Kevin Federline''s new song

[princessv]

Awful, just awful in a hilarious way.

Does he really think he''s good?!?!

 

[snuga]

Date: 1/24/2006 6:35:45 PM
Author: Princess V
Awful, just awful in a hilarious way.

Does he really think he's good?!?!

Sadly, I think he does...

Poor misguided soul who thought his calling was rapping... Poor Poor K-Fed...

What I really can't believe is that this is someone's actual life..

I mean, he really spends his time sitting around singing to PopoZao...

Wow.

 

[hlmr]

That was crazy scary! He is a very strange dude!

Heather

 

[snuga]

I just found out that PopoZao is HIS first single...!

Although I don't think we are the only ones who hated it, here are some things that have been said about his new single:

The rap debut of Kevin Federline - known as K-Fed to some but to most as Mr. Britney Spears - features only a snippet of his lyrical prowess. Given the response to it, even less might have been better.

"PopoZao," Brazilian-inspired groove which features Federline rapping about large posteriors in-between a few yelps and a gruff-voiced chorus, made its debut on the Internet earlier this month. Though the track is three minutes long and Federline's rap lasts for less than a minute, it has already become a popular music track circulating on the Web.
But popular and likable are two distinct notions when it comes to "PopoZao." Entertainment Weekly said it was worse than expected while the music trade magazine Billboard called it "a monument to mediocrity."

"It's incredible - incredibly horrible," laughs DJ Star of the raucous Star & Buc Wild show, which broadcasts from New York's Power 105.1 but is syndicated nationally.

"The good news is there's a lot of exposure for him; the bad news is 75 percent are rating it as an 'F,'" says Jack Isquith, executive director at AOL Music, which devoted a whole page - mockingly titled "The Emancipation of K-Fed" - to the song, and allowed visitors to rate "PopoZao."

Federline says "It's a little different." That it is. Federline describes the rest of the album as "crazy," "down south," and "gutta."

 

[Morticia]

My ears are bleeding...

 

[sevens one]

Date: 1/24/2006 12:39:08 PM
Author: Caribou

I''m stupidier for having watched that!

How Britney Spears can not be embarassed by him and this I have no clue.

LMAO

 

[moon river]

"A monument to mediocrity" is probably the most of a compliment he''ll get. It also gives mediocrity a bad ''rap''

 

[CaptAubrey]

I''ve just lost three minutes of my life and can never get it back again.

I have to ask: WHAT IS UP WITH THAT PONYTAIL??? Dear Lord, those went out when the Capt. was still in the academy, and that was quite a while ago.

 

[Lorelei]

Date: 1/24/2006 6:13:58 PM
Author: AGBF

Date: 1/24/2006 5:54:52 PM
Author: Mara
well according to the website comments, popozao is something like brazilian for ''big ass'' ? but then someone else said there is no such language as brazilian...HAH.

The problem is that Wink is in Chile! Of course there is no language called, ''Brazilian'', but the Portuguese spoken in Brazil differs from that spoken in Portugal and the Azores. Wink is proficient in Brazilian Portuguese. It was probably because he knew that if he were here we would ask him to listen to and translate Kevin''s song, that he wisely took off for the white water of Chile. Think: would you rather risk your life in Chile or listen to that song?



Deb

Deb, thanks so much for the laugh! Just imagining Wink running for his kayak in horror!

 

[kaylagee]

Date: 1/25/2006 3:03:48 AM
Author: Lorelei

Date: 1/24/2006 6:13:58 PM

Author: AGBF

Date: 1/24/2006 5:54:52 PM

Author: Mara

well according to the website comments, popozao is something like brazilian for ''big ass'' ? but then someone else said there is no such language as brazilian...HAH.

The problem is that Wink is in Chile! Of course there is no language called, ''Brazilian'', but the Portuguese spoken in Brazil differs from that spoken in Portugal and the Azores. Wink is proficient in Brazilian Portuguese. It was probably because he knew that if he were here we would ask him to listen to and translate Kevin''s song, that he wisely took off for the white water of Chile. Think: would you rather risk your life in Chile or listen to that song?




Deb

Deb, thanks so much for the laugh! Just imagining Wink running for his kayak in horror!

LMPPZO!!

 

[february2003bride]

I Am. Appalled.

I''m pretty sure he got most of his "hand dancing moves" from the movie Grease...hello hand jive!

Now I must go wash my eyes out with soap!

Carrie

 

[Lorelei]

I can''t seem to get the sound to work, but maybe I don''t want to going by what I am reading here

 

[diamondsrock]

one of the worst songs I''ve ever heard. If you can even call that nonsense a song?

 

[larussel03]

OMG I watched it for a few seconds then had to turn it off--I was actually embarassed FOR him!

 

[larussel03]

HAHAHA OMG, look waht I found--he''s on myspace!!!

http://www.myspace.com/kevinfederlineforreal

 

[moon river]

Date: 1/25/2006 6:15:51 PM
Author: *~Sweetpea~*
HAHAHA OMG, look waht I found--he''s on myspace!!!

http://www.myspace.com/kevinfederlineforreal

Just when I thought it couldn''t get any worse.....

 

[Kaili]

Date: 1/24/2006 1:57:11 PM
Author: kaylagee
he''s really ''smelling himself'' over it though. points for enthusiasm. LOL

OH my gosh!! I''m laughing out loud on that one. While I was watching, I was wondering what the pained face was for.... It totally looks like he smells something stinky.

 

[larussel03]

Date: 1/25/2006 8:09:08 PM
Author: moon river

Date: 1/25/2006 6:15:51 PM
Author: *~Sweetpea~*
HAHAHA OMG, look waht I found--he''s on myspace!!!

http://www.myspace.com/kevinfederlineforreal

Just when I thought it couldn''t get any worse.....

I should ask him to be my "friend" lol

 

[Erin]

HaHa

One of the comments made on his myspace

9 OUT OF 10 HIP HOP FANS SAY THAT THEY WOULD RATHER TWEEZE THEIR ANUS HAIR THAN LISTEN TO POPOZOA

BIG NEWS FOR K-FED!!! POPOZOA IS NOW THE OFFICIAL SONG OF HELL!!! WAY TO GO!!!!

 

[lmurden]

When will this thread end!

Lets not give him anymore attention his head may get bigger.

 

[Erin]

I seriously doubt K-Fed would read any of this here - remember, he didn''t even buy the e-ring

 

[lmurden]

Date: 1/26/2006 9:09:18 AM
Author: Starset Princess
I seriously doubt K-Fed would read any of this here - remember, he didn''t even buy the e-ring

Why should he buy the ring when she asked him to marry her and she is his suger mama.

 

[Caribou]

Date: 1/26/2006 11:04:00 AM
Author: lmurden
Why should he buy the ring when she asked him to marry her and she is his suger mama.

True but he was a nice guy and turned her down and then asked her to marry him.

Didn''t he end up buying her a ring? From what I remember the one she bought herself was much nicer.

 

[devientdrow]

I really don''t know what you guys are talking about, I think that song is really good! I love that brazillian beat, it really makes me want to get up and dance. I think it was sexy how he was really into it! I bet he can really dance! I hope it gets on the radio soon and is popular so I can listen to it all day!




Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


PO PO PO PO Po Po Zau Po Po Zau
Sing it with me ya''ll!

 

[moon river]

''The official song of Hell'' ROTFL

Devientdrow: you had me worried there for a minute!!

 

[devientdrow]

Hehehe

 

[ivanadiamond]

Host of Inside the Actors'' Studio James Lipton reads lyrics from the Kevin Federline''s "PopoZow" http://www.devilducky.com/media/41218/

too funny!