Ugly Christmas Ornament Competition Assistance (again!)

[HollyS]

Date: 11/27/2007 12:39:45 AM
Author: sera
How ''bout Cosmo Merman? Unfortunatley, Clint Cowboy Merman is sold out... awww shucks. I''m gonna need that cosmo. Cheers!

No doubt for the discriminating gay man!!!!

 

[Gypsy]

I LOVE this thread. I''m in Cali... can I come to the festivities too!

My favorites so far:
Lucky''s bulldog --20.99??? Are they high?
Ebree''s ugly creepy head thing for 9.99. Definitely hideous.
TG''s yoga flamingo (which made me snort with laughter) and her ho ho horror (what were they thinking?)
Harleigh''s redneck baby (I just stared in horrified fascination)

 

[MichelleCarmen]

Date: 11/26/2007 10:36:07 PM
Author: Skippy123
This peanut

This cat

the ugly grinch

this taco or pb and j sammy

Skippy - some of these are GREAT! Even though they are tacky beyond belief, my kids would LOVE a p&b sandwich ornament!

 

[mercoledi]

The redneck baby is just a blank canvas; add some well-placed scars/scabs and appropriate christmasy stains and I think you''re in buisness. Maybe gluegun a cigarette to the poor thing?

 

[matildawong]

That merman has me in stitches. I keep thinking about it randomly and cracking up.

 

[Skippy123]

Date: 11/27/2007 1:55:38 PM
Author: MC

Date: 11/26/2007 10:36:07 PM
Author: Skippy123
This peanut

This cat

the ugly grinch

this taco or pb and j sammy

Skippy - some of these are GREAT! Even though they are tacky beyond belief, my kids would LOVE a p&b sandwich ornament!

Michelle, I could totally see my nephews loving those too! Since we live in New Mexico they think we eat tacos all the time (so not true) so I could see them thinking that was the New Mexico Ornament for Uncle an Aunt Skippy. Kiddos crack me up. hheeheee

Holly, I agre; you won't catch any food on my tree in ornament form. hehee

Tgal those are good!

Sera, the mermaid man is tooooooo funny and weird.

 

[Skippy123]

Date: 11/27/2007 4:52:31 AM
Author: Lorelei

Looks like the auction ended with Buy it Now....

Linky for last years $64 contender

Lorelei, me thinks you should buy it; I can tell you wuve it. heheehe

 

[sera]

Okay the yoga flamingo has me hysterical again!
The merman company just has some really bizarre lines... mermen and chubby ppl swimming? Just weird. Those mermen had me cryin' last night.

Dept. 56 at Downtown Disney often has some funky ornaments (I saw that ballerina frog there and I have a lizard with spats, bow tie and a star on his head lol).

I actually have a small tree that I decorate in peacock colors and actually have a peacock on there LOL... a few years ago I had teased my grandma relentlessly about some weird feathery bird ornament she liked... so the peacock tree is my penance.

I actually do love the colors of it.

 

[E B]

Here's a good one! They're asking $125, though! You should make an offer of $5.

I'm not quite sure what the big red patches on the side of the head are.

Rare Old Christmas Ornament

 

[Keepingthefaith21]

This thread is absolutely fabulous! Despite being at work, I am unable to control my laughter!

What an awesome tradition!!!

 

[zoebartlett]

I'm late joining this thread but I wanted to chime in to say that I love the taco the best...way back on page 1. Hmm, but I also love the two that TGal posted, also on page 1.

ETA: TGAL actually posted several, now that I went back again. My two favorites of hers are the one that said "rock on" and "bring a friend." Those are great!

 

[poshpepper]

Here is one... Christmas doodoo!
$6.99 from stupid.com


ETA -- Link: http://www.stupid.com/stat/YDDP.html

 

[Pandora II]

I would love to be fly on the wall in some of the design studios. I reckon they have their own competition going!

I have never seen such weird decorations.

Here we only really have coloured balls and traditional wooden toys etc. The last few years they have brought out these gorgeous embroidered ones, but I have never seen ones like yours!

 

[:)]

That sounds like a fun tradition!

 

[KimberlyH]

Date: 11/27/2007 8:05:14 PM
Author: poshpepper
Here is one... Christmas doodoo!
$6.99 from stupid.com


ETA -- Link: http://www.stupid.com/stat/YDDP.html

This is the most disgusting ornament!! YUCK!

 

[KimberlyH]

Date: 11/27/2007 8:27:57 PM
Author: Pandora II
I would love to be fly on the wall in some of the design studios. I reckon they have their own competition going!

I have never seen such weird decorations.

Here we only really have coloured balls and traditional wooden toys etc. The last few years they have brought out these gorgeous embroidered ones, but I have never seen ones like yours!

Pandora, welcome to the world of strange decorations! And someone, somewhere out there, actually thinks they''re nice. What''s that saying? One man''s trash is another''s treasure.

 

[KimberlyH]

Date: 11/27/2007 4:52:31 AM
Author: Lorelei

Looks like the auction ended with Buy it Now....

Linky for last years $64 contender

You couldn''t resist Lorelei, you had to scare me again! He is so WIERD!!!

 

[KimberlyH]

Date: 11/27/2007 12:17:30 AM
Author: TravelingGal
Not sure why this frog looks so stunned...or happy...

link

That frog looks like it''s been genetically altered. It''s the wave of the future, freaky!

 

[KimberlyH]

Date: 11/27/2007 12:26:14 AM
Author: EBree
Just a snowman, right? Except it''s made out of horse poop! Don''t worry, each clump is hand-picked for the perfect shape.

Hand Crafted Snowman Ornament

I just couldn''t bring myself to touch it! And we aren''t allowed to tell a story, because we contribute our ornaments anonymously, so if the background hasn''t been shared people will thing I just created my own work of art again this year as uncrafty as I am.

 

[KimberlyH]

Date: 11/27/2007 12:21:57 AM
Author: TravelingGal
Ho Ho HORROR!

link

Ha ha horror! My mom has skeletons on her tree, believe it or not. We used to be big Oingo Boingo fans, who are big into Dia De Los Muertos, so when my sister and I were younger we insisted they go on the tree. She has continued the tradition, so I think this guy might just fit in...oh wait, our skeletons are kinda cute, this guy has a spear through his head.

 

[KimberlyH]

Date: 11/27/2007 12:19:52 PM
Author: Gypsy
I LOVE this thread. I'm in Cali... can I come to the festivities too!

My favorites so far:
Lucky's bulldog --20.99??? Are they high?
Ebree's ugly creepy head thing for 9.99. Definitely hideous.
TG's yoga flamingo (which made me snort with laughter) and her ho ho horror (what were they thinking?)
Harleigh's redneck baby (I just stared in horrified fascination)

Of course, Gypsy! We're a "more the merrier" sorta clan.

 

[KimberlyH]

Date: 11/27/2007 12:13:19 AM
Author: TravelingGal
Kimberly, you know your whole family is BANANAS...

http://cgi.ebay.com/Slavic-Treasure-BIZARRE-BANANA-Glass-Ornament_W0QQitemZ170110970616QQihZ007QQcategoryZ148QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem

It''s taken me two days to figure out that the thing coming off of it is supposed to be a banana peel. I kept thinking "that''s an awfully large nose!"

 

[KimberlyH]

Date: 11/27/2007 12:39:45 AM
Author: sera
How 'bout Cosmo Merman? Unfortunatley, Clint Cowboy Merman is sold out... awww shucks. I'm gonna need that cosmo. Cheers!

If he sang the YMCA when you pushed a button I'd buy it just for the sake of my personal amusement!

 

[KimberlyH]

Date: 11/27/2007 1:38:45 AM
Author: monarch64
Ok, I have two beagles, and this beagle jingle bell ornament is the ugliest depiction of a beagle I''ve ever seen. So there, TG, maybe it''s not as ugly as your green screaming looking thing, but it''s fugly. LOL!

Monnie he makes me sorta sad. He looks dead (someone else said beheaded) and stuffed. GROSS and definitely fugly.

 

[KimberlyH]

Watch what you all are saying about the Redneck Baby, he looks like my nephew did when he was born!! (Just jokes). That is pretty hideous.

The TP and trowel and duct tape ornaments are cracking me up.

How am I supposed to choose????

 

[Lorelei]

Date: 11/28/2007 8:45:51 AM
Author: KimberlyH

Date: 11/27/2007 4:52:31 AM
Author: Lorelei

Looks like the auction ended with Buy it Now....

Linky for last years $64 contender

You couldn't resist Lorelei, you had to scare me again! He is so WIERD!!!

I know Kimmy, I just couldn't resist!!!

He would make a charming pair with Miss Ebrees handsome gentleman...

 

[Lorelei]

Date: 11/27/2007 5:24:22 PM
Author: EBree
Here''s a good one! They''re asking $125, though! You should make an offer of $5.

I''m not quite sure what the big red patches on the side of the head are.

Rare Old Christmas Ornament

Splutter!! I think those red patches are supposed to be sweet little bows to try to pretty up that ugly specimen, if such a thing is possible - not!

 

[Lorelei]

Stone the crows!!!

2 more beauties!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/VINTAGE-CHRISTMAS-GLASS-ORNAMENT-CHIPOLLINO_W0QQitemZ250190657304QQihZ015QQcategoryZ33835QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[canuk-gal]

HI:

This is such an entertaining thread--I love the decoration offerings! I mean I hate them!

(for goodness sakes, a pickle???)

cheers--Sharon

 

[Lorelei]

Nice. A christmas carrot.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-Christmas-Silver-Glass-ornament-Tale-Carrot_W0QQitemZ280176212651QQihZ018QQcategoryZ33835QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem