Gypsy
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LOL gross!!Date: 4/17/2009 2:27:33 PM
Author: KatyWI
OOH! OOH! OOH!
I have one!!!! It''s my mom''s story, but it''s effing hilarious.
So around the time my mother married my father, my uncle also (briefly) married a crazy woman. She was a Fran Drescher type in style and voice, and if you knew his second wife (the woman I''ve always known as my aunt), you would think it as weird as I do. My aunt R is very normal and proper, but this other woman was a brash embarrassment of a human being.![]()
So my mother HATED this woman, but my grandmother begged her and begged her to be nice to my uncle''s wife, and to spend time with her since no one else would. Being the lovely person that my mother is, she obliged. So my mom and ''Fran'' make a trip to Macy''s together to return wedding gifts that they didn''t want or were duplicates. It''s a couple weeks after Labor Day, and it''s really busy on some Saturday at a Macy''s in suburban NY, and they''re standing in line at the register with at least 5 people both ahead of them and behind them. And ''Fran'' turns to my mother and in her extremely loud, Long Island accented voice says at the top of her lungs
''So is Katysdad HUGE? Because Katysuncle is JUST HUUUGE!!!''
...And yes, she was talking about the extremely inappropriate part of the male anatomy that you think she was talking about.
OMG WHO DOES THAT?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!!![]()
OMG ahahaha! That is SO freaking hilarious! What did your mom even say to that? "Um...none of your effing business?"Date: 4/17/2009 2:30:37 PM
Author: Kelli
LOL gross!!Date: 4/17/2009 2:27:33 PM
Author: KatyWI
OOH! OOH! OOH!
I have one!!!! It''s my mom''s story, but it''s effing hilarious.
So around the time my mother married my father, my uncle also (briefly) married a crazy woman. She was a Fran Drescher type in style and voice, and if you knew his second wife (the woman I''ve always known as my aunt), you would think it as weird as I do. My aunt R is very normal and proper, but this other woman was a brash embarrassment of a human being.![]()
So my mother HATED this woman, but my grandmother begged her and begged her to be nice to my uncle''s wife, and to spend time with her since no one else would. Being the lovely person that my mother is, she obliged. So my mom and ''Fran'' make a trip to Macy''s together to return wedding gifts that they didn''t want or were duplicates. It''s a couple weeks after Labor Day, and it''s really busy on some Saturday at a Macy''s in suburban NY, and they''re standing in line at the register with at least 5 people both ahead of them and behind them. And ''Fran'' turns to my mother and in her extremely loud, Long Island accented voice says at the top of her lungs
''So is Katysdad HUGE? Because Katysuncle is JUST HUUUGE!!!''
...And yes, she was talking about the extremely inappropriate part of the male anatomy that you think she was talking about.
OMG WHO DOES THAT?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!!![]()
I don''t have too many stories. I''m probably a little guilty of it though![]()
Date: 4/17/2009 2:11:19 PM
Author:Gypsy
Anyone got any funny ''overshare'' stories? You know like... you tell someone their hair looks nice and they tell you all about how their new birthcontrol pills have done great things for their hair, and thier boobs. In line. At the grocery store.
Ditto...how can a wee wee have an extra digiet? I mean...thats the only "private part" I can think of...at first I was thinking toes...but then you said "private part" and I got ALL confused!Date: 4/17/2009 11:03:41 PM
Author: niccia
SparklyLibra, curiousity has gotten the best of me...I am sitting here trying to figure out what the hell these ''extra digits'' are ??!! Maybe it is obvious and flying right over my head, but I can''t think of anything plausible...I wanna know!![]()
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Date: 4/17/2009 2:48:01 PM
Author: meresal
Oh you mean, like this conversation...
Scene: Taking the commuter bus home from work on Tuesday...
Man: ''Ohh, you have an Iphone?''
Me: ''It''s actaully an Ipod touch, no phone.''
Man: ''I have an Iphone. I got it the day my wife left me for my brother.''
Me:![]()
Date: 4/17/2009 11:52:34 PM
Author: redrose229
Date: 4/17/2009 11:03:41 PM
Author: niccia
SparklyLibra, curiousity has gotten the best of me...I am sitting here trying to figure out what the hell these ''extra digits'' are ??!! Maybe it is obvious and flying right over my head, but I can''t think of anything plausible...I wanna know!![]()
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Ditto...how can a wee wee have an extra digiet? I mean...thats the only ''private part'' I can think of...at first I was thinking toes...but then you said ''private part'' and I got ALL confused!![]()
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Date: 4/17/2009 2:11:19 PM
Author:Gypsy
Anyone got any funny ''overshare'' stories? You know like... you tell someone their hair looks nice and they tell you all about how their new birthcontrol pills have done great things for their hair, and thier boobs. In line. At the grocery store.
Date: 4/17/2009 2:21:01 PM
Author: TheBigT
The example that first comes to mind is when I was at work and the party I was speaking to started talking about her surgery (apropos of nothing), and proceeded to pull up her shirt and show us the scar on her stomach. I maintained eye contact and just kept telling myself, ''Don''t look down, don''t look down.'' She kept her shirt up for a good five minutes. I was dying.
Kind of a nonverbal overshare.
Date: 4/17/2009 2:27:33 PM
Author: KatyWI
OOH! OOH! OOH!
I have one!!!! It''s my mom''s story, but it''s effing hilarious.
So around the time my mother married my father, my uncle also (briefly) married a crazy woman. She was a Fran Drescher type in style and voice, and if you knew his second wife (the woman I''ve always known as my aunt), you would think it as weird as I do. My aunt R is very normal and proper, but this other woman was a brash embarrassment of a human being.![]()
So my mother HATED this woman, but my grandmother begged her and begged her to be nice to my uncle''s wife, and to spend time with her since no one else would. Being the lovely person that my mother is, she obliged. So my mom and ''Fran'' make a trip to Macy''s together to return wedding gifts that they didn''t want or were duplicates. It''s a couple weeks after Labor Day, and it''s really busy on some Saturday at a Macy''s in suburban NY, and they''re standing in line at the register with at least 5 people both ahead of them and behind them. And ''Fran'' turns to my mother and in her extremely loud, Long Island accented voice says at the top of her lungs
''So is Katysdad HUGE? Because Katysuncle is JUST HUUUGE!!!''
...And yes, she was talking about the extremely inappropriate part of the male anatomy that you think she was talking about.
OMG WHO DOES THAT?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!!![]()
Date: 4/18/2009 1:43:26 PM
Author: AmberGretchen
Date: 4/17/2009 2:27:33 PM
Author: KatyWI
OOH! OOH! OOH!
I have one!!!! It''s my mom''s story, but it''s effing hilarious.
So around the time my mother married my father, my uncle also (briefly) married a crazy woman. She was a Fran Drescher type in style and voice, and if you knew his second wife (the woman I''ve always known as my aunt), you would think it as weird as I do. My aunt R is very normal and proper, but this other woman was a brash embarrassment of a human being.![]()
So my mother HATED this woman, but my grandmother begged her and begged her to be nice to my uncle''s wife, and to spend time with her since no one else would. Being the lovely person that my mother is, she obliged. So my mom and ''Fran'' make a trip to Macy''s together to return wedding gifts that they didn''t want or were duplicates. It''s a couple weeks after Labor Day, and it''s really busy on some Saturday at a Macy''s in suburban NY, and they''re standing in line at the register with at least 5 people both ahead of them and behind them. And ''Fran'' turns to my mother and in her extremely loud, Long Island accented voice says at the top of her lungs
''So is Katysdad HUGE? Because Katysuncle is JUST HUUUGE!!!''
...And yes, she was talking about the extremely inappropriate part of the male anatomy that you think she was talking about.
OMG WHO DOES THAT?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!!![]()
OMG I would have DIED, that is SO FUNNY and so incredibly inappropriate1![]()
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