WHYYYYY--a thread

[Lentibulariaceae]

For once, I am grateful I don’t have a TheRealReal account.

 

[lovedogs]

No thank you. I'll be happy never having a ring like that.

 

[Odyssey44]

No thank you. I'll be happy never having a ring like that.

I am trying to figure out who would buy it!!

 

[Tinytreasurers]

NSFW!!!!! NSFW!!!! I am speechless...

The Lilith Vulva Ring 18ct Fairmined gold and Diamonds For Sale at 1stDibs

For Sale on 1stDibs - The Lilith Vulva ring is handmade, using the ancient art of chasing, with 18ct Fairmined gold , traceable CanadaMark diamonds and a 0.07 carat ruby pear.

www.1stdibs.com

You won, I bow down to you. This is insane lol

 

[Kalynna]

If you read the write up, yes that stone is meant to be blood. Which begs the question---why is there blood in the, umm, other area???

Here’s a cheaper companion piece for those looking for something more subtle! This lady needs to go see a doctor…

NSFW-ish!

https://www.1stdibs.com/jewelry/rin...n-ring-14k-yellow-gold-size-85/id-j_25169132/

 

[Lookinagain]

I just can't imagine walking around wearing either of these two "lady" pieces.

 

[Odyssey44]

I just can't imagine walking around wearing either of these two "lady" pieces.

I think the most ridiculous picture on the one I posted is a woman hanging at the beach with that ring! If only they panned out to show the shocked whispering and pointing people around her.

 

[Odyssey44]

You won, I bow down to you. This is insane lol

#Goals

 

[Mrsz1ppy]

NSFW!!!!! NSFW!!!! I am speechless...

The Lilith Vulva Ring 18ct Fairmined gold and Diamonds For Sale at 1stDibs

For Sale on 1stDibs - The Lilith Vulva ring is handmade, using the ancient art of chasing, with 18ct Fairmined gold , traceable CanadaMark diamonds and a 0.07 carat ruby pear.

www.1stdibs.com

I sent the link to my daughter, asking if she wanted it for her birthday (we are habitual messers). She said she had one, and one was enough!

 

[Soseattle]

Here’s a cheaper companion piece for those looking for something more subtle! This lady needs to go see a doctor…

NSFW-ish!

https://www.1stdibs.com/jewelry/rin...n-ring-14k-yellow-gold-size-85/id-j_25169132/

Must be the mother of the baby with the "diaper rash".

 

[VRBeauty]

Idk why someone needs a diamond encrusted duck on their finger.

I laugh, but I do own a diamond-encrusted octopus ring… and no one held a gun to my head!

 

[Avondale]

https://www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-6184151

So that’s a thing…

 

[RRfromR]

https://www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-6184151

So that’s a thing…

Oh yes, Dali made jewelry too.

 

[Odyssey44]

https://www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-6184151

So that’s a thing…

A new definition of pearly whites! If only they had stopped at the lips, like Dali's sofas.

 

[autumngems]

Who in their right mind sits there and thinks "I think I will make a ring of gold, diamonds and rubies that looks like lady parts, yeah that will be a big seller"?
Waste of gold and gems.

 

[lovedogs]

https://www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-6184151

So that’s a thing…

Nooooooo

 

[Daisys and Diamonds]

Horse? Looks more like “irradiated llama” to me, but I’m no expert! The top view is actually pretty nice, though.

https://cashfordiamonds.com/product...geous-14k-yellow-gold-natural-ruby-horse-ring

looks a bit sitanic

 

[Lookinagain]

Who in their right mind sits there and thinks "I think I will make a ring of gold, diamonds and rubies that looks like lady parts, yeah that will be a big seller"?
Waste of gold and gems.

Commissioned piece? That is all I can think of. Can't be many buyers for those unless I'm living in a prude cave.

 

[Odyssey44]

Commissioned piece? That is all I can think of. Can't be many buyers for those unless I'm living in a prude cave.

Yeah, I'm moving into the prude cave if this is what is outside of it.
I have always had a very strict "no wearing of genitals" policy.

 

[Daisys and Diamonds]

I laugh, but I do own a diamond-encrusted octopus ring… and no one held a gun to my head!

he's cute
great finger coverage too

 

[Daisys and Diamonds]

thats just revolting

 

[autumngems]

Pardon Our Interruption...

 

[RRfromR]

Pardon Our Interruption...

I have so many questions. Someone needs to buy it and send it to a lapidary, the stones seem beautiful.

 

[lala646]

Pardon Our Interruption...

All I can think is, it's so tall, and emeralds are so delicate, how long before you accidentally bash it and wreck the stones?

 

[autumngems]

All I can think is, it's so tall, and emeralds are so delicate, how long before you accidentally bash it and wreck the stones?

How they got it in that, in what looks to be hammered setting without breaking them, I have no idea.

 

[Tinytreasurers]

 

[lovedogs]

Nooooooooo

 

[lala646]

You know when you're done putting together a piece of furniture from Ikea there are always a few random pieces and parts of hardware left over and you don't know what to do with them? I feel like that was the inspiration behind this ring.

Lab-Created Round Spinel & Pearl Cluster Statement Ring 14k White Gold Size 6.75

KEY TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS : Metal: White Gold Metal Purity: 14k (tested) Metal Weight: 9.98dwt / 15.51 Grams Type: Ring Style: Cocktail Setting Style: Cluster Ring Size: 6.75 Ring Face Height: 24.7mm Department: Women Main Stone: Spinel Main Stone Shape: Round Main Stone Creation: Lab-Created...

www.pawnamerica.com

 

[lala646]

That brooch is 100% haunted. And may now be in my nightmares.

 

[Mrsz1ppy]

This is being advertised at the bottom of LT. Talk about a family heirloom…