NSFW... Never seen a diamond quite like this....

[Garry H (Cut Nut)]

I keep trying to think of something clever to add but you'all are so creative and hard to beat

 

[DejaWiz]

I leave you guys alone for 5 minutes….

On a serious note, anyone know the location of origin? My money is on Bangkok, Thailand.

If it was lab grown, then my money would be on

 

[sledge]

I keep trying to think of something clever to add but you'all are so creative and hard to beat

Don’t hold back Garry. You are THE cut nut and I think I can speak on behalf of all us that there would be no other more qualified to explain how the light enters the lower round regions of this fancy shape and transmits a glorious burst of light through the elongated shaft and straight out of the top spewing flashes of light all over the room.

 

[Garry H (Cut Nut)]

Don’t hold back Garry. You are THE cut nut and I think I can speak on behalf of all us that there would be no other more qualified to explain how the light enters the lower round regions of this fancy shape and transmits a glorious burst of light through the elongated shaft and straight out of the top spewing flashes of light all over the room.

Now have you been talking to my dearly beloved?
Nuts have been a topic of conversation related to ageing appendage length.
But no way will I answer to Cut Nuts!

 

[sledge]

Now have you been talking to my dearly beloved?
Nuts have been a topic of conversation related to ageing appendage length.
But no way will I answer to Cut Nuts!

Bwahaha, please Garry I think ole Cut Nuts is only appropriate.

@CutNuts for the win!

 

[Eli22]

I'm sure these owning these diamonds will have their share of ups and downs. For example, if you set it in a necklace, you'll have to make sure it's well strung. If it's in a ring, you'll have to ensure it doesn't flop to the side. Can you imagine wearing one in public and being told to beat it?

 

[Autumn in New England]

Don't count on GIA to bend...they're standing firm.

They are a crotchety and testy bunch, aren't they?

 

[sledge]

DeBeers can pay me now....

"Nothing shows her every inch of your love like a diamond"

Softly playing in the background, "Love Gun" by KISS

 

[Garry H (Cut Nut)]

DeBeers can pay me now....

"Nothing shows her every inch of your love like a diamond"

Softly playing in the background, "Love Gun" by KISS

Plant points out - quote is near the botom:

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[DejaWiz]

Amazing that someone hasn't given into a reflex and bought this as a gag gift.

 

[whitewave]

Ok. Here goes where my thinking goes.

What do you see this stone being set into and for whom?
(There’s not just a few of these peni out there.)

Do you see it as female empowerment
statement?
Or something Alex Delarge (a clockwork orange) would wear?

No right or wrongs!

I think bezeled as a pendant

 

[whitewave]

Probably no one wanted to touch that one with a ten inch pole

Let’s face it, it’s probably a 7 inch pole

 

[Diamond Girl 21]

I think bezeled as a pendant

Pointing up or down???

 

[whitewave]

Pointing up or down???

Sideways lol

 

[DejaWiz]

Sideways lol

 

[whitewave]

Oh, well then, upwards but someone sketch out a penis pendant facing up with the chain coming up off the tip.

 

[sledge]

For the more adventurous and fun types, you may enjoy a spinning type setting to mimic that helicopter effect.

 

[Rockdiamond]

Plant points out - quote is near the botom:

I'm gonna give you every inch of my love.....ooooh yea!!!

 

[MMtwo]

Let’s face it, it’s probably a 7 inch pole

we know it's really 5

 

[DejaWiz]

we know it's really 5

Eh...close enough.

 

[PhilosopherStone]

This is hilarious!

 

[canuk-gal]

HI:

No new posts. Gosh. Withdrawal.

cheers--Sharon

 

[RMOO]

They have pulled out early?

 

[sledge]

No frets ladies, it’s still there. It’s just been cold lately.

 

[canuk-gal]

HI:

I think a dickpin would come in quite handy. Lots of balloons out there.

cheers--Sharon

 

[DejaWiz]

I'm sure this thread will eventually get restimulated and perk up soon.

 

[DAF]

DejaWiz, your wish is my command!

There's an update for you all, and I'm surprised that no one posted it. This is also NSFW.

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And for those who love to grow plants, I didn't want you to feel left out, so here's something for you.

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[DAF]

Oops, I just realized that someone did post the first one. My bad!

 

[canuk-gal]

Oops, I just realized that someone did post the first one. My bad!

You are forgiven because of the plant guy post!

 

[canuk-gal]

HI:

I am hoping this scaping won't diminish any pump and circumstance. Apparently this design is contagious.

Huge phallic likeness mowed into lawn at King Charles’ coronation event site - National | Globalnews.ca

Pranksters have mowed a 30-foot phallus into a lawn at the Royal Crescent, a site of a King Charles coronation event in Bath, England.

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cheers--Sharon