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kenny

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I was shocked, I tell you shocked, when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.



I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger and larger.
Then it hit me.
 

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Hahahaha.
 

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:mrgreen:
 

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You shouldn't ask your husband to use your vacuum because he assumes it starts the same way his gas lawn mower does.

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Kenny ... looking for his flame suit.
 
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A guy is hitchhiking- someone stops to pick him up.
Once they start to drive the passenger says
“ That was brave picking me up -thanks!”
“Brave.....why?” asks the driver.
“Well, I could be a homicidal maniac”, says the hitchhiker.

“I wasn't worried" says the driver. "What’s the odds of there being TWO homicidal maniacs in this car at the same time?".....ooof!!
 

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Hahahah!
 

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HI:

Why couldn't the pumpkin cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

cheers--Sharon
 

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Ego walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I need to see your ID".

When I asked Siri why I I've never found love she turned on my iPhone's front camera.
 
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