I think my &@&$ is getting bigger!

[kenny]

As I age it seems to be getting even bigger, if that's even possible.

Do you think it's just gravity pulling on it?

 

[Dee*Jay]

There are so many things your &@&$ might be... could you be *slight* more specific?

 

[VRBeauty]

I don't think gravity has any effect on egos...

 

[stracci2000]

Bigger is always better!

 

[arkieb1]

My mother says everything gets bigger as you age until around 75 to 80 and then everything starts shrinking....

 

[tyty333]

I don't think gravity has any effect on egos...

Good one!

 

[Calliecake]

Be thankful it's just your a&&. Everything on me is getting larger!

 

[Jambalaya]

I don't think gravity has any effect on egos...

Good one!

I like it!

 

[kenny]

PS doesn't **** out the term ego.

 

[junebug17]

I don't think gravity has any effect on egos…

 

[Dancing Fire]

Bigger is always better!

I hope that you are referring to diamonds...

 

[azstonie]

Guy a$$es fall too, my good friend K-Man! Given enough time, we are all so lucky as to have butts around our knees in extreme old age. By then, ya don't care, it's "What kind of ice cream are they serving at lunch today?!?!?!?!??!?!?!"

 

[kenny]

Guy a$$es fall too, my good friend K-Man! Given enough time, we are all so lucky as to have butts around our knees in extreme old age. By then, ya don't care, it's "What kind of ice cream are they serving at lunch today?!?!?!?!??!?!?!"

Mmmmm! Ice Cream!

 

[texaskj]

If you lose weight, it looks bigger.

And please don't ask me how I know this.

 

[kenny]

If you lose weight, it looks bigger.

And please don't ask me how I know this.

Well, everything is bigger in TEXAS!

 

[texaskj]

Then how to explain my ex-husband?

Ba-dum-dum

 

[VRBeauty]

PS doesn't **** out the term ego.

Touche!

 

[iLander]

Guy a$$es fall too, my good friend K-Man! Given enough time, we are all so lucky as to have butts around our knees in extreme old age. By then, ya don't care, it's "What kind of ice cream are they serving at lunch today?!?!?!?!??!?!?!"

Mmmmm! Ice Cream!

I think I see the origin of your problem, Kenny.

 

[autumngems]

I used to have a decent bum (family inherited) but after losing 70 lbs I have a buthigh (where you bum is so flat it just melts into your thighs.

 

[kenny]

Guy a$$es fall too, my good friend K-Man! Given enough time, we are all so lucky as to have butts around our knees in extreme old age. By then, ya don't care, it's "What kind of ice cream are they serving at lunch today?!?!?!?!??!?!?!"

Mmmmm! Ice Cream!

I think I see the origin of your problem, Kenny.

I wish I 'saw' it every day, especially chocolate origin

 

[NonieMarie]

Everything has gotten bigger! Zsa Zsa Gabor said you have to choose your @@@ or your face. If your @@@ is big your face looks younger. I ran into someone that I had not seen in 30+ years. She was the same size as when she was young but looked 10 years older than me.