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missy

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What do you call an angry nut?
A pissed stacio.
 

missy

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A Blonde goes to the Doctor & says that everywhere she touches herself it hurts. The Doctor says ok, show him. She touches her cheek & yells ow, touches her arm, says ow. Everywhere she touches she has pain. Finally the Doctor stops her, & says I know what is wrong with you. Blondie says what is wrong with me? He says you have a broken finger.
 

Rockdiamond

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Granny had been a widow for years. They decided to try to do something exciting for her- so they sent over a gigilo.
He knocks and she answers the door.
“I’m here to give you super sex!!”

I’ll have the soup please
 

kenny

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This just in ... POTUS has a chance of reaching 270 ...

He only has to lose 30 pounds.
 

kenny

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Apparently my family is racist.

I introduced them to my black girlfriend and they all started yelling at us ... especially my wife.
 

kenny

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Three cops kicked in my door with guns drawn and yelled "Come out with your hands up!"

So I threw my arms in the air and yelled "I'M GAY!".
 

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A Blonde goes to the Doctor & says that everywhere she touches herself it hurts. The Doctor says ok, show him. She touches her cheek & yells ow, touches her arm, says ow. Everywhere she touches she has pain. Finally the Doctor stops her, & says I know what is wrong with you. Blondie says what is wrong with me? He says you have a broken finger.

This killed me..hahaha
 

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It was a mouse to chair interface error.
Used that one on a client once.
He called me up 10 min later and said you jerk.
 
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kenny

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It's brilliant when someone turns a lemon into lemonade ...

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kenny

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I just won 10 million bucks in the Lottery.
I believe in sharing, so I donated a quarter of it to charity.

I'm pretty sure I can make ends meet with the remaining $9,999,999.75
 

missy

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