This is frackin hysterical

[kenny]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROoUx_TPxFE

 

[LD]

Dearie me! Lots of rubbish and incorrect information! I do hope nobody believes any of this!

"Brown diamonds are rare" - Eh? Really! WOW! I hadn't realised my collection is obviously far rarer than I thought!

"Artificially coloured diamonds fade" - Nope!

"You can buy a lesser clarity diamond with a few imperfections for less money" - great advice, thank you, I didn't know that! (Read with cynisism)

"Cloudy diamonds will have less brilliance" - genius, thank you for that insight!

I've learned SO much from that clip (not). Thank you Kenny. Now then, where can I get those 3 minutes back of my life?

 

[kenny]

Did you read the NSFW on-screen messgae?

Clearly anyone and his hamster is qualified to teach about FCDs.

I'm not sure because the training video didn't tell me, but do you think larger or smaller FCDs are more expensive?

 

[LD]

Did you read the NSFW screen?

Clearly anyone and his hamster is qualified to teach about FCDs.

I'm not sure because the training video didn't tell me, but do you think larger or smaller FCDs are more expensive?

I'm really struggling with that one. Let me do a bit of research and see if I can find some more information from our new expert.

 

[kenny]

Did you read the NSFW screen?

Clearly anyone and his hamster is qualified to teach about FCDs.

I'm not sure because the training video didn't tell me, but do you think larger or smaller FCDs are more expensive?

I'm really struggling with that one. Let me do a bit of research and see if I can find some more information from our new expert.

Okay, while you're doing that I'll check with Stephen Hofer.






I know.
I'm so mean.

Sorry. It's just funny.

 

[VapidLapid]

Um, tsk, and one lasst thing, know what you are doing

 

[VapidLapid]

there is only one thing that her is expert in and that is in getting _____________________(the thing in the video image)

 

[Deathspi]

Ooh, it's like watching a jewellery channel!!

I would say 'isn't this guy selling jewellery? Shouldn't he know better?' but I tried to find his website and apparently it doesent exist!

 

[soberguy]

Ha! So funny : )