Twist-A-Wish

[Karl_K]

remember forum rules and keep it nice

How It Works:
Somebody makes a wish.
The next poster grants the wish, but Twists it in some manner.
Irony is good!
That poster then makes a wish.

Example:
First poster: "I wish I could fly!"
Second poster: "Your wish is granted, but you lose the ability 35,000 feet
in the air!" "I wish my computer was fixed!"
Third poster: "Wish granted!... but they used parts from a Commodore 64!"
"I wish..."

And so on.

One rule:
No making unTwistable wishes such as, "I wish my wish to be
unTwistable".

I'll start:

I wish I had a 20ct diamond.

 

[Kaleigh]

Date: 2/16/2010 8:56:47 PM
Author:Karl_K
remember forum rules and keep it nice

How It Works:
Somebody makes a wish.
The next poster grants the wish, but Twists it in some manner.
Irony is good!
That poster then makes a wish.

Example:
First poster: 'I wish I could fly!'
Second poster: 'Your wish is granted, but you lose the ability 35,000 feet
in the air!' 'I wish my computer was fixed!'
Third poster: 'Wish granted!... but they used parts from a Commodore 64!'
'I wish...'

And so on.

One rule:
No making unTwistable wishes such as, 'I wish my wish to be
unTwistable'.

I'll start:

I wish I had a 20ct diamond.

I'd give you a 20CT diamond but the rough will not yield that. So you'll end up getting a 15CT diamond. I really want a pink diamond, don't care what size..

( is this how it goes?? LOL??)

 

[dragonfly411]

Granted, but it is an M I3


I wish I could stay home and cook all day!

 

[Karl_K]

Date: 2/16/2010 8:59:51 PM
Author: dragonfly411
Granted, but it is an M I3



I wish I could stay home and cook all day!

You can stay home and cook all day but your stove goes out.

I wish I had some supper cooked

 

[Cehrabehra]

Date: 2/16/2010 8:56:47 PM
Author:Karl_K
remember forum rules and keep it nice


How It Works:

Somebody makes a wish.

The next poster grants the wish, but Twists it in some manner.

Irony is good!

That poster then makes a wish.


Example:

First poster: ''I wish I could fly!''

Second poster: ''Your wish is granted, but you lose the ability 35,000 feet

in the air!'' ''I wish my computer was fixed!''

Third poster: ''Wish granted!... but they used parts from a Commodore 64!''

''I wish...''


And so on.


One rule:

No making unTwistable wishes such as, ''I wish my wish to be

unTwistable''.


I''ll start:


I wish I had a 20ct diamond.

Your wish is granted! you now have a 20 carat diamond with a 19.9 carat inclusion!

I wish I had a decent oven.

 

[Karl_K]

Date: 2/16/2010 8:59:43 PM
Author: Kaleigh
I wish for a pink diamond, don't care what size..

You find a 10ct pink diamond but it turns out to be a cz

I wish I had a better car

 

[Cehrabehra]

so far we''re being a bit redundant lol!!!

I wish I could come up with something witty to say.

 

[Kaleigh]

Date: 2/16/2010 9:03:51 PM
Author: Karl_K

Date: 2/16/2010 8:59:43 PM
Author: Kaleigh
I wish for a pink diamond, don''t care what size..

You find a 10ct pink diamond but it turns out to be a cz

I wish I had a better car

You can have a brand new car if I get a 2 carat pink diamond!!!!

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

You can have a pink diamond but you lose the stone on the way to work.

I wish I were on vacation

 

[dragonfly411]

Date: 2/16/2010 9:14:14 PM
Author: Kaleigh

Date: 2/16/2010 9:03:51 PM
Author: Karl_K

Date: 2/16/2010 8:59:43 PM
Author: Kaleigh
I wish for a pink diamond, don''t care what size..

You find a 10ct pink diamond but it turns out to be a cz

I wish I had a better car

You can have a brand new car if I get a 2 carat pink diamond!!!!

You can have a 2 carat pink diamond but it''s hazy

I wish my boyfriend would shut the door so it wouldn''t be so darn cold inside.

 

[canuk-gal]

Date: 2/16/2010 9:02:04 PM
Author: Karl_K

Date: 2/16/2010 8:59:51 PM
Author: dragonfly411
Granted, but it is an M I3



I wish I could stay home and cook all day!

You can stay home and cook all day but your stove goes out.

I wish I had some supper cooked

HI:

I granted your wish and cooked you dinner, unfortunately I dropped it on the floor. (I actually did drop the couscous on the floor tonight!)

I wish I never had to shovel another flake of snow.

cheers--Sharon

 

[onvacation]

Date: 2/16/2010 9:18:01 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
You can have a pink diamond but you lose the stone on the way to work.


I wish I were on vacation

Wish granted! ... but I work tomorrow and Thursday, so you''d be SOL

I wish I could be with DH right now. Really bad.

 

[purrfectpear]

Date: 2/16/2010 9:19:53 PM
Author: canuk-gal
HI:

I wish I never had to shovel another flake of snow.

cheers--Sharon

No problem, I moved you to the Sahara. The nearest water is some 100 miles away, and the donkey has a limp.



I wish my dog would live as long as I will.

 

[that_someone_special]

Date: 2/16/2010 9:49:35 PM
Author: purrfectpear

Date: 2/16/2010 9:19:53 PM

Author: canuk-gal

HI:


I wish I never had to shovel another flake of snow.


cheers--Sharon

No problem, I moved you to the Sahara. The nearest water is some 100 miles away, and the donkey has a limp.




I wish my dog would live as long as I will.

Your dog will live as long as you do. Sadly, you only have 3 more years to live...

I wish I had a large red Slushie to drink.

 

[joflier]

Date: 2/16/2010 10:06:35 PM
Author: swedish bean


Your dog will live as long as you do. Sadly, you only have 3 more years to live...

I wish I had a large red Slushie to drink.

You got it - but it's now only a medium size because your wearing 1/2 of it on your shirt.

I wish my bathroom was finished!

 

[lulu]

I wish I had a large red Slushie to drink.


Granted Too bad you spilled it on your new mohair sofa.

I wish I was 5'' 8" tall.

 

[purrfectpear]

Date: 2/16/2010 10:14:23 PM
Author: joflier

Date: 2/16/2010 10:06:35 PM
Author: swedish bean


Your dog will live as long as you do. Sadly, you only have 3 more years to live...

I wish I had a large red Slushie to drink.

You got it - but it''s now only a medium size because your wearing 1/2 of it on your shirt.

I wish my bathroom was finished!

Your bathroom is finished. It''s lovely, I don''t think there''s another outhouse as pretty in the whole country

 

[Miss Sparkly]

Date: 2/16/2010 10:14:23 PM
Author: joflier

Date: 2/16/2010 10:06:35 PM
Author: swedish bean


Your dog will live as long as you do. Sadly, you only have 3 more years to live...

I wish I had a large red Slushie to drink.

You got it - but it''s now only a medium size because your wearing 1/2 of it on your shirt.

I wish my bathroom was finished!

Your bathroom is finished but your kitchen pipes break!

I wish my cats would stop fighting

......

 

[joflier]

Date: 2/16/2010 10:16:34 PM
Author: purrfectpear

Date: 2/16/2010 10:14:23 PM
Author: joflier

You got it - but it''s now only a medium size because your wearing 1/2 of it on your shirt.

I wish my bathroom was finished!

Your bathroom is finished. It''s lovely, I don''t think there''s another outhouse as pretty in the whole country

Good one!

 

[joflier]

Date: 2/16/2010 10:16:48 PM
Author: Sparkly Blonde

Your bathroom is finished but your kitchen pipes break!

I wish my cats would stop fighting

......

They did - but that's because they agreed to share the bird.

I wish I had a new wardrobe!

 

[PilsnPinkysMom]

Your cats stopped fighting, but they started licking each other lovingly, incessantly... and the noise is driving you INSANE!

I wish I found $100 in my coat pocket.

 

[y2kitty]

Date: 2/16/2010 10:22:06 PM
Author: joflier

Date: 2/16/2010 10:16:48 PM

Author: Sparkly Blonde


Your bathroom is finished but your kitchen pipes break!

I wish my cats would stop fighting

......

They did - but that''s because they agreed to share the bird.

I wish I had a new wardrobe!

Granted. You didn''t say it had to be in your size.

I wish my college basketball team had won tonight.

 

[that_someone_special]

Date: 2/16/2010 10:22:06 PM
Author: joflier

Date: 2/16/2010 10:16:48 PM

Author: Sparkly Blonde


Your bathroom is finished but your kitchen pipes break!

I wish my cats would stop fighting

......

They did - but that''s because they agreed to share the bird.

I wish I had a new wardrobe!

You get a WHOLE new wardrobe, and it''s all 3 sizes too small.

I wish I had a new, Slushie free shirt on!

 

[PilsnPinkysMom]

They won, but your SO bet your life savings on the other team winning

 

[joflier]

Date: 2/16/2010 10:23:56 PM
Author: swedish bean


You get a WHOLE new wardrobe, and it's all 3 sizes too small.

I wish I had a new, Slushie free shirt on!

You have one - but it's from my new 'too small' kmart wardrobe!

I wish I was done with work right now.

 

[Iowa Lizzy]

Date: 2/16/2010 10:28:49 PM
Author: joflier
I wish I was done with work right now.

You are done with work because your boss caught you on PriceScope and fired you.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and still lose weight.

 

[whitby_2773]

Date: 2/16/2010 10:52:57 PM
Author: Travel Goddess

Date: 2/16/2010 10:28:49 PM

Author: joflier

I wish I was done with work right now.

You are done with work because your boss caught you on PriceScope and fired you.


I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and still lose weight.

wish granted! you completely stuffed your face and lost 3 lbs of fluid when you threw up.

i wish i lived by the ocean.

 

[yssie]

Date: 2/16/2010 11:03:59 PM
Author: whitby_2773

Date: 2/16/2010 10:52:57 PM
Author: Travel Goddess

Date: 2/16/2010 10:28:49 PM

Author: joflier

I wish I was done with work right now.

You are done with work because your boss caught you on PriceScope and fired you.


I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and still lose weight.

wish granted! you completely stuffed your face and lost 3 lbs of fluid when you threw up.

i wish i lived by the ocean.

Granted! Oh dear, did you forget to renew your flood insurance?



I wish we were done with wedding planning!

 

[luckystar112]

Date: 2/16/2010 11:11:01 PM
Author: yssie

Granted! Oh dear, did you forget to renew your flood insurance?



I wish we were done with wedding planning!

I will grant your wish to be done with wedding planning. Your MIL has been kind enough to allow you to reuse all of the hot pink tulle she kept from her own wedding in 1982, as well as the floor-length, shoulder-pad bridesmaid dresses with all the ruffles and sequins.

I wish DH would send me flowers tomorrow.

 

[that_someone_special]

Why can I only think of evil replies?

You get flowers tomorrow, But the card reads "To: My long lost love, __insert his ex''s name__"

I wish I had all of my paperwork done!!!