As the Forum Turns ... or ... The 3-Word Story Thread

[TC1987]

accompanies waistline expansion

 

[Madam Bijoux]

Graff can help

 

[pyramid]

they found a.......

 

[kenny]

140 carat diamond

 

[Polished]

under a bed

 

[VRBeauty]

an old waterbed

 

[pyramid]

from the 80's

 

[Dancing Fire]

that is leaking

 

[kenny]

putrid rotting swill

 

[MissGotRocks]

into downstairs ceiling

 

[Polished]

ruining priceless paintings

 

[kenny]

the Louvre loaned

 

[MissGotRocks]

to the family

 

[MMtwo]

satin sheets, tasteful

 

[VRBeauty]

but sopping wet.

 

[Polished]

Mop up begins

 

[VRBeauty]

after happy hour

 

[Polished]

loosens idle tongues

 

[gregchang35]

that maybe forked

 

[MissGotRocks]

but never frozen

 

[gregchang35]

. As they say

 

[iLander]

better wet than

 

[MMtwo]

dead. You pick

 

[MissGotRocks]

your favorite poison.

 

[TC1987]

Make mine strychnine

 

[MissGotRocks]

Back to diamonds

 

[gregchang35]

and peeaaarrllllsss and

 

[thecat]

we are happy.

 

[Dancing Fire]

then Stormy farted.

 

[thecat]

Cold weather is