Why real handcuffs are a bad idea!

[joflier]

This would be so embarrassing!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28181033/?GT1=43001

 

[Dee*Jay]

LOL! I used to date a police sergeant and -- well, never mind!

 

[Dancing Fire]

she must be a redhead.

 

[vintagelover229]

 

[joflier]

Date: 12/11/2008 8:14:04 PM
Author: Dancing Fire
she must be a redhead.

Your naughty!

 

[Irishgrrrl]

Date: 12/11/2008 8:23:13 PM
Author: joflier

Date: 12/11/2008 8:14:04 PM
Author: Dancing Fire
she must be a redhead.

Your naughty!

BWAAAAA hahahahaha!!!

Nah, DF, she''s probably a brunette . . . we''ve been known to be, um, INVENTIVE! LOL!

 

[Dancing Fire]

was she still naked when the police arrive?

 

[AmberGretchen]

OMG Deejay - LOL!!

Yeah, you would think they would have figured that out before, but apparently not...

 

[perry]

Why would that be so bad.

Try to explain this true story from my youth:

One morning one of the night police officers on duty could not be located and did not respond to attempts to locate him via radio.

Several hours later said police officer we found handcuffed to his squad car - short a substaintial amount of clothing.... near the local salvage yard.


The Police and Fire Commission never did release details of how this occured.... But, speculation ran wild with lots of different scenerios....

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Perry

 

[joflier]

Date: 12/11/2008 9:36:29 PM
Author: perry
Why would that be so bad.

Try to explain this true story from my youth:

One morning one of the night police officers on duty could not be located and did not respond to attempts to locate him via radio.

Several hours later said police officer we found handcuffed to his squad car - short a substaintial amount of clothing.... near the local salvage yard.


The Police and Fire Commission never did release details of how this occured.... But, speculation ran wild with lots of different scenerios....

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Perry

That sounds like an R rated scenario to a snickers commercial.........Need to get away??

 

[Irishgrrrl]

Date: 12/11/2008 10:17:25 PM
Author: joflier

Date: 12/11/2008 9:36:29 PM
Author: perry
Why would that be so bad.

Try to explain this true story from my youth:

One morning one of the night police officers on duty could not be located and did not respond to attempts to locate him via radio.

Several hours later said police officer we found handcuffed to his squad car - short a substaintial amount of clothing.... near the local salvage yard.


The Police and Fire Commission never did release details of how this occured.... But, speculation ran wild with lots of different scenerios....

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Perry

That sounds like an R rated scenario to a snickers commercial.........Need to get away??

Hee hee hee, Jo! Or maybe a Twix commercial: "Need a moment? Grab a Twix!"

 

[Dee*Jay]

Date: 12/11/2008 8:44:24 PM
Author: AmberGretchen
OMG Deejay - LOL!!

Yeah, you would think they would have figured that out before, but apparently not...

 

[honey22]

Phift! Everyone knows you should only play with the quick release ones

 

[that_someone_special]

YEAH. If that were me? I''d have BF saw the bed apart so I could get dressed and go down to the station to get them removed-- clothed.
Honestly? HEHE.. a new bed would cost way less than the life time thought of thinking of that time I was nakkie and the cops had to "un-ravish" me.

Jeesh.

 

[geckodani]

Date: 12/12/2008 2:42:54 AM
Author: honey22

Phift! Everyone knows you should only play with the quick release ones

I always felt like those defeated the purpose of handcuffs.

 

[MoonWater]

I thought handcuff keys were one fits all which is why police officers started switching to those plastic things. Couldn''t they just get another key?