PS Silly Thread

[somethingshiny]

Sooner or later, it all ends up crap.


Maybe I should put that in the tombstone thread.

 

[HollyS]

And we are back to the poo.

Isn't that what life is all about? We eat to survive. And it ends up as poo. We eat others in the chain of life. And it ends up as poo. We are eaten (well, we were before lead lined caskets were invented) in the chain of life. And we become poo.

Don't we all enjoy a good poo? If we're being honest? Doesn't it make you feel light and airy? Puts a bounce back in your step?

It's all about the poo.

 

[dragonfly411]

Plus no matter how you say it, it is funny to say. Poo, poopie, poop, dookie, dung, turd, pattie, diarrhea, sh.....

 

[somethingshiny]

My FIL HATES the word "turd." He cringes when he hears it. SO, ya know, it's great having a 4 yr old boy to harass him!

 

[HollyS]

My FIL HATES the word "turd." He cringes when he hears it. SO, ya know, it's great having a 4 yr old boy to harass him!

I usually only use turd as a derogatory comment about a person. Or I use a**wipe. "Cause that's really nasty.
(Of course, I'm never rude enough to do this to their face. I do it after they leave the room.)

 

[somethingshiny]

The worst derogatory term I've ever heard is (P name for lady parts "face") I remember being completely horrified! So, asswipe is alright by me!

Unless you're talking a used one......

 

[dragonfly411]

If the term is used, I'm going to assume those folks are dirty ones.

 

[Haven]

My FIL HATES the word "turd." He cringes when he hears it. SO, ya know, it's great having a 4 yr old boy to harass him!

I usually only use turd as a derogatory comment about a person. Or I use a**wipe. "Cause that's really nasty.
(Of course, I'm never rude enough to do this to their face. I do it after they leave the room.)

I prefer "asshat"

 

[somethingshiny]

Oh, I like asshat. It has certain ring to it, no?

 

[dragonfly411]

or silly ass.

 

[Haven]

Oh, I like asshat. It has certain ring to it, no?

Oh, yes. Quite a ring.
And when said in a fit of anger it really satisfies. Like a Snickers bar minus the calories. Win-win.

 

[Haven]

You know, I love "asshat" so much that I'd like to add it to the rating system I recently proposed.

The updated rankings would be as follows:
- Hurtin' for a squirtin'
- Ho fo sho
- Ho on a leash
- B*tch's running wild, man
- Asshat.

 

[dragonfly411]

You know, I love "asshat" so much that I'd like to add it to the rating system I recently proposed.

The updated rankings would be as follows:
- Hurtin' for a squirtin'
- Ho fo sho
- Ho on a leash
- B*tch's running wild, man
- Asshat.

I can't wait to see this rating system in use.

 

[Maisie]

Ok, trying to catch up here!

Gary hates me calling him an arsehole. He gets so mad. So, of course, I use it a LOT! He says its the most offensive word I could throw at him. I know so many better words but if he hates that one I shall use it with gay abandon.

Asshat. Sounds like a place in Morocco!

And yes, the circle of life.. or the circle of poo.. hang on.. the circle of poo is your back bottom, no?

 

[dragonfly411]

How is that worse than D***head ?

So the circle of life is really someone's anus?

 

[somethingshiny]

I think the ten letter c word is the most offensive that I've used (I would never use the P face!). And, when I've tried to yell it in a fit of anger, it comes out like I'm eating a tootsie roll at the same time. It just can't fly off my tongue!

Wow, during the course of this thread, it's been discovered the anus is the circle of life! This should surely be documented and published!

 

[dragonfly411]

We'll be rich and famous!!!!!

 

[HollyS]

Asshat is good. And I am in love with assclown as well.

Assclown is great when said assclown is a ridiculous person. I imagine asshat works in much the same fashion.
Asswipe is good for when they're being a turd. Then they've been reduced to a smeared turd.

 

[Matata]

Did you know you're all fecalphiles? Yep, there's a word in the urban dictionary for folks addicted to poopy things.

 

[dragonfly411]

Matata - You are also a part of this category for looking that up.

 

[HollyS]

Matata - You are also a part of this category for looking that up.

Nope. She's one of us because she is the self-proclaimed Mistress of Poo.

 

[Strawdermangrl]

Oh, I like asshat. It has certain ring to it, no?

That it does, indeed.

A friends status update the day included calling someone a 'Turtle Turd'. I fell out, I don't know why that is so funny. My dad used to refer to us as 'turd buckets'. But then again, he is the adorable dorky dad who still uses 'Cool Beans' what are you going to do. LOL.

 

[dragonfly411]

I have always been called either Tumble Turd or Sugar Bear.... this was variant upon mood, and what I was doing.

My Grandpa also always liked Pooteramus.

 

[somethingshiny]

My grandma's nickname for my grandpa has always been "Pooper." Apparently, he was very nervous on their honeymoon.


even in public.

 

[Maisie]

Racking my brains to work out what the ten letter 'c' word is.

SS your post about your grandad cracked me up!

 

[dragonfly411]

Maisie - It has a t at the end.... and a u and n in the middle.

 

[somethingshiny]

okay, a clue.... Rooster ...... lollipop.....

df~ That would be a FOUR letter c word!

 

[dragonfly411]

OH crap, I missed the 10 letter part.

Gah, ok I know now.

 

[davi_el_mejor]

okay, a clue.... Rooster ...... lollipop.....

df~ That would be a FOUR letter c word!

That's one of my dad's favorite words. I despise it.

Sausage wallet is one that is used a lot around my house

 

[somethingshiny]

My dad says *rooster* head. So much in fact, that his friends made him a hat for his birthday that said "rooster" head on a big rooster.


ha ha sausage wallet....