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stracci2000

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I got this funny card from my girlfriend in NYC
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kenny

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A couple was Christmas shopping when the wife noticed that her husband was missing.
She phoned him, "Where are you?"

He said, "Do you remember 15 years ago that jewelry store where you fell in love with that diamond necklace, and I said I couldn't afford it but said one day I'd get it for you?"

She got all teary and choked up and said, "Yes."
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar next to that."
 
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kenny

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LOL, but I'm like that in my 60s. :cry2:
 

missy

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That is hysterical :lol: and hits too close to home because these days I cannot remember what I am doing as I am doing it. Talk about not knowing if I am coming or going...:doh:


LOL, but I'm like that in my 60s. :cry2:
I'm like that too and I am only in my 50s! :oops:



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ianmale

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Ahah, so many funny jokes) It was exciting to look through this thread.
 

missy

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missy

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This is me. Except for the paper and the bank and naps this is me to a tee.

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Scary true :lol:
 

missy

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Me besides 10 & 11. I'm not old enough for this
Haha and one change for me. I can’t sleep past 5 am (and often I can’t sleep past 4am) and can’t stay awake past 8pm. :lol: #sadbuttrue

You’re just an old soul @Polabowla ❤

I don’t know your age but I take comfort (for now)in this:

40 is the old age of youth
50 is the youth of old age

I’m still young. Relatively speaking haha but was born an old soul.
 

missy

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Thanks missy!
How is Greg's surgery recovery going?
He is doing well, thank you @Polabowla! Using a cane and no more walker. Healing very well and hoping that continues. Thank you for asking.
 
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