"They talk by flapping their meat at each other."

[kenny]

I enjoyed this.

http://www.terrybisson.com/page6/page6.html

 

[Maria D]

I enjoyed this.

http://www.terrybisson.com/page6/page6.html

Thanks Kenny, I found it hilarious! And you know what - many times "conversation" does seem more like people flapping their meat, lol.

 

[Garnetgirl]

I had read this years ago, but didn't remember the author. It was funny then, and still funny now.

My favourite line is "Thinking meat! You're asking me to believe in thinking meat!"