For the Movie Buffs...........

[sevens one]

How about this:

"Grandma you''re short!"

"I''m shrinking"

 

[Diamonds4Me]

Date: 12/11/2004 11

2:53 AM
Author: reena

Date: 12/11/2004 9:52:44 AM
Author: Diamonds4Me

Date: 12/10/2004 11

5:17 PM
Author: Diamonds4Me
Here's another one

`There's a big snake in the plane, Jock!
`Aw, that's just my pet snake Reggie.
`I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em!
`Come on, show a little backbone, will ya?

And this one:

I want you to kill every gopher on the course.

Correct me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.

Gophers! You great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!

We can do that. We don't even have to have a reason.

I love this movie

ah, the last one must be caddyshack? i can't put my finger on the other one you said i should know! darn.

heathers--what a classic! 'I'M RED.'

Abradabra, Reena

I have to watch it everytime it's on

*Edited twice! I can't spell today

 

[Diamonds4Me]

Date: 12/10/2004 11

5:17 PM
Author: Diamonds4Me
Here''s another one

`There''s a big snake in the plane, Jock!
`Aw, that''s just my pet snake Reggie.
`I hate snakes, Jock! I hate ''em!
`Come on, show a little backbone, will ya?

I love all of these movies...let''s see if I can give another hint....

Oh, Marcus. What are you trying to do, scare me? You sound like my mother. We''ve known each other for a long time. I don''t believe in magic, a lot of superstitious hocus pocus. I''m going after a find of incredible historical significance, you''re talking about the boogie man. Besides, you know what a cautious fellow I am.

 

[Diamonds4Me]

Date: 12/10/2004 5

3:36 PM
Author: reena

Date: 12/10/2004 4:34:17 PM
Author: abradabra
Hey Reena, is the TV show Seinfeld. It sounds very Seinfeld-ish and I think I actually do remember the second one. Can''t place them in episodes though...

YES! my favorite. the ''one in a million shot'' quote is from the episode where kramer (who says the line) accidentally gets a proctologist''s license plates. they say ''assman''. lol! the quote refers to how people are always showing up at the proctologist''s office with strange objects up their rear, and then trying to come up with a good explanation for the presence of said foreign object.

the ''do you hate me because i have a lazy eye'' quote is from the episode where elaine changes her phone number and ends up with a 646 area code instead of a 212 (''do i have to dial a ONE?''). and it turns out the number used to belong to an old lady who recently died, except that her young grandson doesn''t know she died and so he keep calling elaine thinking she''s his ''gammy''. and he says to her, ''gammy, why do you never come over and visit me anymore? do you hate me because i have a lazy eye?'' lolololol

LMAO! I love Seinfeld! I get to watch it three times a night now

My all time favorite is the Elaine dance

 

[reena]

the elaine dance is the best.

 

[sevens one]

Remember this Elaine line (I love this one) :

"You''re pretending to live in a janitor''s closet just to get this flounder?"
"It''s better than eating it alone in the restaurant, like some loser."

 

[Diamonds4Me]

Date: 12/11/2004 11:40:19 AM
Author: sevens one

Remember this Elaine line (I love this one) :

''You''re pretending to live in a janitor''s closet just to get this flounder?''
''It''s better than eating it alone in the restaurant, like some loser.''

What about the one where Kramer installs a garbage disposal in his shower and prepares everyone''s salads for that evening

So gross!! LOL

 

[sevens one]

" Oh Yes, I prepared them while I bathed"

Germs, Germs, Germs!

 

[Diamonds4Me]

ROTFLMAO! Or this one from the Junior Mints one!

"I have no medical evidence to back me up, but something happened during the operation that staved off that infection. Something beyond science. Something perhaps from above..."
"Mint?"
"Those can be very refreshing."
- The doctor and Kramer, in "The Junior Mints"

and...

"You don't know my name, do you?"
"Yes I do."
"What is it?"
"It, uh, rhymes with a female body part."
"What is it?"
"Mulva..."
- Dolores and Jerry, in "The Junior Mints"

 

[reena]

lol, i love the flounder and the junior mint episodes too!

another one of my faves is the one where george pretends he''s handicapped at work so as to get an office with a private bathroom. and then there''s that great scene where they play "my baby takes the mornin'' train" and george is riding up the stairs on an electric lift and tripping people with his cane! lolololol

 

[abradabra]

Date: 12/11/2004 11:33:18 AM
Author: Diamonds4Me

Date: 12/10/2004 11

5:17 PM
Author: Diamonds4Me
Here''s another one

`There''s a big snake in the plane, Jock!
`Aw, that''s just my pet snake Reggie.
`I hate snakes, Jock! I hate ''em!
`Come on, show a little backbone, will ya?

I love all of these movies...let''s see if I can give another hint....

Oh, Marcus. What are you trying to do, scare me? You sound like my mother. We''ve known each other for a long time. I don''t believe in magic, a lot of superstitious hocus pocus. I''m going after a find of incredible historical significance, you''re talking about the boogie man. Besides, you know what a cautious fellow I am.

Raiders of the Lost Arc? One of the Indiana Jones movies I think...

 

[psuheather]

Date: 12/11/2004 11:23

2 AM
Author: sevens one
How about this one:


My God, Shelby was right. My hair does look like a football helmet.

Steel Magnolias. What a tear jerker!

 

[sevens one]

Steel Magnolias. What a tear jerker!

You are correct PSUHeather.

 

[blueroses]

I love all the Seinfeld ones!! The four stars were all on Oprah recently and they showed this woman in the audience who could do the Elaine dance perfectly. I love that. God, that show was brilliant across the board. A couple other favorites:

"IIII am breaking up with YOUUUUUU!!"
"but...I had HAND!!"
"And you''re gonna need it."


The Festivus one (Serenity Now!!)


"Hello my name is George. I''m unemployed, and I live with my parents."
"HIII!!!!!" (From "the opposite")



No bites on these, so I''ll offer a second clue for each:

--"Could you at least lower a rope, or a tree branch, or find something useful to do?!"
--"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
--"I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense."
--"Who you trying to get crazy with, ese? Don''t you know I''m loco??
--"C@%kgobblers!!"
--"It''s not that I''m lazy, it''s just that I don''t care."

--"You''re a flower, y''are.."
--"I''ll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got."

 

[sevens one]

--"You''re a flower, y''are.."
--"I''ll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got."

RAISING ARIZONA!

how about this Seinfeld:

"YOU stole MY Jesus FISH!" "Yeah, that''s right..............

"

 

[blueroses]

Yep on RA!! (The flower one is when Ed is taking HI''s mug shot and they fall in love....)

I LOVE the Jesus Fish one--and Elaine makes the little devil horns over her head. And she''s all concerned that Puddy doesn''t really care that she''s going to go to hell. Hee.

 

[belle]

--"Could you at least lower a rope, or a tree branch, or find something useful to do?!"
--"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

inconceivable!!!!

princess bride!! p]

 

[sevens one]

Here''s a great one:

"excuse me, what''s a YUTE?" Pardon me, the two youuuutths!"

 

[blueroses]

Ah, Princess Bride....such a classic

SevensOne, it''s My Cousin Vinnie!!

 

[Jennifer5973]

"There is much to be learned from beasts."

 

[belle]

here''s one:

bastards............all men are bastards..........

 

[fortheloveofdiamonds]

--''I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense.''

This one is from Zoolander!!!

 

[fortheloveofdiamonds]

How About this one?

Now, I''m sitting in class enjoying a late breakfast when out of all the classrooms in the school, she walks into mine! And where does the teacher sit her? Right next to me! Up until now, one could write this off to coincidence. But then she reaches in her bag and pulls out a strawberry Pop-Tart---the very same breakfast pastry I was consuming at that moment! What was I to do? How was I to proceed?

 

[fortheloveofdiamonds]

And some of my all time favorites:

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

Therapist: Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.

Frank: Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you''re supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don''t feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they''re silk panties, maybe it''s a thong. Maybe it''s something really cool that I don''t even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling.....what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

 

[i_like_tiffany_please_dont_hate_me]

"If I''m working late, you gotta work late! If you can''t work late, I can''t work late! If I can''t work late, I CAN''T WORK LATE!!!"

&

"I can''t get the antlers glued onto this little guy [a mouse] We tried crazy glue, but it don''t work"
"have you tried staples?"

I love those two quotes from one of the best Christmas movies of all time ________ !

 

[abradabra]

Fortheloveofdiamonds, the second one is Old School (yay!). The first one is on the tip of my tongue... I can picture the movie, it's got Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jenna Elfman does a cameo. I can't think of the main character's real name, but I remember he was going to NY to do a Vonnegut workshop or something. Why can't I think of the movie's name????

Edited to add: I love, love, love your avatar! "Hi, Buddy the Elf! What's your favorite color?" I quit my job in a week and I really want to start answering the phone like that.

 

[fortheloveofdiamonds]

Abracadabra: Yup the second one is from Old School. You are cold on the first one though.

I loooooooooooooooooooooove Elf!!!! LOL, my husband dared me to answer the phone like that, and on occasion I do it. It is funny to hear people''s reaction!! You should do it, you''ll have fun!!!

 

[fortheloveofdiamonds]

--''Who you trying to get crazy with, ese? Don''t you know I''m loco??

--''I''ll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got.''

These two are on the tip of my tongue!! Arrgh!

 

[fortheloveofdiamonds]

--''Who you trying to get crazy with, ese? Don''t you know I''m loco??

--''I''ll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got.''

These two are on the tip of my tongue!! Arrgh!

 

[MrsFrk]

Both of FortheloveofDiamonds are from "Old School"

The "Huggies" one is from "Raising Arizona"