The Man Thread

[kenny]

Date: 6/18/2010 2:46:37 PM
Author: sarap333

Date: 6/18/2010 2:11:52 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
um...is it just me or are we all girls??? well Kenny is a guy, but really he''s one of the girls...

Yeah, Kenny, I thought we made you an honorary PS girl in the ''last days of PS 1.0 thread''?

Hey, keep that scalpel away from me.

 

[Lula]

Date: 6/18/2010 2:50:20 PM
Author: kenny

Date: 6/18/2010 2:46:37 PM

Author: sarap333

Date: 6/18/2010 2:11:52 PM

Author: Hudson_Hawk

um...is it just me or are we all girls??? well Kenny is a guy, but really he''s one of the girls...

Yeah, Kenny, I thought we made you an honorary PS girl in the ''last days of PS 1.0 thread''?

Hey, keep that scalpel away from me.

Kenny, relax -- it''s only honorary (which means we can take it back at any time

)

 

[Irishgrrrl]

Hmmm . . . can't think of anything manly to say, so I'm just gonna head to the bathroom now and try to pee standing up. Wish me luck.

ETA: Sadly, it did not go well.

 

[Kaleigh]

Date: 6/18/2010 3:01:52 PM
Author: Irishgrrrl
Hmmm . . . can''t think of anything manly to say, so I''m just gonna head to the bathroom now and try to pee standing up. Wish me luck.

 

[somethingshiny]

Irish~ You screwed it up already. Men don''t "pee." They "take a leak, go for a piss, gotta see a man about a horse, gotta whiz, head to the head, drain the snake, drain the main," You get the picture. It''s all in the presentation.

 

[packrat]

*rips a big one and runs away laughing*

 

[somethingshiny]

I found this list of 25 Things Every Man Should Be Able To Do:


The List: How to...

1. Patch a radiator hose
2. Protect your computer
3. Rescue a boater who has capsized
4. Frame a wall
5. Retouch digital photos
6. Back up a trailer
7. Build a campfire
8. Fix a dead outlet
9. Navigate with a map and compass
10. Use a torque wrench
11. Sharpen a knife
12. Perform CPR
13. Fillet a fish
14. Maneuver a car out of a skid
15. Get a car unstuck
16. Back up data
17. Paint a room
18. Mix concrete
19. Clean a bolt-action rifle
20. Change oil and filter
21. Hook up an HDTV
22. Bleed brakes
23. Paddle a canoe
24. Fix a bike flat
25. Extend your wireless network


I''m proud to say I can do them all except the computer stuff. *gives manly grunt of self-approval* *now waiting to be one-upped*

 

[Irishgrrrl]

Date: 6/18/2010 3:08:57 PM
Author: somethingshiny
Irish~ You screwed it up already. Men don''t ''pee.'' They ''take a leak, go for a piss, gotta see a man about a horse, gotta whiz, head to the head, drain the snake, drain the main,'' You get the picture. It''s all in the presentation.

D''oh! Maybe that''s why it didn''t work out so well . . . I was using the wrong lingo! Next time, instead of peeing, I''ll take a leak.

 

[Irishgrrrl]

Date: 6/18/2010 3:16:18 PM
Author: somethingshiny
I found this list of 25 Things Every Man Should Be Able To Do:


The List: How to...

1. Patch a radiator hose
2. Protect your computer
3. Rescue a boater who has capsized
4. Frame a wall
5. Retouch digital photos
6. Back up a trailer
7. Build a campfire
8. Fix a dead outlet
9. Navigate with a map and compass
10. Use a torque wrench
11. Sharpen a knife
12. Perform CPR
13. Fillet a fish
14. Maneuver a car out of a skid
15. Get a car unstuck
16. Back up data
17. Paint a room
18. Mix concrete
19. Clean a bolt-action rifle
20. Change oil and filter
21. Hook up an HDTV
22. Bleed brakes
23. Paddle a canoe
24. Fix a bike flat
25. Extend your wireless network


I''m proud to say I can do them all except the computer stuff. *gives manly grunt of self-approval* *now waiting to be one-upped*

Hmmm . . . I think whoever made the list missed one.

 

[sunnyd]

Made that! It was kick-a$$. So has jcarlylew!

Forgot to quote nosirrah. I was referring to the bacon explosion. Mmmm...meat...

 

[Yimmers]

I can out-fart my husband. Does that count?

 

[kenny]

Date: 6/18/2010 2:58:23 PM
Author: sarap333

Date: 6/18/2010 2:50:20 PM

Author: kenny

Date: 6/18/2010 2:46:37 PM


Author: sarap333

Date: 6/18/2010 2:11:52 PM


Author: Hudson_Hawk


um...is it just me or are we all girls??? well Kenny is a guy, but really he''s one of the girls...

Yeah, Kenny, I thought we made you an honorary PS girl in the ''last days of PS 1.0 thread''?

Hey, keep that scalpel away from me.

Kenny, relax -- it''s only honorary (which means we can take it back at any time

)

You mean, sew it back on?

 

[AprilBaby]

I think I am going to go turn my underwear inside out so I can wear it again tomorrow!

 

[Lynn B]

Date: 6/18/2010 3:08:57 PM
Author: somethingshiny
Irish~ You screwed it up already. Men don''t ''pee.'' They ''take a leak, go for a piss, gotta see a man about a horse, gotta whiz, head to the head, drain the snake, drain the main,'' You get the picture. It''s all in the presentation.

This made me LOL!!! ROFLMHO!!!! Hiiiiii-larious!!!!

 

[Lynn B]

Date: 6/18/2010 3:09:13 PM
Author: packrat
*rips a big one and runs away laughing*

And so did THIS!!! LOL!!! You guys are HILARIOUS!!!

 

[Gothgrrl]

Just sitting here, reading PS in my undies and eating cold pizza!

 

[Lula]

Date: 6/18/2010 8:58:22 PM
Author: Gothgrrl
Just sitting here, reading PS in my undies and eating cold pizza!

Are you eating it over the sink so you don't have to get a dish dirty? And, remember, beer is drunk straight out of the bottle (the can if PBR) -- don't want to get a glass dirty either.

 

[Callisto]

Date: 6/18/2010 3:01:52 PM
Author: Irishgrrrl
Hmmm . . . can't think of anything manly to say, so I'm just gonna head to the bathroom now and try to pee standing up. Wish me luck.

ETA: Sadly, it did not go well.

That's cause you didn't have this guy...

 

[brazen_irish_hussy]

I have mixed feelings about the Broncos picking up Tebow. On the one hand, his exceptionally vocal beliefs bug me, but he is really good and Denver has not had a real quarterback in 12 years. I also think this would give a chance for Knowshon Moreno to really shine. I have seen his university days and he is really good when he gets a chance. I am catiously optimistic about McDaniels, its just been so long since we had a new coach, I am not ok with it yet.

I also sweat so much when I ride my bike to work I have to bring a different shirt to change into.

 

[pennquaker09]

I can''t think of anything guy related to say . . . and I''m a guy. I suppose there is a reason why my best friends are women.

 

[Cehrabehra]

::uploading beer and bacon::

 

[Cehrabehra]

link is cool kenny

 

[Cehrabehra]

Date: 6/18/2010 1:53:47 PM
Author: kenny
Hey, one of you ladies wanna get me another beer and make some chili-dogs?

I''ll only be your chef in the kitchen if I can be your whore in the... oh wait a minute!

Make your own chi-dawg!

 

[Cehrabehra]

Date: 6/18/2010 2:58:23 PM
Author: sarap333

Date: 6/18/2010 2:50:20 PM

Author: kenny

Date: 6/18/2010 2:46:37 PM


Author: sarap333

Date: 6/18/2010 2:11:52 PM


Author: Hudson_Hawk


um...is it just me or are we all girls??? well Kenny is a guy, but really he''s one of the girls...

Yeah, Kenny, I thought we made you an honorary PS girl in the ''last days of PS 1.0 thread''?

Hey, keep that scalpel away from me.

Kenny, relax -- it''s only honorary (which means we can take it back at any time

)

does anyone besides me have the song ''detatachable penis'' running through their head?

 

[Cehrabehra]

Date: 6/18/2010 8:58:22 PM
Author: Gothgrrl
Just sitting here, reading PS in my undies and eating cold pizza!

boxers or briefs? lol

 

[Karl_K]

Will I kill 10 or 12 disposable razors chopping this down?
Which brand works best for cutting down tree stumps?
I am thinking i need to invest in a chain saw

 

[Indylady]

Date: 6/18/2010 9:40:28 PM
Author: brazen_irish_hussy
I have mixed feelings about the Broncos picking up Tebow. On the one hand, his exceptionally vocal beliefs bug me, but he is really good and Denver has not had a real quarterback in 12 years. I also think this would give a chance for Knowshon Moreno to really shine. I have seen his university days and he is really good when he gets a chance. I am catiously optimistic about McDaniels, its just been so long since we had a new coach, I am not ok with it yet.


I also sweat so much when I ride my bike to work I have to bring a different shirt to change into.

Tebow bugs me for the same reason.

Do you like baseball?

 

[Gothgrrl]

Sarap333...no eating over the sink. Just sitting at my computer eating the pizza on a paper towel. Beverage is a huge bottle of Gatorade.

Cehrabehra...neither boxers or briefs.....granny panties! (It''s all about the comfort)

 

[kenny]

Karl, what part of the male anatomy is that?

This is THE MAN THREAD!

BURP, SCRATCH!

 

[Gailey]

Tell me Kenny, if you fart in bed, do you fan the duvet?