Not sure when she will arrive - surely by Monday... Surely...?!
The flight from Portland is 1 hour so there's still time for her to get here today. I phoned FedEx twice this morning trying to see if I could get an updated delivery date and the AI robot who answered the call the 2nd time said "You already called about this, there is no new information." LOL, I made a robot angry.
DH told me there was one condition attached to the purchase and that is that I couldn’t nag him about remodeling his bathroom for a year. He is terrified that he’ll have to share a bathroom with me when his is redone.
I actually went into a stupor in the produce section of the grocery store the next day replaying the conversation with DH and looking for hidden traps I may have missed, lol. I stood there so long a store employee asked me if I was feeling ok
What does one do when one has to pee and one is afraid to because one may not get to the door in enough time should a package arrive requiring a signature whilst one is mid stream?