I'm going to keep this sanitized, in case I scar Matata any more than I already have. 
A man I know flew into town, and we agreed to meet at a nice hotel in the nearest big city. We decided it had come to the point to take the next step in our relationship.
It was time that I allowed him to touch my knee.
I was all excited. I bought a new, uncomfortable-to-use string purse in black. I got my car waxed under the chassis, just in case he happened to end up on the ground horizontal and see that I never get my car waxed all over. Various additional preparations took place.
All day, the sky was blue, the grass was green, and the birds were in the apple trees.
The appointed hour comes, and due to jetlag and other factors, we decide that a delicate touch on the elbow is quite enough. No knees tonight. And I was never going to stay over because I had a very early work shift.
But I have driven all that way, and there's a 24-hour large supermarket up the street. My thinking went, "Why waste all that gas?"
So I ended up finishing the planned evening of feverish knee-touching by doing the weekly shop, wearing my string purse! Most uncomfortable.
But in the morning, at least I woke up to a ton of fresh groceries!
A man I know flew into town, and we agreed to meet at a nice hotel in the nearest big city. We decided it had come to the point to take the next step in our relationship.
It was time that I allowed him to touch my knee.
I was all excited. I bought a new, uncomfortable-to-use string purse in black. I got my car waxed under the chassis, just in case he happened to end up on the ground horizontal and see that I never get my car waxed all over. Various additional preparations took place.
All day, the sky was blue, the grass was green, and the birds were in the apple trees.
The appointed hour comes, and due to jetlag and other factors, we decide that a delicate touch on the elbow is quite enough. No knees tonight. And I was never going to stay over because I had a very early work shift.
But I have driven all that way, and there's a 24-hour large supermarket up the street. My thinking went, "Why waste all that gas?"
So I ended up finishing the planned evening of feverish knee-touching by doing the weekly shop, wearing my string purse! Most uncomfortable.
But in the morning, at least I woke up to a ton of fresh groceries!
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