Twist-A-Wish

[Callisto]

Date: 2/17/2010 7:01:44 PM


I wish I could go to somewhere tropical for a vacation.

Granted. I hear the beach is nice and empty during a hurricane.

I wish we had milk for my cereal tomorrow morning.

 

[Lilac]

Date: 2/17/2010 7:10:19 PM
Author: Callisto

Date: 2/17/2010 7:01:44 PM

I wish I could go to somewhere tropical for a vacation.

Granted. I hear the beach is nice and empty during a hurricane.

I wish we had milk for my cereal tomorrow morning.

Granted. You have a whole container of spoiled milk in your fridge.

I wish I was finished with school already.

 

[zoebartlett]

Date: 2/17/2010 7:10:19 PM
Author: Callisto

Date: 2/17/2010 7:01:44 PM



I wish I could go to somewhere tropical for a vacation.

Granted. I hear the beach is nice and empty during a hurricane.


I wish we had milk for my cereal tomorrow morning.

You do but it''s gone bad. It''s a shame you realized it only after drinking it.

 

[somethingshiny]

Date: 2/17/2010 7:12:53 PM
Author: Lilac

Date: 2/17/2010 7:10:19 PM

Author: Callisto

Date: 2/17/2010 7:01:44 PM


I wish I could go to somewhere tropical for a vacation.

Granted. I hear the beach is nice and empty during a hurricane.


I wish we had milk for my cereal tomorrow morning.

Granted. You have a whole container of spoiled milk in your fridge.


I wish I was finished with school already.

Your school has burned down so you are finished there. Now you must start the application process again.

I wish QVC sold real high quality diamonds that were affordable.

 

[Bliss]

Something Shiny wrote:
I wish QVC sold real high quality diamonds that were affordable.

Answer:
Granted. But they only sell them in horrible 80s settings that you're forbidden to reset.

I wish eating brownies burned calories.

 

[canuk-gal]

Date: 2/17/2010 8:17:55 PM
Author: Bliss
Something Shiny wrote:
I wish QVC sold real high quality diamonds that were affordable.

Answer:
Granted. But they only sell them in horrible 80s settings that you''re forbidden to reset.

I wish eating brownies burned calories.

Granted, they burn calories, but not for you.

I wish I had endless supplies of free, excellent quality wine.

cheers--Sharon

 

[Cehrabehra]

Date: 2/16/2010 9:49:35 PM
Author: purrfectpear

Date: 2/16/2010 9:19:53 PM

Author: canuk-gal

HI:


I wish I never had to shovel another flake of snow.


cheers--Sharon

No problem, I moved you to the Sahara. The nearest water is some 100 miles away, and the donkey has a limp.




I wish my dog would live as long as I will.

you both live to be 100 but the dog has a severe flatulence issue.

I wish someone would bring me something to drink.

 

[Cehrabehra]

Date: 2/16/2010 10:15:06 PM
Author: lulu
I wish I had a large red Slushie to drink.



Granted Too bad you spilled it on your new mohair sofa.


I wish I was 5'' 8'' tall.

you are now 5'' 8" tall but your boobs are 3''2" long.

 

[katamari]

Date: 2/17/2010 8:28:17 PM
Author: Cehrabehra

Date: 2/16/2010 10:15:06 PM

Author: lulu

I wish I had a large red Slushie to drink.




Granted Too bad you spilled it on your new mohair sofa.



I wish I was 5'' 8'' tall.

you are now 5'' 8'' tall but your boobs are 3''2'' long.

Wow. That sucks.

 

[katamari]

Date: 2/17/2010 8:26:41 PM
Author: Cehrabehra

you both live to be 100 but the dog has a severe flatulence issue.


I wish someone would bring me something to drink.

Just delivered--a nice tall glass of chicha (saliva fermented yuca). Bottom''s up!


I wish time would stop until I caught up on my work.

 

[hlmr]

Date: 2/17/2010 8:26:26 PM
Author: canuk-gal

Date: 2/17/2010 8:17:55 PM
Author: Bliss
Something Shiny wrote:
I wish QVC sold real high quality diamonds that were affordable.

Answer:
Granted. But they only sell them in horrible 80s settings that you''re forbidden to reset.

I wish eating brownies burned calories.

Granted, they burn calories, but not for you.

I wish I had endless supplies of free, excellent quality wine.

cheers--Sharon

Wish granted, but you are not allowed to drink it!

I wish I could have ten more wishes.

 

[joflier]

Date: 2/17/2010 10:10:40 PM
Author: hlmr

Wish granted, but you are not allowed to drink it!

I wish I could have ten more wishes.

You do -but their only granted in the ''twist a wish'' fashion.

I wish I had a new Chevy camaro!

 

[Porridge]

Date: 2/17/2010 10:21:42 PM
Author: joflier

I wish I had a new Chevy camaro!

Granted. It''ll look really cute on your keychain.

I wish I had remembered to go to the bank yesterday!

 

[Callisto]

Date: 2/18/2010 3:59:10 AM
Author: Porridge

Date: 2/17/2010 10:21:42 PM

Author: joflier


I wish I had a new Chevy camaro!

Granted. It''ll look really cute on your keychain.


I wish I had remembered to go to the bank yesterday!

Granted you remembered to go, only to find out that all your money had been stolen.

I wish my SO would propose already!

 

[somethingshiny]

Wish granted.

Your SO has proposed with a *lovely* lopsy fugs! And, he wants you to keep THIS diamond forever!


I wish the pizza smell would leave my house!

 

[dragonfly411]

Granted but now it''s replaced with fart smell.

I wish I had a new car

 

[joflier]

Date: 2/18/2010 11:28:21 AM
Author: dragonfly411
Granted but now it''s replaced with fart smell.

I wish I had a new car

Congratulations on your new 1992 Geo metro!!!

I wish that I would get a raise!

 

[Karl_K]

Date: 2/18/2010 11:38:18 AM
Author: joflier

Date: 2/18/2010 11:28:21 AM

Author: dragonfly411

Granted but now it''s replaced with fart smell.


I wish I had a new car

Congratulations on your new 1992 Geo metro!!!


I wish that I would get a raise!

You get a raise, they put 4 phone books under the legs of your chair.

I wish I had some lunch

 

[Madam Bijoux]

Luncheon is served, but you may not eat it until you cut me an 8 carat, D color Octavia.

 

[Karl_K]

Date: 2/18/2010 12:21:25 PM
Author: Madam Bijoux
Luncheon is served, but you may not eat it until you cut me an 8 carat, D color Octavia.

granted, but I cant part with it and don''t send it out

I wish I had a candy bar

 

[oneandahalfrock]

Date: 2/18/2010 10:47:47 PM
Author: Karl_K

Date: 2/18/2010 12:21:25 PM

Author: Madam Bijoux

Luncheon is served, but you may not eat it until you cut me an 8 carat, D color Octavia.

granted, but I cant part with it and don't send it out


I wish I had a candy bar

Granted, but the chocolate has nuts and you chip on tooth on an odd shaped almond.

I wish my house that I currently live in was paid off and home owners insurance was covered for the next decade +.

 

[Karl_K]

Date: 2/18/2010 11:40:43 PM
Author: oneandahalfrock


I wish my house that I currently live in was paid off and home owners insurance was covered for the next decade +.

granted but the city decides to build a park and takes it for 1/3rd what you paid for it.

I wish I was sleeping

 

[Cehrabehra]

Date: 2/17/2010 9:27:50 PM
Author: katamari

Date: 2/17/2010 8:28:17 PM

Author: Cehrabehra

Date: 2/16/2010 10:15:06 PM


Author: lulu


I wish I had a large red Slushie to drink.





Granted Too bad you spilled it on your new mohair sofa.




I wish I was 5'' 8'' tall.

you are now 5'' 8'' tall but your boobs are 3''2'' long.

Wow. That sucks.

your drink wasn''t very good either lol ::gag::