doen''t have an excuse.
Yes! What is with this! I think DH is secretly proud that he looks like Wolverine when he''s gone too long without a haircut.Date: 5/13/2010 10:09:59 PM
Author: somethingshiny
One more thing, for now.....When DH needs a haircut, instead of saying ''I need a haircut'' he grabs handfuls of his own hair and pulls it at odd angles so I can see just how unruly it is.
LMAODate: 5/13/2010 8:48:42 PM
Author: packrat
Mine will come up to me at random times, like when I''m sitting here at the computer, and not say anything. Just drop trou and stand there. Proudly. Chest puffed out like Superman-well, actually in the Superman stance, hands on hips, head looking to the side. I quit looking.
OR, he''ll come in and take *ahem* himself and wiggle it at me. I''m like Get your SNOOD out of my face! Seriously, I know you''re proud of it, and maybe if I was a guy, I''d be proud too but heaven help me I''m fully aware that you have this appendage, it doesn''t need to do circus tricks for me to be aware of it.
Date: 5/13/2010 8:48:42 PM
Author: packrat
Mine will come up to me at random times, like when I''m sitting here at the computer, and not say anything. Just drop trou and stand there. Proudly. Chest puffed out like Superman-well, actually in the Superman stance, hands on hips, head looking to the side. I quit looking.
OR, he''ll come in and take *ahem* himself and wiggle it at me. I''m like Get your SNOOD out of my face! Seriously, I know you''re proud of it, and maybe if I was a guy, I''d be proud too but heaven help me I''m fully aware that you have this appendage, it doesn''t need to do circus tricks for me to be aware of it.