Speaking of Family Members - my mom is so ridiculous I can't be mad I just have to laugh.
On the phone today -
- you need to lose weight. Do 10 sit-ups a day. I saw you from the car yesterday and your stomach looks bigger. Your dad just showed me an article where ugly fat people are less employable . Your face is still cute. You need to be more active.
- have you met any boyfriends? Have you asked your friends to introduce you to guys? There are plenty of unmarried men around . You just need to lose weight. I get a lot of male attention at my age because most of my peers are overweight.
I swear to god we live in perpendicular universes. Not parallel. Perpendicular. This phone call was one of the times where the two universes intersected.
She claims concern and only she as my parent would tell me the truth.
Speechless. I mean... what the....??!
I still don’t get it. Is this her way of showing concern or is she just THAT inept at being a decent human being, let alone parent?!
- she's special...' This was my reaction to those statements your mom made. Seriously? Can you block her number?
I can't be mad I just have to laugh.
I think I'm able to laugh because I'm getting better at being like "it's not me it's her..."You ought to be mad as Hell !
I AM !
hahahaha at this point I'm looking for a perfect TV dude lololol... that's it. No real dudes for me. I mean for the love of god, I still have one more piece of widow administration (it snuck up on me) that I have been procrastinating on. Nice to find out from my attorney when we had the initial meeting about the will that I need to show that the amounts reflected in the letters of administration are in the estate account and then I can close the estate account. Tomorrow I'm going to the dermatologist in the AM so I'll make a pit stop at the bank on the way home to deposit some money into that account and get a statement printed. Then I'll try to put together my incomplete family tree for the attorney.Ermergerd. Like you're looking for a dude. (Are you?). At least your face is cute. WT Actual F?! Oh mom.
She claims concern and only she as my parent would tell me the truth.
Oh yeah, she advised me not to buy clothing that's too big or else I'll think I'm thinner and grow into it. Oh and not too tight either bc that makes you look heavier.
Before Christmas I found mine on Macy's and Century 21's site, but the stock is low now when I searched Hello Kitty. Nordstrom Rack seems to have lots of options now! We can start the crazy cat lady club and this will be the uniformLoving your hello kitty outfit! Where can I buy one? We can be crazy cat lady twins!
I would probably enjoy doing it too.
Before Christmas I found mine on Macy's and Century 21's site, but the stock is low now when I searched Hello Kitty. Nordstrom Rack seems to have lots of options now! We can start the crazy cat lady club and this will be the uniform
https://www.nordstromrack.com/brands/Hello Kitty