OMG, Paddle Hands is back!!!

[Jambalaya]

Not sure why - he lives a long way away and is never here, and I'm not interested anyway, but I thought you'd like an update! Lol!

The original thread!

A Courting Story

I'm going to keep this sanitized, in case I scar Matata any more than I already have. :lol: A man I know flew into town, and we agreed to meet at a nice hotel in the nearest big city. We decided it had come to the point to take the next step in our relationship. It was time that I allowed him...

www.pricescope.com

 

[seaurchin]

Okay, anything with a title like that, I've just gotta read the original thread...

 

[seaurchin]

Omg. Husband is sulky because I got sidetracked from fixing the promised dinner by that thread. Too funny!

I totally get where you're coming from. Whatever the reason, if he's offering so little that you'd just feel disrespected, 'bye Felicio (which sounds a lot like... nevermind ha ha).

Okay so he knows that's not going to fly but he's back a couple of years later anyway?Hmm... enquiring minds want to know why!

 

[yssie]

Wow. I totally missed the last thread. It ended on quite the cliffhanger!!

Sooooo no interest in a part two on your end? How’d you find out he’s back in town - so y’all still chat casually?

 

[Jambalaya]

Hahaha, I didn't realized it had been left on a cliffhanger! Nothing happened after that...we chatted occasionally and then Covid hit. But he still seemed to think he was coming to town for dinner in the wrong order when Covid was over, and I was getting fed up with the pointless emailing, so I dumped him. That was 18 months ago, and this week he suddenly got in touch via LinkedIn. But he's not coming to my town anytime soon...I think he was just bored of playing the French horn without an orchestra, if you get my meaning.

I have no intention of being the post-10 pm dessert buffet!

And I'm not generally a fan of getting back together with people. 9.99 times out of 10, whatever broke you up in the first place will still be there. It's pointless. Anyhoo, I thought that people who remember the thread might like an update!

@monarch64 Shout-out to Monnie for christening him Paddle Hands! LOL!

 

[Ionysis]

I cannot believe I missed this original thread. I woke up at 3am last night and couldn’t sleep and stumbled across this. Then I woke my husband up laughing!

 

[smitcompton]

Hi,

You have a good sense of humor Jambalya, I usually like your ha ha has.

Annette

 

[Piper70]

The original thread was gold!! It was before I joined PS so I’m just reading it now. Too funny!

 

[Begonia]

It was riveting!

 

[Karl_K]

I am still lost!

 

[kenny]

I am still lost!

It's about secks.

Now, read it all again.

 

[mellowyellowgirl]

Omg I logged into this thread thinking you had a cute critter who was visiting your garden or something!

Have read both threads! I get it now!

 

[Begonia]

I am still lost!

Karl you dear sweet soul. Don't ever change.
You're still my diamond therapist.

 

[lulu_ma]

Your original thread had me sitting on the edge of my seat . I have to ask, did you ever find a better mechanic?

 

[Jambalaya]

Your original thread had me sitting on the edge of my seat . I have to ask, did you ever find a better mechanic?

Ooooooh, I DID! From May-August 2019. A hot paramedic, no less. Then we broke up, and then Covid hit.

 

[lulu_ma]

Ooooooh, I DID! From May-August 2019. A hot paramedic, no less. Then we broke up, and then Covid hit.

Well, I hope you find a new mechanic soon. Never know when you might need a tune up or, at least, an oil change

 

[mjea]

@Jambalaya your original thread is gold!
I think you should self publish some romcom books!!

 

[monarch64]

@Jambalaya your original thread is gold!
I think you should self publish some romcom books!!

I agree! @Jambalaya you have a gift for storytelling!

 

[stracci2000]

@Jambalaya
I remember the old thread, and I can't wait to read the sequel!

 

[ItsMainelyYou]

You know what, I've read both threads now.
I love you all, my PS dirty birdies.
I just do.

 

[diamondyes]

Thanks for cracking me up with that previous thread!!!