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“I love you so much that I spent $370 on a miniature butt.”

The derrière is sold out. What the?!
The Rubie Boobies I can ACTUALLY see being a sweet gift for breast cancer survivors. But, seriously...that's the ONLY POSSIBLE IDEA I can think of as to why someone would purchase a vernier rack for their SO.
Not gonna rip on the fur oil...razor burn, etc. is a b*tch!!
Anyway...this gave me a good chuckle, and perplexed me, to a degree. To each their own, I suppose...?
 
My local jeweler recently gifted me with an anatomically correct wax horse's ass. True story.

(hesitantly raises hand to ask a question...) Uh, may I ask why, if it's not too personal of a question?
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
“I love you so much that I spent $370 on a miniature butt.”

^ The thread title is the best Kenny impersonation that I've ever seen.
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Today has literally been hellish. Thanks for the laughs, Pricescopers! :-)
 
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