A Courting Story

[JPie]

I guess I dont grep British slang cuz i'm still lost!
Is he a chef and Jambalaya wants to cook and do laundry?
Is an Aussie kiss a kind of chocolate like a Hershey kiss?

Well, I don’t know if he’s a chef, but Jambalaya sure wants some of his frank and beans!

 

[YadaYadaYada]

Omg frank and beans

 

[missy]

Well, I don’t know if he’s a chef, but Jambalaya sure wants some of his frank and beans!

Omg frank and beans

 

[Weecam]

Well, I don’t know if he’s a chef, but Jambalaya sure wants some of his frank and beans!

 

[stracci2000]

I understand he has paddle hands, so he might get cheeky at some point.

 

[LinSF]

There's a smiley face somewhere here; where's the poocorn... Paddlehands sure has been keeping this boat afloat!

 

[missy]

There's a smiley face somewhere here; where's the poocorn... Paddlehands sure has been keeping this boat afloat!

 

[Jambalaya]

Sorry, everyone. I turned him down. He wanted to meet me AFTER his work dinner, like last time. Once is OK, but let's not make a habit of it. I'm quite sure he could have got out of it. Men get headaches too.

A lady requires to be the main course of the evening, not just the nightcap.

 

[missy]

Sorry, everyone. I turned him down. He wanted to meet me AFTER his work dinner, like last time. Once is OK, but let's not make a habit of it. I'm quite sure he could have got out of it. Men get headaches too.

A lady requires to be the main course of the evening, not just the nightcap.

Agree completely. You’re not just the dessert. Unless you want to be that is.

 

[Jambalaya]

Hi Missy!

No, I don't want to be just the dessert. I bought the client-dinner thing once, but twice is beginning to look like a pattern. Fuhgeddaboudit. It's a pity because when he cooked for me last time, his frank and beans looked absolutely delicious. However, I'm not a short-order kitchen.

Do I have the principles, or what?

 

[missy]

Hi Missy!

No, I don't want to be just the dessert. I bought the client-dinner thing once, but twice is beginning to look like a pattern. Fuhgeddaboudit. It's a pity because when he cooked for me last time, his frank and beans looked absolutely delicious. However, I'm not a short-order kitchen.

Do I have the principles, or what?

OTOH

 

[partgypsy]

Just for jollies, I will try to summarize this with British slang. Jambalaya's looking to pull a tidy one with a bloke she almost had it off with a few months ago. Unfortunately, she didn't get any of the meat and two veg she wanted, and he wouldn't give her an Aussie kiss either. Maybe she'll have better luck this time.

how are you guys so good with this lingo! Hilarious!

 

[JPie]

how are you guys so good with this lingo! Hilarious!

I have a degree from Google University.

@Jambalaya Good for you!

 

[Dee*Jay]

I have a degree from Google University.

That's where my medical degree came from!
Hello fellow alum!

 

[bludiva]

this is the most entertaining thread on PS good for you @Jambalaya your gentleman friend should be cooking for you on demand ;P

 

[AGBF]

I have a degree from Google University.

Stop bragging. I have dual degrees in Intellectual History and Constitutional Law from Trump University and all my classes were taught by Donald J. Trump himself. Beat that if you can.

 

[JPie]

Stop bragging. I have dual degrees in Intellectual History and Constitutional Law from Trump University and all my classes were taught by Donald J. Trump himself. Beat that if you can.

I'm not sure I want to...

 

[YadaYadaYada]

So he expects to sample the pie without dinner first?

 

[missy]

So he expects to sample the pie without dinner first?

Sometimes I start with pie.

 

[YadaYadaYada]

@missy, any girl who likes to have dessert first is fine in my book.

Me...got to feed me first otherwise the gates stay shut, throw a little wine in and you might even get the key to the back door

 

[Matata]

I hope no one explains all this to Karl_K.. I fear for his innocence. The intensity of his blushing would be visible from space.

 

[canuk-gal]

HI:

LOLOLOL Is he fasting?

Thank you for the fun J! (and thank you for your principles.).

cheers--Sharon

 

[tigertales]

I'm confused...

 

[MamaBee]

This is all very exciting. I hope that everyone is ready to translate for me once Jambalaya starts to post about her adventures. .

Deb

Then you can explain it to me!

 

[cmd2014]

What??? He wants a booty call? Without the courtesy of ponying up for a dinner first? Oh hell no. I mean, unless you *want* a booty call. But where does he get the nerve to suggest that he go out for dinner on someone else's dime and then sachay over to you for dessert? No, no, no, no. NO. Time to find a new man!

 

[JPie]

What??? He wants a booty call? Without the courtesy of ponying up for a dinner first? Oh hell no. I mean, unless you *want* a booty call. But where does he get the nerve to suggest that he go out for dinner on someone else's dime and then sachay over to you for dessert? No, no, no, no. NO. Time to find a new man!

Should we call him The Frugal Gourmet now?

 

[cmd2014]

Should we call him The Frugal Gourmet now?

 

[Gussie]

Dying here. Most awesome thread ever!

 

[Karl_K]

Now im really confused!
Who was dating Trump on google?

 

[Jambalaya]

Y'all are so funny!

Missy, I swear that you were in my head with those gifs you posted! Yes, I need some fun, but the after-dinner thing would have taken the fun out, for me.

Believe me, it's very disappointing that we will be so near yet so far on Monday night, but I need to nip this after-dinner thing in the bud.

Just to be clear, it may be a casual thing, which is what I want with him, but the after-dinner issue crosses the line from casual fun into leave-the-money-on-the-nightstand territory.

He should have invited me out for a nice dinner and a catch-up.

So Monday night, I shall trot off to bed with my hot milk, my teddy bear, and my principals.