A Ten-Month-Old's Letter to Santa

[House Cat]

http://theuglyvolvo.com/2013/12/10/a-ten-month-olds-letter-to-santa/

 

[Sparklelu]

My DD shared this yesterday!!! Spot on!

 

[minousbijoux]

Perfect! I really love that - especially the existential dilemma created by the hole in the floor!

Thank you so much!

 

[SMC]

Have you guys seen the older kid version?
http://deadspin.com/my-kids-insane-christmas-wish-list-annotated-1476311653

 

[Dee*Jay]

Have you guys seen the older kid version?
http://deadspin.com/my-kids-insane-christmas-wish-list-annotated-1476311653

From the 7 year old's list to Santa:

She wants: "A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Mom's response: The fvck is this? What am I, Galactus? Do you understand the catastrophic universal implications of possessing a shape-shifting, time-traveling device? Even Rob Gronkowski knows that isn't to be toyed with. You could turn it into a separate moon any time you like and then the Earth would be fvcking DESTROYED by the additional gravitation. You cannot be trusted with this at age 7. If such a thing existed and were affordable, I wouldn't have children. I would have a SPACE BROTHEL. There's a reason that we have the laws of physics in place. And you expect this thing to be portable as well? You cannot have this.

Some guy's comment: She want's an argument with my wife?


OMG -- I'm dying here!

 

[April20]

Hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard in a while!

 

[April20]

Oh my goodness. I just read the older kid list. Even funnier!

 

[House Cat]

Have you guys seen the older kid version?
http://deadspin.com/my-kids-insane-christmas-wish-list-annotated-1476311653

This is so funny!

I have to tell you guys that my 8 year old son has "cloak of invisibility" on his Christmas list to Santa!

 

[charleston1]

Have you guys seen the older kid version?
http://deadspin.com/my-kids-insane-christmas-wish-list-annotated-1476311653

This is so funny!

I have to tell you guys that my 8 year old son has "cloak of invisibility" on his Christmas list to Santa!

Wow, House Car you must have one smart kid! That is so good. You have to keep that Christmas list and show it to him when he is older.

Edited to add: I am going to put "cloak of invisibility" on my Christmas list too! Here's hoping

 

[House Cat]

Have you guys seen the older kid version?
http://deadspin.com/my-kids-insane-christmas-wish-list-annotated-1476311653

This is so funny!

I have to tell you guys that my 8 year old son has "cloak of invisibility" on his Christmas list to Santa!

Wow, House Car you must have one smart kid! That is so good. You have to keep that Christmas list and show it to him when he is older.

Edited to add: I am going to put "cloak of invisibility" on my Christmas list too! Here's hoping

He's a Harry Potter fan. He is getting a bang out of telling me all of the things he's going to get away with, once he gets his cloak! Silly guy. I love this age.

 

[zoebartlett]

I hadn't seen either one before. Funny!

 

[MichelleCarmen]

Have you guys seen the older kid version?
http://deadspin.com/my-kids-insane-christmas-wish-list-annotated-1476311653

This is so funny!

I have to tell you guys that my 8 year old son has "cloak of invisibility" on his Christmas list to Santa!

haha That would be on my list if I could be eight again.

I read a good portion of that blog down to where he asked his daughter if she'd rather have a flying car or an iphone and she picked the iphone. Out of curiosity, I just asked my 11 year old which he's rather have and he said the iphone b/c he can't drive a car until he's 16. Then I asked him if they changed the laws so that 11 years old could drive, which would he pick then and he again said iphone! lol Sigh. Brainwashed kids.

 

[canuk-gal]

HI:

I wonder if there is an adult or PS version of this letter?

Lord help us!

cheers--Sharon