OVERSHARE!

[Dancing Fire]

Date: 4/17/2009 3:31:16 PM
Author: joflier
Ok, so I was chatting with on of the physicians at work. He''s new here, so I was making friendly conversation. I asked him if he had any children, and that lead to him tellling me about his 1st divorce (he''s had 5, but who''s counting) and how he knew it was over because he just didn''t want to have sex with her anymore. And then he proceeded to explain how he''s basically impotent now because he just can''t tolerate his current wife.

WHOA. TMI. SERIOUSLY.

who''s this guy trying to hit on my HD gf?

 

[Dancing Fire]

Date: 4/18/2009 1:01:51 AM
Author: SparklyLibra
Hmmmm well, I''m trying to find a way to put it without getting banned from the site

Okay, well let''s just say that he has that extra ''button'' (for lack of a better word and believe me I am dying of embarrassment just typing this

) that only ladies are supposed to have.............

There! I said it.... Bwaaaahh

Please don''t ban me from PS?

I''m traumatized as it is already

i still don''t get it.

 

[bee*]

Date: 4/19/2009 3:26:38 AM
Author: Dancing Fire

Date: 4/18/2009 1:01:51 AM

Author: SparklyLibra

Hmmmm well, I''m trying to find a way to put it without getting banned from the site

Okay, well let''s just say that he has that extra ''button'' (for lack of a better word and believe me I am dying of embarrassment just typing this

) that only ladies are supposed to have.............

There! I said it.... Bwaaaahh

Please don''t ban me from PS?


I''m traumatized as it is already

i still don''t get it.

I''m still not 100% sure either but it doesn''t sound pretty

 

[Steel]

Date: 4/17/2009 2:11:19 PM
Author:Gypsy
Anyone got any funny ''overshare'' stories? You know like... you tell someone their hair looks nice and they tell you all about how their new birthcontrol pills have done great things for their hair, and thier boobs. In line. At the grocery store.

Reading these stories I''m glad I don''t overshare! Yikes.

 

[rainydaze]

Date: 4/19/2009 4:41:40 AM
Author: bee*

Date: 4/19/2009 3:26:38 AM
Author: Dancing Fire

Date: 4/18/2009 1:01:51 AM

Author: SparklyLibra

Hmmmm well, I''m trying to find a way to put it without getting banned from the site

Okay, well let''s just say that he has that extra ''button'' (for lack of a better word and believe me I am dying of embarrassment just typing this

) that only ladies are supposed to have.............

There! I said it.... Bwaaaahh

Please don''t ban me from PS?


I''m traumatized as it is already

i still don''t get it.

I''m still not 100% sure either but it doesn''t sound pretty

ever watch ''Friends''? chandler had one.....

 

[musey]

Date: 4/19/2009 4:44:42 PM
Author: rainydaze

Date: 4/19/2009 4:41:40 AM
Author: bee*

Date: 4/19/2009 3:26:38 AM
Author: Dancing Fire

Date: 4/18/2009 1:01:51 AM
Author: SparklyLibra
Hmmmm well, I'm trying to find a way to put it without getting banned from the site

Okay, well let's just say that he has that extra 'button' (for lack of a better word and believe me I am dying of embarrassment just typing this

) that only ladies are supposed to have.............

There! I said it.... Bwaaaahh

Please don't ban me from PS?

I'm traumatized as it is already

i still don't get it.

I'm still not 100% sure either but it doesn't sound pretty

ever watch 'Friends'? chandler had one.....

A third _______ was definitely NOT the 'button' I was thinking of (that only women have?!)!!

 

[Porridge]

Date: 4/19/2009 4:51:04 PM
Author: musey

Date: 4/19/2009 4:44:42 PM

Author: rainydaze

Date: 4/19/2009 4:41:40 AM

Author: bee*

Date: 4/19/2009 3:26:38 AM

Author: Dancing Fire

Date: 4/18/2009 1:01:51 AM

Author: SparklyLibra

Hmmmm well, I''m trying to find a way to put it without getting banned from the site

Okay, well let''s just say that he has that extra ''button'' (for lack of a better word and believe me I am dying of embarrassment just typing this

) that only ladies are supposed to have.............

There! I said it.... Bwaaaahh

Please don''t ban me from PS?


I''m traumatized as it is already

i still don''t get it.

I''m still not 100% sure either but it doesn''t sound pretty

ever watch ''Friends''? chandler had one.....

A third _______ was definitely NOT the ''button'' I was thinking of (that only women have?!)!!

Does he...jeez I can''t say it...does he have a...um...does it rhyme with schmitoris??????? Am I weird for even thinking this???????????? What else can it be???

 

[Porridge]

I have an overshare story. We''re at a party at a friends house. All girls. One of my friends brings her friend who we all have met but don''t know well at all. We''re talking about birth control but it''s all nice and family friendly - mostly about how it affected our weight - until...she tells us about her IUD. A ring shaped device. Which I now know, thanks to her, is...shall we say...enjoyable for the men.

 

[niccia]

I still don''t get it either...but I am pretty sure she doesn''t mean a nubbin (I think that''s what Joey called it !)

 

[joflier]

Date: 4/19/2009 3:18:15 AM
Author: Dancing Fire

Date: 4/17/2009 3:31:16 PM
Author: joflier
Ok, so I was chatting with on of the physicians at work. He's new here, so I was making friendly conversation. I asked him if he had any children, and that lead to him tellling me about his 1st divorce (he's had 5, but who's counting) and how he knew it was over because he just didn't want to have sex with her anymore. And then he proceeded to explain how he's basically impotent now because he just can't tolerate his current wife.

WHOA. TMI. SERIOUSLY.

who's this guy trying to hit on my HD gf?

Lol. Ya he's oober weird. Thank goodness he's done here in 2 weeks. By the way, you lost me on HD......what's that? All I can think of is high-def.....

 

[musey]

Porridge: that was my interpretation. I wasn''t aware that this occurred - though I suppose just about everything has happened once! What an interesting thing.

 

[Dancing Fire]

Date: 4/20/2009 12:20:26 AM
Author: joflier

Date: 4/19/2009 3:18:15 AM
Author: Dancing Fire

Date: 4/17/2009 3:31:16 PM
Author: joflier
Ok, so I was chatting with on of the physicians at work. He''s new here, so I was making friendly conversation. I asked him if he had any children, and that lead to him tellling me about his 1st divorce (he''s had 5, but who''s counting) and how he knew it was over because he just didn''t want to have sex with her anymore. And then he proceeded to explain how he''s basically impotent now because he just can''t tolerate his current wife.

WHOA. TMI. SERIOUSLY.

who''s this guy trying to hit on my HD gf?

Lol. Ya he''s oober weird. Thank goodness he''s done here in 2 weeks. By the way, you lost me on HD......what''s that? All I can think of is high-def.....

Oops,i meant to type RH gf

 

[Porridge]

Date: 4/20/2009 2:01:46 AM
Author: musey
Porridge: that was my interpretation. I wasn''t aware that this occurred - though I suppose just about everything has happened once! What an interesting thing.

Glad to hear that Musey, was wondering if I was losing it a bit

suppose anything''s possible!

 

[SparklyLibra]

Date: 4/19/2009 5:06:46 PM
Author: Porridge

Date: 4/19/2009 4:51:04 PM

Author: musey

Date: 4/19/2009 4:44:42 PM


Author: rainydaze

Date: 4/19/2009 4:41:40 AM


Author: bee*

Date: 4/19/2009 3:26:38 AM


Author: Dancing Fire

Date: 4/18/2009 1:01:51 AM


Author: SparklyLibra


Hmmmm well, I''m trying to find a way to put it without getting banned from the site

Okay, well let''s just say that he has that extra ''button'' (for lack of a better word and believe me I am dying of embarrassment just typing this

) that only ladies are supposed to have.............

There! I said it.... Bwaaaahh

Please don''t ban me from PS?



I''m traumatized as it is already

i still don''t get it.

I''m still not 100% sure either but it doesn''t sound pretty

ever watch ''Friends''? chandler had one.....

A third _______ was definitely NOT the ''button'' I was thinking of (that only women have?!)!!

Does he...jeez I can''t say it...does he have a...um...does it rhyme with schmitoris??????? Am I weird for even thinking this???????????? What else can it be???

Yeah! That''s it! A Schmitoris!!! Bwahahahahaha! I''m over here ROFLMAO! How could I NOT remember that episode???

Whew! What a relief! I REALLY didn''t wanna say it!

Thanks Porridge!

* sparkly rolls away from macbook laughing her eyes out *

 

[kiett98]

Date: 4/17/2009 10:50:18 PM
Author: LaraOnline
I LOVE oversharing!!
Part of being human, I reckon.
Reminds me of the old joke:

A man sits on a bus looking ashamed. The lady sitting next to him notices and asks what is wrong.

He says that when he went to buy the bus ticket, the woman serving him had the most unbelievable breasts, so he got flustered and asked for two tickets to Tittsburgh instead of Pittsburgh.

The lady next to him laughs, ''Don''t worry about that. We all make Freudian slips. This morning I was having breakfast with my husband. I meant to say, ''Pass the salt,'' but I accidently said, ''You fat bas***d, you ruined my life.''''

LMAO!!!

 

[meresal]

Date: 4/20/2009 10:38:23 AM
Author: SparklyLibra

Yeah! That''s it! A Schmitoris!!! Bwahahahahaha! I''m over here ROFLMAO! How could I NOT remember that episode???

Whew! What a relief! I REALLY didn''t wanna say it!

Thanks Porridge!

* sparkly rolls away from macbook laughing her eyes out *

WHY WOULD SHE TELL YOU SOMETHING LIKE THAT????? LMFAO!!!

I''m so sorry for you...

 

[joflier]

Date: 4/20/2009 2:54:52 AM
Author: Dancing Fire

Date: 4/20/2009 12:20:26 AM
Author: joflier

Date: 4/19/2009 3:18:15 AM
Author: Dancing Fire



who''s this guy trying to hit on my HD gf?

Lol. Ya he''s oober weird. Thank goodness he''s done here in 2 weeks. By the way, you lost me on HD......what''s that? All I can think of is high-def.....

Oops,i meant to type RH gf

Whew. Thought I lost my title!

 

[KatyWI]

Date: 4/20/2009 11:06:16 AM
Author: meresal

Date: 4/20/2009 10:38:23 AM

Author: SparklyLibra

Yeah! That's it! A Schmitoris!!! Bwahahahahaha! I'm over here ROFLMAO! How could I NOT remember that episode???


Whew! What a relief! I REALLY didn't wanna say it!


Thanks Porridge!


* sparkly rolls away from macbook laughing her eyes out *

WHY WOULD SHE TELL YOU SOMETHING LIKE THAT????? LMFAO!!!

I'm so sorry for you...

Okay, as soon as you gave your "explanation" SL, I totally knew what you meant. But seeing others' confusion and now that the secret is out....

I JUST DIED LAUGHING!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Dancing Fire]

Date: 4/20/2009 10:38:23 AM
Author: SparklyLibra

Yeah! That''s it! A Schmitoris!!! Bwahahahahaha! I''m over here ROFLMAO! How could I NOT remember that episode???

Whew! What a relief! I REALLY didn''t wanna say it!

Thanks Porridge!

* sparkly rolls away from macbook laughing her eyes out *

okay,i''m stupid. i still don''t get it.

 

[lliang_chi]

A girl that FI works with is WEEEIRRD! We were at a bar for a friends B-day and the conversation went something like this:

her: Hey Lisa how''s it going.
me: Great! You? What''s new?
her: I got a boob job.

She then proceeds to tell me all about her new breast size and the new clothes she needs to buy to "show them off."

WTH?

 

[meresal]

DF, if you don't understand that, then I'd love to know how you managed to produce children

 

[musey]

Date: 4/20/2009 12:07:48 PM
Author: meresal
DF, if you don''t understand that, then I''d love to know how you managed to produce children

Lucky for DFire the production of children doesn''t require knowledge of a woman''s pleasure centers

 

[Dancing Fire]

Date: 4/20/2009 12:30:14 PM
Author: musey

Date: 4/20/2009 12:07:48 PM
Author: meresal
DF, if you don''t understand that, then I''d love to know how you managed to produce children

Lucky for DFire the production of children doesn''t require knowledge of a woman''s pleasure centers

how can a "HE" have that?

 

[musey]

Date: 4/20/2009 12:35:31 PM
Author: Dancing Fire

Date: 4/20/2009 12:30:14 PM
Author: musey

Date: 4/20/2009 12:07:48 PM
Author: meresal
DF, if you don''t understand that, then I''d love to know how you managed to produce children

Lucky for DFire the production of children doesn''t require knowledge of a woman''s pleasure centers

how can a ''HE'' have that?

You know, I''m wondering the same thing, since the hoohoo and the shmeema develop from the same cells... it seems as though there would be something more complex than hermaphroditism going on. Very uncommon for sure, I would bet. I''m interested now, I''m gonna go read up some.

 

[Dancing Fire]

Date: 4/20/2009 12:40:15 PM
Author: musey

Date: 4/20/2009 12:35:31 PM
Author: Dancing Fire

Date: 4/20/2009 12:30:14 PM
Author: musey

Date: 4/20/2009 12:07:48 PM
Author: meresal
DF, if you don''t understand that, then I''d love to know how you managed to produce children

Lucky for DFire the production of children doesn''t require knowledge of a woman''s pleasure centers

how can a ''HE'' have that?

You know, I''m wondering the same thing, since the hoohoo and the shmeema develop from the same cells... it seems as though there would be something more complex than hermaphroditism going on. Very uncommon for sure, I would bet. I''m interested now, I''m gonna go read up some.

let me know when you figure this one out.

i''m too confused

i need a nap

 

[LaraOnline]

Date: 4/20/2009 12:02:54 PM
Author: Dancing Fire
okay,i'm stupid. i still don't get it.

DF, don't feel bad. There are legions of movie producers to this day who appear to not to have 'got it' when they film their steamy scenes for 'm'-rated TV films!

The girl gets so enthusiastic in the boy-directed-fantasies, when you just KNOW not that much could be happening for her. Because her major 'pressure point' just ain't located there. It's false advertising, and it's not fair, to you DF, or to the rest of us.

Go read Shere Hite. Report came out 1979. Still trying to make an impression on mass culture (especially movies and movie directors...)

 

[Julianna]

Date: 4/20/2009 12:40:15 PM
Author: musey

You know, I''m wondering the same thing, since the hoohoo and the shmeema develop from the same cells... it seems as though there would be something more complex than hermaphroditism going on. Very uncommon for sure, I would bet. I''m interested now, I''m gonna go read up some.

OKAY OKAY!!! I was doing fine until the words "hoohoo" and "shmeema". NOW I am falling out of my chair!

FANTASTIC!!

 

[musey]

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

Date: 4/19/2009 4:51:04 PM
Author: musey

Date: 4/19/2009 4:44:42 PM

Author: rainydaze

Date: 4/19/2009 4:41:40 AM

Author: bee*

Date: 4/19/2009 3:26:38 AM

Author: Dancing Fire

Date: 4/18/2009 1:01:51 AM

Author: SparklyLibra

Hmmmm well, I''m trying to find a way to put it without getting banned from the site

Okay, well let''s just say that he has that extra ''button'' (for lack of a better word and believe me I am dying of embarrassment just typing this

) that only ladies are supposed to have.............

There! I said it.... Bwaaaahh

Please don''t ban me from PS?


I''m traumatized as it is already

i still don''t get it.

I''m still not 100% sure either but it doesn''t sound pretty

ever watch ''Friends''? chandler had one.....

A third _______ was definitely NOT the ''button'' I was thinking of (that only women have?!)!!

Nope, me neither. At first I thought "digit" meant inch, but then after the description I thought "digit" meant "little man in a boat"/ happy button. I was disturbed.

A third nip is not that odd, but definitely an identifiable feature.

 

[SparklyLibra]

I think I recall hearing that the um err

schmitoris and the wee-wee are one in the same during the zygote stage... and then the schmitoris becomes elongated and enlarged and the movaries drop down and become pretzicles??? And that''s how we get baby boys????

You''d think I should know all this stuff being that I have kids? Pffft!

Anyway, at least I got a good howl at the whole thing

!