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Odd Thoughts That Make Sense, Sort Of
• The sinking of the Titanic must have seemed like a miracle to the lobsters in the galley.
• We say "hair" when we refer to a lot of it, but we say "hairs" when referring to a few.
• Once you have a Phd every meeting you go to becomes a doctor's appointment.
• We all have 3 voices: the one in your head, the one you hear when you speak and the one other people hear when you speak.
• The classic alien is to us what we are to monkeys: pale, bit headed and with unfathomable technology. We even abduct them for medical experiments.
• The person who proof read Hitler's speeches was a real Grammar Nazi.
• How far back in history do you have to go before it's considered archeology instead of just grave robbing?
• I will be the last person to die in my lifetime.
• Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
• As far as we know Mars is populated entirely by robots.
• When a pregnant woman swims, she becomes a human submarine.
• When you say the word "crisp" it moves from the back of your mouth to the front.
• If you view a bald eagle at the zoo you are looking at the symbol of American freedom in captivity.
• Irony is when someone dies in the living room.
• Bras are actually booby traps.
• If you are having a conversation in a vehicle going 60 mph you are literally talking a mile a minute.
• If you're solving a difficult problem does that make you mentally challenged?
• Since we all have to die life is a 100% fatal sexually transmitted disease.
• Every picture of you is when you were younger.
• The sinking of the Titanic must have seemed like a miracle to the lobsters in the galley.
• We say "hair" when we refer to a lot of it, but we say "hairs" when referring to a few.
• Once you have a Phd every meeting you go to becomes a doctor's appointment.
• We all have 3 voices: the one in your head, the one you hear when you speak and the one other people hear when you speak.
• The classic alien is to us what we are to monkeys: pale, bit headed and with unfathomable technology. We even abduct them for medical experiments.
• The person who proof read Hitler's speeches was a real Grammar Nazi.
• How far back in history do you have to go before it's considered archeology instead of just grave robbing?
• I will be the last person to die in my lifetime.
• Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
• As far as we know Mars is populated entirely by robots.
• When a pregnant woman swims, she becomes a human submarine.
• When you say the word "crisp" it moves from the back of your mouth to the front.
• If you view a bald eagle at the zoo you are looking at the symbol of American freedom in captivity.
• Irony is when someone dies in the living room.
• Bras are actually booby traps.
• If you are having a conversation in a vehicle going 60 mph you are literally talking a mile a minute.
• If you're solving a difficult problem does that make you mentally challenged?
• Since we all have to die life is a 100% fatal sexually transmitted disease.
• Every picture of you is when you were younger.
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