Should Be Studying
Shiny_Rock
- Joined
- Nov 13, 2009
- Messages
- 235
You come face to face with your DH''s mistress...
- Thread starter TravelingGal
- Start date
- Status
whitby_2773
Ideal_Rock
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2009
- Messages
- 2,655
Date: 3/24/2010 2:45:46 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
Yes, yes I did.
It''s actually an adjustment on a line from a movie (What Happens in Vegas). The actual line involved the term ''junk punch;'' however, since we''re talking about a woman and women don''t have ''junk'' I inserted ''vag'' instead. I can spell it out if the abbreviation bothers people
rofl
JSM
Brilliant_Rock
- Joined
- Mar 17, 2008
- Messages
- 802
- Joined
- Nov 3, 2009
- Messages
- 7,589
A friend of mine grew up in Mexico. Her father was well off and pretty liberal. He insisted that all his daughters got university degree (and it was a big-time thing). He had 7 kids with his wife and 2 with his mistress. Everyone around knew about the mistress but never mentioned her.
Well, when he died, his wife invited his mistress and children to attend his funeral. She felt that they had the right, too. That is what I call character and graciousness.
Personally, if she doesn''t know who I am...I''ll try to get to know her better just to understand what my DH finds attractive in her. And why he needs a mistress (it is not only his/her fault, but, to a degree, mine, too). And if she does...I''ll try to pretend I do not know about her and be most helpful, most friendly...In fact, I am vindictive and probably try to destroy both of them...slowly. And for this, I need to know as much as possible about her. Eventually, do a background check, what not...and hire a detective. It will cost money so for a while I shall cut on my stones hobby.
Well, when he died, his wife invited his mistress and children to attend his funeral. She felt that they had the right, too. That is what I call character and graciousness.
Personally, if she doesn''t know who I am...I''ll try to get to know her better just to understand what my DH finds attractive in her. And why he needs a mistress (it is not only his/her fault, but, to a degree, mine, too). And if she does...I''ll try to pretend I do not know about her and be most helpful, most friendly...In fact, I am vindictive and probably try to destroy both of them...slowly. And for this, I need to know as much as possible about her. Eventually, do a background check, what not...and hire a detective. It will cost money so for a while I shall cut on my stones hobby.
Lauren8211
Super_Ideal_Rock
- Joined
- Apr 25, 2008
- Messages
- 11,073
- Joined
- Apr 3, 2004
- Messages
- 33,852
another cultural thing...unlikely to happen with us Chinese people,once we''re divorced most will become enemies.Date: 3/24/2010 2:42:29 PM
Author: Dee*Jay
Date: 3/24/2010 2:37:58 PM
Author: Dancing Fire
i saw a friend of mine having dinner with his wife and his mistress.Date: 3/24/2010 1:40:31 PM
Author: Dee*Jay
My first choice is actually not there: Confuse the he!! out of her! Be just as friendly as all get out. Let her know I know, but hey, we''re all of the sisterhood here, maybe we should have coffee or something some time? Perhaps even do a girls spa weekend! (Of course who knows who HE would be screwing around with while we''re out of town, but what the hey!). Or, better yet, have a nice dinner and some drinks after I file the divorce paperwork!
Seriously, if they think you''re crazy you have an upper hand.
Well DF, this isn''t the same thing, but the XHH and the current boyfriend and I go out to dinner all the time. However the divorce is LONG final and the new man didn''t come on the scene until well after things were official. We all just appreciate a nice meal!
- Joined
- Jul 12, 2008
- Messages
- 3,617
Hudson_Hawk
Super_Ideal_Rock
- Joined
- Nov 2, 2006
- Messages
- 10,541
April20
Ideal_Rock
- Joined
- Aug 1, 2008
- Messages
- 3,372
For starters, assuming I still loved my husband, I''d be so beyond pissed, I know I couldn''t think straight. So that completely eliminates being able to just walk away and do nothing and it also eliminates being able to CALMY tell her what I think. No way, no how. I''d be an incoherent screaming mess. I''m not a "fight" her type of person either, so that really just leaves me with plotting her demise. Which I could see myself doing. I''m a processor. I have to think things through, look at all the angles and analyze what I think the best course is. Yep, I''d definitely plot and attack later. It''d be good too.
Bella_mezzo
Ideal_Rock
- Joined
- Aug 19, 2009
- Messages
- 5,760
I know, me too I just laughed out loud at my desk! If I still loved him, I''d hold my head up high and walk past her without a glance. DH on the other hand would become a eunuch ASAP
really, I don''t know what I would do if confronted with that situation, but I know it would take a lot of prayer, therapy, and good friends to get me through. I believe marriages can be healed after infidelity, but it is a difficult and painful process. I would hope that God weould gie me the strength to work through it, b/c I know on my own that my "solution" would involve a lot of violence, bitterness, and hatred
Maisie
Super_Ideal_Rock
- Joined
- Dec 30, 2006
- Messages
- 12,596
princesss
Ideal_Rock
- Joined
- Mar 18, 2007
- Messages
- 8,035
Maisie
Super_Ideal_Rock
- Joined
- Dec 30, 2006
- Messages
- 12,596
Hudson_Hawk
Super_Ideal_Rock
- Joined
- Nov 2, 2006
- Messages
- 10,541
Maisie
Super_Ideal_Rock
- Joined
- Dec 30, 2006
- Messages
- 12,596
zoebartlett
Super_Ideal_Rock
- Joined
- Dec 29, 2006
- Messages
- 12,461
luckynumber
Brilliant_Rock
- Joined
- Oct 22, 2009
- Messages
- 665
- Joined
- Aug 12, 2005
- Messages
- 19,531
- Joined
- Jul 21, 2006
- Messages
- 7,367
Maisie
Super_Ideal_Rock
- Joined
- Dec 30, 2006
- Messages
- 12,596
Maisie
Super_Ideal_Rock
- Joined
- Dec 30, 2006
- Messages
- 12,596
jas
Brilliant_Rock
- Joined
- May 9, 2006
- Messages
- 1,991
Hugs, Maisie.
Why do I feel like "junk punch" should be hyphenated, but "vag punch" should not.
Also, off-topic (how unusual for me): I''m tempted to make "junk punch" the house drink at my next party.
As far as mistresses...hairy eyeball, but no comments from me to her. DH, on the other hand, would get an earful.
Why do I feel like "junk punch" should be hyphenated, but "vag punch" should not.
Also, off-topic (how unusual for me): I''m tempted to make "junk punch" the house drink at my next party.
As far as mistresses...hairy eyeball, but no comments from me to her. DH, on the other hand, would get an earful.
Maisie
Super_Ideal_Rock
- Joined
- Dec 30, 2006
- Messages
- 12,596
Callisto
Brilliant_Rock
- Joined
- Mar 11, 2009
- Messages
- 1,152
This thread is hilarious.
H_H, for some reason when I read your vag punch joke I pictured one of my quirky friends in your place in that scene cause she would totally say something like that, and burst out laughing (right as one of my coworkers walked into my office too...)
I really can''t say for sure what I would do. I voted for plot and destroy but I think I;d also hope that the public place was maybe a food court and I could waltz by and clumsy me might knock her drink in her lap(so as to not make a huge scene but also get my point across) with some sassy comment like:
"We''re still not even close to even but that WAS fun...
" and then disappear before she even figured out what happened.
H_H, for some reason when I read your vag punch joke I pictured one of my quirky friends in your place in that scene cause she would totally say something like that, and burst out laughing (right as one of my coworkers walked into my office too...)
I really can''t say for sure what I would do. I voted for plot and destroy but I think I;d also hope that the public place was maybe a food court and I could waltz by and clumsy me might knock her drink in her lap(so as to not make a huge scene but also get my point across) with some sassy comment like:
"We''re still not even close to even but that WAS fun...
Maisie
Super_Ideal_Rock
- Joined
- Dec 30, 2006
- Messages
- 12,596
Date: 3/24/2010 6:13:31 PM
Author: Callisto
This thread is hilarious.
H_H, for some reason when I read your vag punch joke I pictured one of my quirky friends in your place in that scene cause she would totally say something like that, and burst out laughing (right as one of my coworkers walked into my office too...)
I really can''t say for sure what I would do. I voted for plot and destroy but I think I;d also hope that the public place was maybe a food court and I could waltz by and clumsy me might knock her drink in her lap(so as to not make a huge scene but also get my point across) with some sassy comment like:
''We''re still not even close to even but that WAS fun...'' and then disappear before she even figured out what happened.
Definitely a good start to the getting even business!
- Joined
- Feb 8, 2003
- Messages
- 5,565
I went and did the same thing, only I took my best girlfriend with me (for moral support) to the McDonald''s that her family owned and she managed. When we got there, my girlfriend crouched behind a potted palm tree to have a look. No one knew she was there until my friend Ann said "She''s a beast! Your husband''s a very sick man. Has he had his eyes checked lately?"........ Then we casually walked to the counter and we ordered something, just to order something and to have a better look because she was behind the counter talking to a guy. She was as ugly as sin, unbelievably tall for a woman, had a hip defect, very bad skin covered by heavy oil based pancake make-up, and seeing her made me feel so much better. I can''t tell you how much better.
Then six months later, I called her and told her off, just to make myself feel better.
And in between, I did a little, just a tiny dash of getting even/mischief. And no one ever knew.......
Maisie
Super_Ideal_Rock
- Joined
- Dec 30, 2006
- Messages
- 12,596
Well, she sounds just adorableDate: 3/24/2010 7:07:40 PM
Author: gemgirl
I went and did the same thing, only I took my best girlfriend with me (for moral support) to the McDonald''s that her family owned and she managed. When we got there, my girlfriend crouched behind a potted palm tree to have a look. No one knew she was there until my friend Ann said ''She''s a beast! Your husband''s a very sick man. Has he had his eyes checked lately?''........ Then we casually walked to the counter and we ordered something, just to order something and to have a better look because she was behind the counter talking to a guy. She was as ugly as sin, unbelievably tall for a woman, had a hip defect, very bad skin covered by heavy oil based pancake make-up, and seeing her made me feel so much better. I can''t tell you how much better.
Then six months later, I called her and told her off, just to make myself feel better.
And in between, I did a little, just a tiny dash of getting even/mischief. And no one ever knew.......
- Joined
- Aug 12, 2005
- Messages
- 19,531
Date: 3/24/2010 6:09:16 PM
Author: Maisie
I love your posts Jas.
Me three!!! Jas--do share the Junk Punch recipe should you actually concoct (npi) one. I would love to collaborate if necessary. You could also come up with some interesting "divorce party" drinks. "Bitch" label wine must be included as an offering, and Arrogant Bastard beer might also be appropriate...wow--I could have entirely too much fun just prepping a drink menu for such an occasion.
jas
Brilliant_Rock
- Joined
- May 9, 2006
- Messages
- 1,991
Hmmm, the drinks at a "I met my DH''s mistress" party:Date: 3/24/2010 7:13:39 PM
Author: monarch64
Date: 3/24/2010 6:09:16 PM
Author: Maisie
I love your posts Jas.
Me three!!! Jas--do share the Junk Punch recipe should you actually concoct (npi) one. I would love to collaborate if necessary. You could also come up with some interesting ''divorce party'' drinks. ''Bitch'' label wine must be included as an offering, and Arrogant Bastard beer might also be appropriate...wow--I could have entirely too much fun just prepping a drink menu for such an occasion.
Pot shots of tequila.
Bitch N'' Whine glasses.
I''m Waaaay (Wine) Cooler than She Is.
You Have a (Mar)tini Peenie.
Served with Bitters, of course.
And the Junk Punch, and unfortunately, I can picture what would go in it, but totally inappropriate.
lulu
Ideal_Rock
- Joined
- Jul 11, 2003
- Messages
- 2,328
- Status
Past, Present, Future: The Meaning of Three-Stone Engagement Rings
Past, Present, Future: The Meaning of Three-Stone Engagement Rings - 04/14
300x240.png)