Ugly Ornament Thread

[somethingshiny]

Thought I'd start the annual seeking because I came across these beauties!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/4-Ugly-Vintage-...613?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3cb2708645

 

[KimberlyH]

No!!! Not before Thanksgiving! I have a one holiday at a time rule, SS! This thread does belong to the masses now, though. Have fun, I'll be back in a week and a day...

 

[somethingshiny]

I try to abide by that rule too, but these horrendous things popped up under "vintage". I was looking for pretty baubles and laces!! Then those assaulted my eyes!

 

[Miss Sparkly]

I need to get my mind out of the gutter....

http://www.etsy.com/listing/52728553/ca-1980s-4-gingerbread-measuring-spoons

 

[somethingshiny]

OMG!

THE FETUS IS BACK!

THIS TIME IT'S THE JESUS FETUS!!!



link won't work. here's the pic!

 

[somethingshiny]

Ha Ha!

These are listed as "Very Pretty"

 

[junebug17]

Ha Ha!

These are listed as "Very Pretty"

Oh yes, those are just lovely!!

 

[Cind11]

OMG!

THE FETUS IS BACK!

THIS TIME IT'S THE JESUS FETUS!!!



link won't work. here's the pic!

The Jesus fetus is actually cute in a gross sort of way haha!

 

[Cehrabehra]

I have GOT to take some pictures here - I was just shopping for some christmas stuff yesterday and I didn't buy anything or take pictures of the bad stuff but some of it is just SO GOOFY. I think the Christmas maracas were pretty funny. I'll see if I can find an ornament to do this thread justice

 

[sparkledust]

sparklyblonde....When I clicked on your link I just giggled...hilarious!

Shiny...whoa, the Jesus fetus is, well, there are just no words other than WTF??? Glad you posted it, after my initial disgust, I laughed!

 

[MonkeyPie]

Didn't someone buy a fetus last year? Who was that?

I kind of want one. Lol.

ETA: Ok, what the heck is THIS? Scary bunny!
http://www.etsy.com/listing/33321829/christmas-decoration-ornament-snowflake?ref=sr_gallery_18&ga_search_query=christmas+ornament&ga_search_type=&ga_page=0&order=price_desc&includes[0]=tags&includes[1]=title&filter[0]=handmade&filter[1]=holidays&filter[2]=christmas&filter[3]=ornament

 

[MonkeyPie]

Bwahahaha! I love Etsy!

http://www.etsy.com/listing/61425561/handmade-and-handpainted-colorful-clay?ref=sr_gallery_13&ga_search_query=christmas+ornament&ga_search_type=&ga_page=3&order=price_desc&includes[0]=tags&includes[1]=title&filter[0]=handmade&filter[1]=holidays&filter[2]=christmas&filter[3]=ornament

 

[davi_el_mejor]

Bwahahaha! I love Etsy!

http://www.etsy.com/listing/61425561/handmade-and-handpainted-colorful-clay?ref=sr_gallery_13&ga_search_query=christmas+ornament&ga_search_type=&ga_page=3&order=price_desc&includes[0]=tags&includes[1]=title&filter[0]=handmade&filter[1]=holidays&filter[2]=christmas&filter[3]=ornament

Ohhh I likey! Love the coordinating nail polish and togas!

 

[somethingshiny]

A hundred and seventy five dollar toga wearing trolls!!

 

[Selkie]

I came across these charmers in a catalog we received last week: Tootin' Tushie ornaments http://www.abcdistributing.com/home...arting+ornaments&N=35&Nao=0&R=482435-5OM2---2

 

[bebe]

OMG !!!

tushes on your tree - who would have thought

 

[somethingshiny]

Wonder if they come with an odor?!

 

[Cehrabehra]

can I make a request? In a thread like this it is better to post actual pictures than just a link... threads like this get looked at long after the links are broken.

 

[somethingshiny]

Good point, sara.

I've linked the ones I can. My first one from ebay I can't link.

I believe Kimi did end up with a fetus, although i don't recall Jesus Fetus last year.

 

[Selkie]

Yikes! Why does that poor rabbit ballerina have Karl Malden's nose??

And are the campy angels supposed to be doing YMCA?

 

[les12]

Oh my goodness! That rabbit is frightening!!
And what makes it so expensive?!?!

 

[somethingshiny]

***BUMP***

 

[davi_el_mejor]

http://www.etsy.com/listing/5994691...[0]=tags&includes[1]=title&filter[0]=handmade

I just can't put my finger on whether or not I like this...

 

[somethingshiny]

Thumbs down, davi!