Spouse would say I collect vintage cameras and lenses. In my defense, they were pretty much new when I bought them. 
I've had my latest full-frame DSLR for nearly a decade (!) and it was the first digital camera I've used that was't terrible in any way. It had a very sudden and unfortunate encounter with the bottom of a stream the month before last so: upgrade time again.

I've had my latest full-frame DSLR for nearly a decade (!) and it was the first digital camera I've used that was't terrible in any way. It had a very sudden and unfortunate encounter with the bottom of a stream the month before last so: upgrade time again.