Twist-A-Wish

[onvacation]

Author: luckystar112
Date: 2/16/2010 11:11:01 PM

I wish DH would send me flowers tomorrow.

Granted, but too bad you forgot you break into hives from bad pollen allergies before taking a big whiff!


I wish I could teleport at will.


Man, this thread makes me feel like a meanie. LS, here are some virtual roses instead:

 

[onvacation]

Date: 2/17/2010 1:37:34 AM
Author: swedish bean
Why can I only think of evil replies?


You get flowers tomorrow, But the card reads ''To: My long lost love, __insert his ex''s name__''

I wish I had all of my paperwork done!!!

*gasp (for real!)* Touche!

Your paperwork for chapter 11 was done years ago, SB. Ain''t it too early for another round?

 

[that_someone_special]

LOL that''s good!

 

[rhbgirl24]

Date: 2/17/2010 1:44:21 AM
Author: onvacation

Author: luckystar112

Date: 2/16/2010 11:11:01 PM


I wish DH would send me flowers tomorrow.

I wish I could teleport at will.

Granted.... but you never seem to be able to teleport any clothes with you!

I wish it was Spring already!

 

[Lynnie]

POOF! It''s Spring, 2066... and you''re an old lady!!! Time sure can fly sometimes!!!


I wish for a brand new car!

 

[rhbgirl24]

Granted.... you have a brand new car.... and its one of the recalled Toyotas....

I wish it was the weekend!

 

[jewelz617]

Date: 2/17/2010 9:36:58 AM
Author: rhbgirl24
Granted.... you have a brand new car.... and its one of the recalled Toyotas....

I wish it was the weekend!

Granted... it''s the weekend. But you get your hand stuck in a pickle jar and have to spend Saturday in the ER with a pickle jar stuck to your hand

I wish the ring I ordered would be done already.

 

[dragonfly411]

Granted, but it was done so quick, the quality is poor and now it will have to be re cast


I wish I had some breakfast.

 

[rhbgirl24]

Date: 2/17/2010 10:01:12 AM
Author: PinkAsscher678

Date: 2/17/2010 9:36:58 AM

Author: rhbgirl24

Granted.... you have a brand new car.... and its one of the recalled Toyotas....

I wish it was the weekend!

Granted... it''s the weekend. But you get your hand stuck in a pickle jar and have to spend Saturday in the ER with a pickle jar stuck to your hand

I wish the ring I ordered would be done already.

HAHAH pickle jar???? hahha

 

[Karl_K]

Date: 2/17/2010 10:03:59 AM
Author: dragonfly411
Granted, but it was done so quick, the quality is poor and now it will have to be re cast



I wish I had some breakfast.

granted but it is fried earthworms and pickles

I wish it was 50F degrees warmer outside.

 

[canuk-gal]

Date: 2/17/2010 10:30:42 AM
Author: Karl_K

Date: 2/17/2010 10:03:59 AM
Author: dragonfly411
Granted, but it was done so quick, the quality is poor and now it will have to be re cast



I wish I had some breakfast.

granted but it is fried earthworms and pickles

I wish it was 50F degrees warmer outside.

granted, but you are required to strut around outside naked.

I wish I never had to clean dishes again.

 

[dragonfly411]

Granted - but all your dishes are disgusting and you can''t buy paper plates


I wish that I could go home

 

[rhbgirl24]

Granted, but soon as you get there, you have to turn around and come back to work.....

I wish I was having a better day.....

 

[dragonfly411]

granted but tomorrow sucks


I wish it weren''t so dang cold!

 

[Karl_K]

Date: 2/17/2010 11:15:23 AM
Author: dragonfly411
granted but tomorrow sucks



I wish it weren''t so dang cold!

granted it is now 115 degrees and you forgot your sunscreen.

I wish for a steak dinner.

 

[dragonfly411]

Your wish is granted... but it''s a very tough steak


which technically your twist above... it could be 115 and there be no UV rays to damage my skin

I wish I had a pair of beautiful diamond earrings.

 

[somethingshiny]

Your wish is granted.

Unfortunately, you HAD a beautiful pair of diamond earrings. They have been lost down a volcano from which they will never escape. You didn''t have insurance on them.


I wish I could get off of my lazy butt and clean the house.

 

[dragonfly411]

wish granted... but you have so much to do you won''t get to stop for 48 hours


I wish tomorrow was Friday

 

[Karl_K]

Date: 2/17/2010 1:07:22 PM
Author: dragonfly411
wish granted... but you have so much to do you won''t get to stop for 48 hours



I wish tomorrow was Friday

tomorrow is Friday but you got stuck in a time warp and it is never Friday.

I wish I won the lottery

 

[dragonfly411]

You won, but you spent it all and are now bankrupt and have to give back all the things you bought....


I wish I made more money!

 

[Karl_K]

Date: 2/17/2010 1:29:16 PM
Author: dragonfly411
You won, but you spent it all and are now bankrupt and have to give back all the things you bought....



I wish I made more money!

you make more money but taxes have tripled because of AMT.

I wish I had a sandwich.

 

[beaujolais]

You do have a fantastic sandwich but you can't eat it now because Biography has come to interview Storm, the world famous diamond designer.



Go Stormy !

 

[Callisto]

Date: 2/17/2010 1:31:23 PM
Author: Karl_K


I wish I had a sandwich.

Granted- I made it last week and forgot to refrigerate it, hope you don''t mind...


I wish my boss liked the website prototype I showed him this morning...

 

[dragonfly411]

he likes it but no one else does


I wish the housework would do itself

 

[somethingshiny]

Granted.

However, now everyone thinks you''re weird for having the "witch house." Your neighbors decide to try a good old fashioned witch burning....


I wish DH could make twice the money in half the time without selling his or my bodies.

 

[dragonfly411]

Granted but he now has twice the bills and people are wondering how he''s making so much in so little time.

I wish I had 50 acres so I could breed horses and ride all day

 

[joflier]

Date: 2/17/2010 5:45:45 PM
Author: dragonfly411
Granted but he now has twice the bills and people are wondering how he''s making so much in so little time.

I wish I had 50 acres so I could breed horses and ride all day

Granted - you have 50 acres.....right near the North Pole.

I wish my back wasn''t hurting.

 

[somethingshiny]

Granted.

Your whole body hurts so badly you don''t even notice your back which curiously, has lost all of it''s bones...


I wish my hair would stop falling out.

 

[Iowa Lizzy]

Date: 2/17/2010 6:00:03 PM
Author: somethingshiny
I wish my hair would stop falling out.

Granted. But now it grows so fast you''re trimming your nose and ears hairs daily.

I wish I knew what my cat was always meowing about.

 

[zoebartlett]

Date: 2/17/2010 6:56:37 PM
Author: Travel Goddess

Date: 2/17/2010 6:00:03 PM

Author: somethingshiny

I wish my hair would stop falling out.

Granted. But now it grows so fast you''re trimming your nose and ears hairs daily.


I wish I knew what my cat was always meowing about.

Granted, but be careful of what you wish for! Your cat now meows incessantly, and it''s one gripe after another (nothing positive to say...darn cat!).



I wish I could go to somewhere tropical (like Hawaii) for a vacation.