Graphic Sex Ring Stolen

[VapidLapid]

http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20150130/williamsburg/stolen-ring-showing-bears-having-sex-popular-item-for-couples

 

[Jambalaya]

Ha haahaa, doesn't surprise me. From a renowned African sculptor and silversmith, here's a pair of cufflinks featuring monkeys masturbating ("Fiddling Monkeys") and a sculpture of baboons having sex.

http://www.patrickmavros.com/products/fiddling-monkey-cufflinks/

http://www.patrickmavros.com/products/baboon-loving-couple/

 

[Dee*Jay]

I especially like the two rings "facing" each other with the standing bears having their paws up. I imagine this conversation:

"Hi Bob, how ya doin'?"

"Good Joe, thanks for asking, just doin' a little humpin' here this morning."

"Yah, me too, and then I think I'm gonna go forage for some berries in the forest. Wanna go with?"

"Sounds good!"

Hump hump...

The article says some guy is going to buy one of these as an engagement ring for his girlfriend. I hope it at least has sapphire eyes or something.

 

[movie zombie]

there is a sex museum in Amsterdam that has such objects of art.
there was a particularly fine cane from some Austrian royalty type that was so subtle one had to look quite closely to notice.....yes, I did look quite closely!

 

[retrogamer]

WOW.

 

[MisterMadelise]

Why would you want to look at two bears having sex on your finger?