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[Karl_K]

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
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"I love you with all my art!"
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
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The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What do you call two birds in love?
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Tweethearts!
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
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A hug and a quiche!
What did the Valentine's Day card say to the stamp?
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"Stick with me and you'll go places."

 

[Karl_K]

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
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You have to been careful not to step in a poodle.


The policeman couldn't believe his eyes when he saw a woman drive past him on the freeway, busily knitting. Quickly he pulled alongside the vehicle, rolled down his window, and shouted, "Pull over!" "No," the women yelled back cheerfully. "Socks!"

 

[madelise]

Haha, Karl, I love the V-Day ones. I keep forgetting how soon it's coming up!

 

[kenny]

 

[junebug17]

Funny!!

 

[JewelFreak]