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Who Oh Harriet...

What breed? Is his/her name "Walter?"
 
HAHAHA!!!!!! No his name is not Walter. It''s Rook. He''s a Rhodesian Ridgeback. He''s my big huge sugar!
 
Talk about BIG. Winston is an 8 lb ball of fluff. He only counts as half a dog, right?
 
No, no - He''s still a whole dog! Just a teeny one! My cat is bigger than him! He''s almost 16 lbs.

Is Winston a Shih Tzu also?
 
Yes. I''m trying to make the argument that if I get Throkmorton, we''ll only have 2.5 dogs.
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Btw, I''m ready to set my spessartite!
 
Yay Harriet, can''t wait to see your Spess set.

BTW, our Mazie, runs up the stairs to our bedroom, sometimes she is farting all the way up the stairs, it is sooooooooooooooo funny. Once she is at the top of the stairs, she stops and smells her butt. ha ha ha ha
 
Are your dogs lap dogs? I saw a very cuddly Shih Tzu at my son''s soccer practice a few days ago. It was so darling. I''m kind of wanting a small dog.

OK, SPILL!!! Whatcha gonna do with it?????
 
Date: 9/13/2008 11:06:19 PM
Author: Linda W
Yay Harriet, can''t wait to see your Spess set.

BTW, our Mazie, runs up the stairs to our bedroom, sometimes she is farting all the way up the stairs, it is sooooooooooooooo funny. Once she is at the top of the stairs, she stops and smells her butt. ha ha ha ha
You have to take a video!
 
Date: 9/13/2008 11:07:17 PM
Author: Miranda
Are your dogs lap dogs? I saw a very cuddly Shih Tzu at my son''s soccer practice a few days ago. It was so darling. I''m kind of wanting a small dog.

OK, SPILL!!! Whatcha gonna do with it?????
Entirely. Would you like to borrow the burper for a while? She''s 1.5x her brother''s size!

Dunno yet.
 
I''m sure I''d love the burper!!!
 
oh miss harriet, you are too funny.

Are you sure you didn''t make a typo and type sink instead of "stink"
 
just two days ago dh and I had to pick a new dogfood for posie because for two weeks she has been passing gas like a human. Who knew a dog could flap like a human.

And smell......
 
Date: 9/14/2008 9:41:12 AM
Author: Eva17
just two days ago dh and I had to pick a new dogfood for posie because for two weeks she has been passing gas like a human. Who knew a dog could flap like a human.

And smell......
Dogs are the worst. Ours could clear a room in 3 seconds flat.
 
OMG! You ''ladies'' are cracking me up.

Miranda,
Winston, who''s the daintiest thing, lets out the softest pffts that clear the room, like El said.

Eva,
Where?
 
I don''t know whats funnier. The fart stories or the fact that Harriet invited me over here to join in with the fart conversation lol!! What does that tell me about what she thinks of me!!!

I love it when dogs fart and then look round at their butt to see where it came from!! That cracks me up!!
 
ha ha ha h aha ha ha ha ha Maisie. I know what you mean. Our Mazie does that all the time. On top of that, she sniffs her butt too, ha ha ha ha
 
Date: 9/14/2008 2:36:19 PM
Author: Maisie
I don''t know whats funnier. The fart stories or the fact that Harriet invited me over here to join in with the fart conversation lol!! What does that tell me about what she thinks of me!!!

I love it when dogs fart and then look round at their butt to see where it came from!! That cracks me up!!
That you share our sense of humour?
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Am I correct?
 
Date: 9/14/2008 2:38:56 PM
Author: Linda W
ha ha ha h aha ha ha ha ha Maisie. I know what you mean. Our Mazie does that all the time. On top of that, she sniffs her butt too, ha ha ha ha
I''ve never seen that. Winston just ''pffts'' and doesn''t give a you-know-what.
 
Oh definitely!! I love humour like this!!! Thanks for inviting me over!!
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You''re welcome! Any stories?

P.S. I have some M&S thanks to Eva!
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Date: 9/13/2008 11:07:17 PM
Author: Miranda
Are your dogs lap dogs? I saw a very cuddly Shih Tzu at my son''s soccer practice a few days ago. It was so darling. I''m kind of wanting a small dog.


OK, SPILL!!! Whatcha gonna do with it?????


Hey Miranda sweetie!! Yes, our Mazie is a lap dog. She is a Lhasa Apso and a cousin to the Shih Tzu. They look exactly alike, except the Lhasa''s have a longer nose.
 
Date: 9/14/2008 2:43:02 PM
Author: Harriet
Date: 9/14/2008 2:38:56 PM

Author: Linda W

ha ha ha h aha ha ha ha ha Maisie. I know what you mean. Our Mazie does that all the time. On top of that, she sniffs her butt too, ha ha ha ha
I''ve never seen that. Winston just ''pffts'' and doesn''t give a you-know-what.


That is what makes DH and I really crack up. I guess she is wondering, where the smell is coming from
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Ooh lucky you! I''ve not been to M&S for ages. I have been trying to avoid the cakes and biscuits!!

Now I am really going to lower the tone... has anyone drained their dogs anal sacs? Oh my word. Its like the worst smell in the world. And the poor dog goes through anxiety when you draw near with the cotton wool and gloves.... fear when you actually drain them.... and then total indignation that you even did that to their butt.

I will actually pay £28 just to have the vet drain them.
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Maisie!! No, we have never had to do that thank goodness. Smelling her farts is bad enough.
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No. Do you have to do that when they start scooting around? I''d pay a lot to have somebody else do that.
 
You are lucky Linda!! Its the test of true love to drain your animals sacs lol!

Yes Harriet... normally you smell an awful fishy stink and thats time to have it done. I think it happens to smaller breeds. Our pet was a patterdale terrier and she was such a stinky dog.

You have to get your fingers behind the dogs bum hole (typing this is making me crack up laughing!!) and then at 10 and 2 oclock you squeeze and push forward and all of a sudden a whooooosh of brown yukky stuff flies out.

Not for the faint hearted!
 
Mazie makes us laugh when she scoots. DH says "oh look she is doing skid marks" ha ha ha. She doesn''t scoot hardly ever though
 
Gross! Maybe we should switch to a more refined topic before Andrey or Ali chide us.
 
Yes... lol... I can''t even edit my comments here either!!!

What shall we talk about now. Trust me to come along and ruin the party
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While we''re thinking, here''s Myrtle:
 
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