HAHAHAHA!

[kenny]

Tariff-Strained Apple Announces 7,083-Piece iPhone Kit

CUPERTINO, CA—Amidst the strain of tariffs, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced Thursday the launch of a new 7,083-piece iPhone kit. “Apple customers will have a blast soldering, polishing, and drilling as they build their very own iPhone,” Cook said in a Keynote presentation at Apple headquarters...

theonion.com

 

[Garnetgirl]

….but only available to US customers

 

[kenny]

….but only available to US customers

Send me the money.
I'll buy one and ship it to you, but I have to add a $18,045 USD tariff.

We are America, so we can do that because we're great again.

 

[Demon]

Send me the money.
I'll buy one and ship it to you, but I have to add a $18,045 USD tariff.

We are America, so we can do that because we're great again.

Don't forget to include an order of TACOs

 

[kenny]

Don't forget to include an order of TACOs

Will that be À La Carte, or with rice and refried beans?

 

[Demon]

Will that be À La Carte, or with rice and refried beans?

With rice and refried beans. You don't get to choose your TACO.

You can choose your spices, however:

 

[kenny]

Oh, that's perfectly fine.
According to "The Art of the Steal" it's just smart negotiating.

 

[RMOO]

Will that be À La Carte, or with rice and refried beans?

Comes only with a side of cheetos.