door knob solitaire
Ideal_Rock
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For those of you that know my story...skip to next paragraph...those who don''t know, before I found PS I ventured into the mall with my simple plain yellow gold setting known to all my friends as the door knob. I have had since 1996 and was heading to a remount event...to have it remounted. The traveling roadie crooks sold me a warped crooked chopped cathedral setting. Got home noticed it...went back had it dismounted they wanted $400 to put the door knob back in the old setting. Argghh!! I don''t think so you crooks!! So I decided to apply the $400 to a new mounting...that was April of 2004. (Still loose) 2007.
Fast forward to today...or should say last week. I got via email a quote from the Master Leon Mege to create my special solitaire setting for my lovely little patient stone. Contacted the appraiser and insurance company, scheduled to take it in the next day. So I asked hub bub...aka Mr. Door Knob to retrieve my special go to meetin loose stone (door knob) from our secret hiddie hole that we put all things valuable. He came back and said there is no ring in the hiddie hole. I said, Oh silly, you aren''t looking for a ring or a ring box...remember 2 years ago when the storm was approaching and the tornado sirens were sounding and the radio said the whirly gigger was a mile from us...heading our way...you asked me if I needed to secure anything? I retrieved my loose diamond and handed it to you in the diamond paper thingy and placed in in a white envelope? Well, he said, I remember the whirly gigger and I remember you handing me the knob...but that is all I remember.
OK this is where this post gets funny. It is actually a good argument to be the absolute funniest most outlandish unbelievable post I have yet to make...are you ready for the funny part?
We have surmised that since Mr. Door Knob, Aka Hub Bub, aka mud...didn''t know that the knob was in the large white envelope, because as he admitted...he can''t remember...we therefore postulate...
AGAIN FUNNY ALERT WARNING!!!! This is where you need to double check you seat belt!
Again, we have surmised he probably held it up to the light and when he saw nothing of importance such a document...he deemed it ...are you ready for this...he deemed it Refuse. Trash. Rubbish. And therefore discarded of the large white envelope as it was taking up valuable air space in the special hiddie hole. You still with me? Or are you rolling on the floor in laughter? Oh door knob stop!!! I am laughing so hard my ribs are hurting!! Oh man...I am with you on this. It really is the funniest post I have come up with. I could not have written any better material.
I will be authoring my email to Leon tonight. It is the most difficult thing I will have done since my PS membership. He won''t believe it. We have spoken numerous times over these years...he couldn''t believe I had finally decided on the ring. Now I have to tell him...the stone was tossed out with the coffee grinds, orange peels and tofu packages.
So, I am not sure if I should end my PS existence and retire my screen-name...as I am not a Door Knob any longer. Not even a drawer pull. I am nobody. I must confess, I may not have been DKS most of the 2000 posts I have nearly made. It has all been a hoax. A scam. I have defrauded you. Made a mockery of this community coming in here with a false identity. Whoa is me. But funny!!! Ha Ha Ha I am going down laughing!
Your pathetic pal
....formally known as DKS
Fast forward to today...or should say last week. I got via email a quote from the Master Leon Mege to create my special solitaire setting for my lovely little patient stone. Contacted the appraiser and insurance company, scheduled to take it in the next day. So I asked hub bub...aka Mr. Door Knob to retrieve my special go to meetin loose stone (door knob) from our secret hiddie hole that we put all things valuable. He came back and said there is no ring in the hiddie hole. I said, Oh silly, you aren''t looking for a ring or a ring box...remember 2 years ago when the storm was approaching and the tornado sirens were sounding and the radio said the whirly gigger was a mile from us...heading our way...you asked me if I needed to secure anything? I retrieved my loose diamond and handed it to you in the diamond paper thingy and placed in in a white envelope? Well, he said, I remember the whirly gigger and I remember you handing me the knob...but that is all I remember.
OK this is where this post gets funny. It is actually a good argument to be the absolute funniest most outlandish unbelievable post I have yet to make...are you ready for the funny part?
We have surmised that since Mr. Door Knob, Aka Hub Bub, aka mud...didn''t know that the knob was in the large white envelope, because as he admitted...he can''t remember...we therefore postulate...
AGAIN FUNNY ALERT WARNING!!!! This is where you need to double check you seat belt!
Again, we have surmised he probably held it up to the light and when he saw nothing of importance such a document...he deemed it ...are you ready for this...he deemed it Refuse. Trash. Rubbish. And therefore discarded of the large white envelope as it was taking up valuable air space in the special hiddie hole. You still with me? Or are you rolling on the floor in laughter? Oh door knob stop!!! I am laughing so hard my ribs are hurting!! Oh man...I am with you on this. It really is the funniest post I have come up with. I could not have written any better material.
I will be authoring my email to Leon tonight. It is the most difficult thing I will have done since my PS membership. He won''t believe it. We have spoken numerous times over these years...he couldn''t believe I had finally decided on the ring. Now I have to tell him...the stone was tossed out with the coffee grinds, orange peels and tofu packages.
So, I am not sure if I should end my PS existence and retire my screen-name...as I am not a Door Knob any longer. Not even a drawer pull. I am nobody. I must confess, I may not have been DKS most of the 2000 posts I have nearly made. It has all been a hoax. A scam. I have defrauded you. Made a mockery of this community coming in here with a false identity. Whoa is me. But funny!!! Ha Ha Ha I am going down laughing!
Your pathetic pal
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