For the Movie Buffs...........

[Matata]

Date: 12/10/2004 4:42:24 PM
Author: psuheather
How bout this one:

''I desperately want to make love to a school boy.''

Dumb & Dumber.

 

[reena]

Date: 12/10/2004 4:34:17 PM
Author: abradabra
Hey Reena, is the TV show Seinfeld. It sounds very Seinfeld-ish and I think I actually do remember the second one. Can''t place them in episodes though...

YES! my favorite. the "one in a million shot" quote is from the episode where kramer (who says the line) accidentally gets a proctologist''s license plates. they say "assman". lol! the quote refers to how people are always showing up at the proctologist''s office with strange objects up their rear, and then trying to come up with a good explanation for the presence of said foreign object.

the "do you hate me because i have a lazy eye" quote is from the episode where elaine changes her phone number and ends up with a 646 area code instead of a 212 ("do i have to dial a ONE?"). and it turns out the number used to belong to an old lady who recently died, except that her young grandson doesn''t know she died and so he keep calling elaine thinking she''s his "gammy". and he says to her, "gammy, why do you never come over and visit me anymore? do you hate me because i have a lazy eye?" lolololol

 

[abradabra]

Oh my god of course!!!!!

The Elaine area code episode was SO funny....

 

[i_like_tiffany_please_dont_hate_me]

Date: 12/10/2004 4:42:24 PM
Author: psuheather
How bout this one:

''I desperately want to make love to a school boy.''

I''d advise you to keep that quiet, you can get arrested for that...

 

[psuheather]

Another quote:

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

 

[i_like_tiffany_please_dont_hate_me]

Date: 12/10/2004 5:27:48 PM
Author: psuheather
Another quote:

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Solaris...?

 

[reena]

Date: 12/10/2004 5

5:54 PM
Author: abradabra
Oh my god of course!!!!!

The Elaine area code episode was SO funny....

Elaine to hot guy: "Really--it''s the same as 212, but you just multiply all the numbers by three . . . and add a one to the middle number . . ."

Hot guy: "Uh, do i have to dial a ONE?"

 

[canuk-gal]

Date: 12/10/2004 2:17:57 PM
Author: abradabra
Movie like that coming out when I was in (a public) high school? You gotta BELIEVE we were obsessed with lines/language like that.

Canuk-Gal, I so know the movie, but just can''t think of it....

HI:

OK, I''ll cave. The movie is "The Quick and the Dead" with Sharon Stone, Russel Crowe and Leonardo DeCaprio. IMHO One of Sam Rami''s best.

How about this one: "Deserves'' got nuthin to do with it".

cheers--Sharon

 

[MrsFrk]

Date: 12/10/2004 5:27:48 PM
Author: psuheather
Another quote:

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Fight Club.

 

[bling]

the pluto, goofy one...stand by me!

 

[belle]

the pluto, goofy one...stand by me!



that''s it!

"sick em'' balls" (------also>

 

[Jennifer5973]

Date: 12/10/2004 3:48:17 PM
Author: abradabra

Date: 12/9/2004 10:17:10 PM
Author: Jennifer5973
''High time you made her your wife. Who baptized your other brats after you killed my mother?''

Did someone get this one already? It had been bugging me and I just remembered: Gone With the Wind!!! When Scarlett lays into the old overseer who came back to try to buy Tara...

Yes! GWTW--my favorite movie. When I was eight, my grandmother made me an exact replica of her green velvet poteer dress complete with petticoats and curtain cording.

I couldn''t wait to get married so i could have a big poufy dress like Miss Scarlett''s--and I did!

 

[Superidealist]

Date: 12/10/2004 5:37:39 PM
Author: canuk-gal

''Deserves'' got nuthin to do with it''

Unforgiven

 

[Diamonds4Me]

Date: 12/9/2004 9:20:24 PM
Author: Diamonds4Me
''I love the dark...I love the dark...but I hate nature! I HATE nature!''

I still want to see if anyone gets this one...Reena should know this one

 

[Diamonds4Me]

Here''s another one

`There''s a big snake in the plane, Jock!
`Aw, that''s just my pet snake Reggie.
`I hate snakes, Jock! I hate ''em!
`Come on, show a little backbone, will ya?

 

[blueroses]

I don''t know those last ones, BUT....


--"Could you at least lower a rope, or a tree branch, or find something useful to do?!"

--"I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense."

--"You''re a little boy. And you like to be bad."

--C@&kgobblers!!

--"You''re a flower, y''are.."

 

[Jennifer5973]

Date: 12/11/2004 1:24:34 AM
Author: blueroses
I don't know those last ones, BUT....



--'You're a little boy. And you like to be bad.'

Well, that's Moonstruck

when the professor walks Olympia Dukakis home and tries to get in the house and she says this.

 

[abradabra]

How about this one: "I love my dead gay son!"

 

[Diamonds4Me]

Date: 12/10/2004 11

5:17 PM
Author: Diamonds4Me
Here''s another one

`There''s a big snake in the plane, Jock!
`Aw, that''s just my pet snake Reggie.
`I hate snakes, Jock! I hate ''em!
`Come on, show a little backbone, will ya?

And this one:

I want you to kill every gopher on the course.

Correct me if I''m wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they''re gonna lock me up and throw away the key.

Gophers! You great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!

We can do that. We don''t even have to have a reason.

I love this movie

 

[Diamonds4Me]

Date: 12/11/2004 9:47

1 AM
Author: abradabra
How about this one: ''I love my dead gay son!''

I think I know this one! It''s right on the tip of my tongue!

I need more coffee to figure it out....

 

[i_like_tiffany_please_dont_hate_me]

an easy one, but at least it is relevant

"Of course, personally, I think it''d be tacky to wear diamonds before I''m forty"

 

[pearcrazy]

Date: 12/11/2004 9:47

1 AM
Author: abradabra
How about this one: ''I love my dead gay son!''

Is that one from "Heathers"?

 

[abradabra]

Date: 12/11/2004 9:52:44 AM
Author: Diamonds4Me

Date: 12/10/2004 11

5:17 PM
Author: Diamonds4Me
Here''s another one

`There''s a big snake in the plane, Jock!
`Aw, that''s just my pet snake Reggie.
`I hate snakes, Jock! I hate ''em!
`Come on, show a little backbone, will ya?

And this one:

I want you to kill every gopher on the course.

Correct me if I''m wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they''re gonna lock me up and throw away the key.

Gophers! You great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!

We can do that. We don''t even have to have a reason.

I love this movie

Caddyshack! Oh god I love that movie...

 

[reena]

Date: 12/11/2004 9:52:44 AM
Author: Diamonds4Me

Date: 12/10/2004 11

5:17 PM
Author: Diamonds4Me
Here''s another one

`There''s a big snake in the plane, Jock!
`Aw, that''s just my pet snake Reggie.
`I hate snakes, Jock! I hate ''em!
`Come on, show a little backbone, will ya?

And this one:

I want you to kill every gopher on the course.

Correct me if I''m wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they''re gonna lock me up and throw away the key.

Gophers! You great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!

We can do that. We don''t even have to have a reason.

I love this movie

ah, the last one must be caddyshack? i can''t put my finger on the other one you said i should know! darn.

heathers--what a classic! "I''M RED."

 

[abradabra]

Date: 12/11/2004 10:53

5 AM
Author: pearcrazy

Date: 12/11/2004 9:47

1 AM
Author: abradabra
How about this one: ''I love my dead gay son!''

Is that one from ''Heathers''?

It sure is... At the funeral of the two jocks...

 

[abradabra]

Date: 12/10/2004 10:54:22 PM
Author: Diamonds4Me

Date: 12/9/2004 9:20:24 PM
Author: Diamonds4Me
''I love the dark...I love the dark...but I hate nature! I HATE nature!''

I still want to see if anyone gets this one...Reena should know this one

It is The Goonies, right?

 

[reena]

actually i was going to GUESS the goonies but i already guessed that (incorrectly) for something else so i thought i might just have goonies on the brain . . .

 

[sevens one]

Date: 12/11/2004 9

7

4 AM
Author: Jennifer5973

Date: 12/11/2004 1:24:34 AM
Author: blueroses
I don''t know those last ones, BUT....



--''You''re a little boy. And you like to be bad.''

Well, that''s Moonstruck

when the professor walks Olympia Dukakis home and tries to get in the house and she says this.

I love the line from Moonstruck: "Cosmo you''re gonna die like everybody else!"

 

[sevens one]

How about this one:


My God, Shelby was right. My hair does look like a football helmet.

 

[Diamonds4Me]

Date: 12/11/2004 11:17:23 AM
Author: reena
actually i was going to GUESS the goonies but i already guessed that (incorrectly) for something else so i thought i might just have goonies on the brain . . .

lol, that''s why I picked that one