JCK 2013????

[Deactivated member 42515]

ForteKitty, who is bringing along Athenaworth as her handler, has been propositioned by DF who has suggested that Athenaworth be promptly dumped. Meanwhile, YT, Enerchi, and Madelise are engaged in a girl-on-girl 3-way. This is a novel in the making with movie rights to follow.

any movie producer here?...

Not a movie producer, but DH will gladly videotape the threesome

 

[hlmr]

ForteKitty, who is bringing along Athenaworth as her handler, has been propositioned by DF who has suggested that Athenaworth be promptly dumped. Meanwhile, YT, Enerchi, and Madelise are engaged in a girl-on-girl 3-way. This is a novel in the making with movie rights to follow.

Dumped? I think DF was suggesting Athena meet foul play!

Yep, I think that is exactly what he insinuated. But I am sure if he really actually did show up in LV, he would rescind and retreat...

 

[Deactivated member 42515]

Two Asians and a blonde... Yummmmm

 

[hlmr]

Two Asians and a blonde... Yummmmm

Double entendre, at its finest.

 

[Deactivated member 42515]

Will there be a cleaning station at the GTG?

 

[Matata]

ForteKitty, who is bringing along Athenaworth as her handler, has been propositioned by DF who has suggested that Athenaworth be promptly dumped. Meanwhile, YT, Enerchi, and Madelise are engaged in a girl-on-girl 3-way. This is a novel in the making with movie rights to follow.

Dumped? I think DF was suggesting Athena meet foul play!

Where I come from, the disappeared usually are found in dumpsters and not intact, hence the euphemistically more pleasing term. LOL.

 

[Matata]

Will there be a cleaning station at the GTG?

More likely ya'll will need HazMat suits.

 

[canuk-gal]

HI:

Is there free food and booze?

cheers--Sharon

 

[Matata]

Having a devil of a time finding convenient flights. I want to go Fri-Mon. Allegiant can get me there but I'm getting annoyed at the additional costs for every little thing -- ya know, like oxygen in the cabin and I have to drive to an airport 2.5 hrs north to get flights on the dates I want. Every other airline that flies out of here isn't nonstop and I hate having to fly thru San Fran and making a safari out of what should be a simple trip. Whiny rant is over.

 

[Deactivated member 42515]

HI:

Is there free food and booze?

cheers--Sharon

Counting on it. It's my way of survival. Join forums. Establish credit. Go to GTG. Eat food. Collect food. Wait for next year.

 

[hlmr]

HI:

Is there free food and booze?

cheers--Sharon

YES! But only on Friday!

 

[Deactivated member 42515]

Having a devil of a time finding convenient flights. I want to go Fri-Mon. Allegiant can get me there but I'm getting annoyed at the additional costs for every little thing -- ya know, like oxygen in the cabin and I have to drive to an airport 2.5 hrs north to get flights on the dates I want. Every other airline that flies out of here isn't nonstop and I hate having to fly thru San Fran and making a safari out of what should be a simple trip. Whiny rant is over.

But Allegiant is so blah! They charge you fees for everything! I'm taking Alaska I think. One stop. Seattle or Salt Lake City.

 

[canuk-gal]

HI:

Is there free food and booze?

cheers--Sharon

YES! But only on Friday!

 

[Matata]

Having a devil of a time finding convenient flights. I want to go Fri-Mon. Allegiant can get me there but I'm getting annoyed at the additional costs for every little thing -- ya know, like oxygen in the cabin and I have to drive to an airport 2.5 hrs north to get flights on the dates I want. Every other airline that flies out of here isn't nonstop and I hate having to fly thru San Fran and making a safari out of what should be a simple trip. Whiny rant is over.

But Allegiant is so blah! They charge you fees for everything! I'm taking Alaska I think. One stop. Seattle or Salt Lake City.

I'll probably do that too. They'll send me via Portland but I won't get in until midnight on Friday so might go Thurs. instead.

 

[woofmama]

Hey, June1 is my birthday!

YT I just spat tea *everywhere*. I definitely won't be in synch with you lot - gotta plan around birthdays

Hey Yssie-That's my birthday too! Only sexy chicks get to be June 1st babies, so it's me,you and Marilyn Monroe! Though I'm guessing I'm closer to your mothers age than yours.

As far as all this penis talk goes-hilarious! I get to say the word penis all day at work whilst convincing my customers to feed said penises to their beloved doggies Never dreamed I would make a career out of doing that

 

[diamondseeker2006]

Hey, June1 is my birthday!

YT I just spat tea *everywhere*. I definitely won't be in synch with you lot - gotta plan around birthdays

Hey Yssie-That's my birthday too! Only sexy chicks get to be June 1st babies, so it's me,you and Marilyn Monroe! Though I'm guessing I'm closer to your mothers age than yours.

As far as all this penis talk goes-hilarious! I get to say the word penis all day at work whilst convincing my customers to feed said penises to their beloved doggies Never dreamed I would make a career out of doing that

???? (what in the world does that mean???)

 

[Dancing Fire]

HI:

Is there free food and booze?

cheers--Sharon

Sharon...BYOB..

 

[Deactivated member 42515]

Hey, June1 is my birthday!

YT I just spat tea *everywhere*. I definitely won't be in synch with you lot - gotta plan around birthdays

Hey Yssie-That's my birthday too! Only sexy chicks get to be June 1st babies, so it's me,you and Marilyn Monroe! Though I'm guessing I'm closer to your mothers age than yours.

As far as all this penis talk goes-hilarious! I get to say the word penis all day at work whilst convincing my customers to feed said penises to their beloved doggies Never dreamed I would make a career out of doing that

???? (what in the world does that mean???)

I've read that part many many times and I still don't understand... What does it meeeeannnnn???

 

[diamondseeker2006]

Hey, June1 is my birthday!

YT I just spat tea *everywhere*. I definitely won't be in synch with you lot - gotta plan around birthdays

Hey Yssie-That's my birthday too! Only sexy chicks get to be June 1st babies, so it's me,you and Marilyn Monroe! Though I'm guessing I'm closer to your mothers age than yours.

As far as all this penis talk goes-hilarious! I get to say the word penis all day at work whilst convincing my customers to feed said penises to their beloved doggies Never dreamed I would make a career out of doing that

???? (what in the world does that mean???)

I've read that part many many times and I still don't understand... What does it meeeeannnnn???

Whew!!! So glad I wasn't the only one!

 

[woofmama]

Hey, June1 is my birthday!

YT I just spat tea *everywhere*. I definitely won't be in synch with you lot - gotta plan around birthdays

Hey Yssie-That's my birthday too! Only sexy chicks get to be June 1st babies, so it's me,you and Marilyn Monroe! Though I'm guessing I'm closer to your mothers age than yours.

As far as all this penis talk goes-hilarious! I get to say the word penis all day at work whilst convincing my customers to feed said penises to their beloved doggies Never dreamed I would make a career out of doing that

???? (what in the world does that mean???)

I've read that part many many times and I still don't understand... What does it meeeeannnnn???

DS & YT- I own a pet food store and one of the top selling treats for dogs are bully sticks. They are dried bull penis and are very healthy long lasting treats. I sell hundreds per week. Most of my customers know what they are but some ask so we explain it to them. I usually say-well it's from a bull and a stick-soooo what rhymes with stick? Most get it then and we say just say yep penis!
The women customers find it very funny, some of the men look horrified. I guess I thought since so many of you had dogs you would already be familar with said treats. I can only imagine what you thought I was alluding to I am not a weirdo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzle Google bully sticks for clarification.

 

[Deactivated member 42515]

Hey, June1 is my birthday!

YT I just spat tea *everywhere*. I definitely won't be in synch with you lot - gotta plan around birthdays

Hey Yssie-That's my birthday too! Only sexy chicks get to be June 1st babies, so it's me,you and Marilyn Monroe! Though I'm guessing I'm closer to your mothers age than yours.

As far as all this penis talk goes-hilarious! I get to say the word penis all day at work whilst convincing my customers to feed said penises to their beloved doggies Never dreamed I would make a career out of doing that

???? (what in the world does that mean???)

I've read that part many many times and I still don't understand... What does it meeeeannnnn???

DS & YT- I own a pet food store and one of the top selling treats for dogs are bully sticks. They are dried bull penis and are very healthy long lasting treats. I sell hundreds per week. Most of my customers know what they are but some ask so we explain it to them. I usually say-well it's from a bull and a stick-soooo what rhymes with stick? Most get it then and we say just say yep penis!
The women customers find it very funny, some of the men look horrified. I guess I thought since so many of you had dogs you would already be familar with said treats. I can only imagine what you thought I was alluding to I am not a weirdo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzle Google bully sticks for clarification.

Ohhh hahaha yes I knew this! But it didn't come to mind when you said feeding penises to dogs!!

 

[madelise]

Hey, June1 is my birthday!

YT I just spat tea *everywhere*. I definitely won't be in synch with you lot - gotta plan around birthdays

Hey Yssie-That's my birthday too! Only sexy chicks get to be June 1st babies, so it's me,you and Marilyn Monroe! Though I'm guessing I'm closer to your mothers age than yours.

As far as all this penis talk goes-hilarious! I get to say the word penis all day at work whilst convincing my customers to feed said penises to their beloved doggies Never dreamed I would make a career out of doing that

???? (what in the world does that mean???)

I've read that part many many times and I still don't understand... What does it meeeeannnnn???

DS & YT- I own a pet food store and one of the top selling treats for dogs are bully sticks. They are dried bull penis and are very healthy long lasting treats. I sell hundreds per week. Most of my customers know what they are but some ask so we explain it to them. I usually say-well it's from a bull and a stick-soooo what rhymes with stick? Most get it then and we say just say yep penis!
The women customers find it very funny, some of the men look horrified. I guess I thought since so many of you had dogs you would already be familar with said treats. I can only imagine what you thought I was alluding to I am not a weirdo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzle Google bully sticks for clarification.

Ohhh hahaha yes I knew this! But it didn't come to mind when you said feeding penises to dogs!!

WTF?! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD, I have never heard of this. This is HILARIOUS!!!! Where can I buy one? This is a Facebook post I need: a photo of my lovely herp derp pekingese chewing on a dried bull's penis. Titled, "Nana loves eating dick", with an explanation below.

Oh god, I'm rolling with laughter!!

 

[woofmama]

Hey, June1 is my birthday!

YT I just spat tea *everywhere*. I definitely won't be in synch with you lot - gotta plan around birthdays

Hey Yssie-That's my birthday too! Only sexy chicks get to be June 1st babies, so it's me,you and Marilyn Monroe! Though I'm guessing I'm closer to your mothers age than yours.

As far as all this penis talk goes-hilarious! I get to say the word penis all day at work whilst convincing my customers to feed said penises to their beloved doggies Never dreamed I would make a career out of doing that

???? (what in the world does that mean???)

I've read that part many many times and I still don't understand... What does it meeeeannnnn???

DS & YT- I own a pet food store and one of the top selling treats for dogs are bully sticks. They are dried bull penis and are very healthy long lasting treats. I sell hundreds per week. Most of my customers know what they are but some ask so we explain it to them. I usually say-well it's from a bull and a stick-soooo what rhymes with stick? Most get it then and we say just say yep penis!
The women customers find it very funny, some of the men look horrified. I guess I thought since so many of you had dogs you would already be familar with said treats. I can only imagine what you thought I was alluding to I am not a weirdo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzle Google bully sticks for clarification.

Ohhh hahaha yes I knew this! But it didn't come to mind when you said feeding penises to dogs!!

Thank god you get it! I guess this would have gone over better on the pet food forum I'm on.

 

[woofmama]

Hey, June1 is my birthday!

YT I just spat tea *everywhere*. I definitely won't be in synch with you lot - gotta plan around birthdays

Hey Yssie-That's my birthday too! Only sexy chicks get to be June 1st babies, so it's me,you and Marilyn Monroe! Though I'm guessing I'm closer to your mothers age than yours.

As far as all this penis talk goes-hilarious! I get to say the word penis all day at work whilst convincing my customers to feed said penises to their beloved doggies Never dreamed I would make a career out of doing that

???? (what in the world does that mean???)

I've read that part many many times and I still don't understand... What does it meeeeannnnn???

DS & YT- I own a pet food store and one of the top selling treats for dogs are bully sticks. They are dried bull penis and are very healthy long lasting treats. I sell hundreds per week. Most of my customers know what they are but some ask so we explain it to them. I usually say-well it's from a bull and a stick-soooo what rhymes with stick? Most get it then and we say just say yep penis!
The women customers find it very funny, some of the men look horrified. I guess I thought since so many of you had dogs you would already be familar with said treats. I can only imagine what you thought I was alluding to I am not a weirdo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzle Google bully sticks for clarification.

Ohhh hahaha yes I knew this! But it didn't come to mind when you said feeding penises to dogs!!

WTF?! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD, I have never heard of this. This is HILARIOUS!!!! Where can I buy one? This is a Facebook post I need: a photo of my lovely herp derp pekingese chewing on a dried bull's penis. Titled, "Nana loves eating dick", with an explanation below.

Oh god, I'm rolling with laughter!!

Okay now I'm LMAO from your reply- "Nana loves eating dick" The truth is all dogs love eating dick Go to any natural pet food store and they should have a huge selection. Love the term herp derp!
ETA: If I go to Vegas I'll bring a box of Bullys for all of the Psers dogs. Wish me luck getting through airport security with that

 

[Deactivated member 42515]

Hey, June1 is my birthday!

YT I just spat tea *everywhere*. I definitely won't be in synch with you lot - gotta plan around birthdays

Hey Yssie-That's my birthday too! Only sexy chicks get to be June 1st babies, so it's me,you and Marilyn Monroe! Though I'm guessing I'm closer to your mothers age than yours.

As far as all this penis talk goes-hilarious! I get to say the word penis all day at work whilst convincing my customers to feed said penises to their beloved doggies Never dreamed I would make a career out of doing that

???? (what in the world does that mean???)

I've read that part many many times and I still don't understand... What does it meeeeannnnn???

DS & YT- I own a pet food store and one of the top selling treats for dogs are bully sticks. They are dried bull penis and are very healthy long lasting treats. I sell hundreds per week. Most of my customers know what they are but some ask so we explain it to them. I usually say-well it's from a bull and a stick-soooo what rhymes with stick? Most get it then and we say just say yep penis!
The women customers find it very funny, some of the men look horrified. I guess I thought since so many of you had dogs you would already be familar with said treats. I can only imagine what you thought I was alluding to I am not a weirdo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzle Google bully sticks for clarification.

Ohhh hahaha yes I knew this! But it didn't come to mind when you said feeding penises to dogs!!

Thank god you get it! I guess this would have gone over better on the pet food forum I'm on.

Haha I've always wanted to give my girls penises but I usually go for th cow tails. I also only shop at natural pet food stores and they have bully sticks galore there!!

FYI Madelise, in case you're thinking these bully sticks look like the real thing, they don't. They just look like regular chew bones but long and skinny. But I love your eating dick reference! Hilarious!!!

 

[athenaworth]

ForteKitty, who is bringing along Athenaworth as her handler, has been propositioned by DF who has suggested that Athenaworth be promptly dumped. Meanwhile, YT, Enerchi, and Madelise are engaged in a girl-on-girl 3-way. This is a novel in the making with movie rights to follow.

Dumped? I think DF was suggesting Athena meet foul play!

Seriously! What's happening here??

 

[madelise]

Okay now I'm LMAO from your reply- "Nana loves eating dick" The truth is all dogs love eating dick Go to any natural pet food store and they should have a huge selection. Love the term herp derp!
ETA: If I go to Vegas I'll bring a box of Bullys for all of the Psers dogs. Wish me luck getting through airport security with that

Woofmama, you have no idea how hard I'm laughing. I look like I'm certifiably insane, laughing at my computer. I'm picturing you with your duffle bag going through airport security, and they force you to open your bag. "Ma'am, what are these?" "Bull dick." "Excuse me?" "Male cow penis." "Ma'am, I'm going to ask you to come with me…" as they drag you into the interrogation room.

 

[Dancing Fire]

[quote="woofmama|1357706762
DS & YT- I own a pet food store and one of the top selling treats for dogs are bully sticks. They are dried bull penis and are very healthy long lasting treats. I sell hundreds per week. Most of my customers know what they are but some ask so we explain it to them. I usually say-well it's from a bull and a stick-soooo what rhymes with stick? Most get it then and we say just say yep penis!
The women customers find it very funny, some of the men look horrified. I guess I thought since so many of you had dogs you would already be familar with said treats. I can only imagine what you thought I was alluding to I am not a weirdo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzle Google bully sticks for clarification.[/quote]



door prize at Vegas GTG...every female PSer will receive one. please let woofmama know the size you prefer ...S-M-L-XL.

 

[yennyfire]

[quote="woofmama|1357706762
DS & YT- I own a pet food store and one of the top selling treats for dogs are bully sticks. They are dried bull penis and are very healthy long lasting treats. I sell hundreds per week. Most of my customers know what they are but some ask so we explain it to them. I usually say-well it's from a bull and a stick-soooo what rhymes with stick? Most get it then and we say just say yep penis!
The women customers find it very funny, some of the men look horrified. I guess I thought since so many of you had dogs you would already be familar with said treats. I can only imagine what you thought I was alluding to I am not a weirdo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzle Google bully sticks for clarification.

door prize at Vegas GTG...every female PSer will receive one. please let woofmama know the size you prefer ...S-M-L-XL.[/quote]

Ya know, I WAS planning on coming, but if my Mom reads this, I'm not sure she'll let me. ROFLMAO!!! Ya'll are out of control!!! (just the way I like my friends!)

 

[woofmama]

[quote="woofmama|1357706762
DS & YT- I own a pet food store and one of the top selling treats for dogs are bully sticks. They are dried bull penis and are very healthy long lasting treats. I sell hundreds per week. Most of my customers know what they are but some ask so we explain it to them. I usually say-well it's from a bull and a stick-soooo what rhymes with stick? Most get it then and we say just say yep penis!
The women customers find it very funny, some of the men look horrified. I guess I thought since so many of you had dogs you would already be familar with said treats. I can only imagine what you thought I was alluding to I am not a weirdo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzle Google bully sticks for clarification.

door prize at Vegas GTG...every female PSer will receive one. please let woofmama know the size you prefer ...S-M-L-XL.[/quote]
I'm laughing so hard I'm in tears DF