Suggestions for April fool's joke on the hubz!

[Deactivated member 42515]

So, I wanna get DH this year. I've never done an April Fool's joke before and I am soooo not a practical joker so I'm out of my league here. I don't wanna do anything mean, and the only thing I can think of is Saran Wrap in the door way but that's so cliche.

My prego friend and I have been brainstorming to try to figure out a way to get our husbands. Her faking labor is pretty obvious so she doesn't wanna do that

Does anyone have any amazing jokes they have played on their friends in the past? Something that maybe DH will laugh about and not surprise him and have him punch me in the face? Cuz that's happened before... He was sleeping and I just went to go wake him up for dinner and I guess he was having a bad dream cuz he punched me in the throat. NOT COOL.

 

[cygnet]

Tell him you hid a bunch of Easter eggs. Don't.

 

[Deactivated member 42515]

Hahaha I saw that!! Funny! Too bad it's like a treasured childhood memory for him don't wanna ruin that! Hahaha or do I!!! Haha no... no... I don't...

 

[vc10um]

YT...never done it, but one of my favorites that I've seen online is to completely cover his bar of soap (assuming he uses a bar and not body wash) in clear nailpolish. Easy, but effective!

 

[Deactivated member 42515]

YT...never done it, but one of my favorites that I've seen online is to completely cover his bar of soap (assuming he uses a bar and not body wash) in clear nailpolish. Easy, but effective!

Hahahah! That one made me LOL! He does take suuuuuuper long showers like a little pansy

 

[Deactivated member 42515]

He uses body wash so I would need to go buy a bar. It'll be easy cuz he just uses whatever I buy

Maybe the whole day should consist of jokes! Starting with the shower
He will think its all over but it's only the beginning muhahaha

 

[pregcurious]

Buy a huge fake diamond. Tell him it's real and you're within the 10 day refund period. This way he knows it can be undone, yet you'll still be able to get him.

 

[Deactivated member 42515]

Oh my god... Best ever pregcurious!

 

[Dancing Fire]

here's what you do...after the lottery #s are out for the latest game you then go purchase a ticket with the same #s,then ask him to check the #s for you if he does not notice the date on the ticket... ..April fool on him..

 

[Deactivated member 42515]

here's what you do...after the lottery #s are out for the latest game you then go purchase a ticket with the same #s,then ask him to check the #s for you if he does not notice the date on the ticket...

Awwww DF, that's so sad!!! Hahaha

 

[kenny]

If you two have kids you could confess he's not the dad.

 

[Deactivated member 42515]

If you two have kids you could confess he's not the dad.

Hahahaha oh how I wish we had kids to do this!

 

[lliang_chi]

Maybe you can do something funny with his breakfast? E.g. sour cream instead of whipped cream or something like that.

 

[marymm]

The only April Fool's prank I ever pulled was in elementary school... I took Vanilla Wafers, put a cotton ball between two Wafers, and then just frosted the outer rim (with canned vanilla frosting) so the cotton ball was hidden. I made a couple for me with just frosting in-between, so the other kids saw me gobbling my sandwich cookies while I was handing out the extras. Only two kids bit into their cookies before it was clear there was cotton in the middle... but everyone thought it was funny. And luckily no one tried to put the entire cookie into their mouth - pretty sure this would not be considered okay if brought to school today! Not sure if a variation on this idea might work for you...

 

[Niel]

If you two have kids you could confess he's not the dad.

Hahahaha oh how I wish we had kids to do this!

Well rats. My joke isn't going to work for you but I had a family friend who said one of there (out of wedlock) kids were pregnant.

 

[manderz]

If he uses white deodorant, switch it with cream cheese (and add a hair for posterity). If he uses the colored gel kind, like old spice, replace with blue toothpaste. Tooth paste in oreos, food coloring on his tooth brush, shredded paper in his car air vent, air horn taped to the bottom of an office chair or back of a door knob...


OOO! Love this one!!

http://pinterest.com/pin/445082375643878641/

 

[kenny]

Empty his toothpaste and fill it with Preparation-H.

 

[Polished]

We played an April's fools trick on our son once. When younger, to our annoyance, he'd take our car without asking our permission first. So early in the morning we took the car and parked it in a neighbouring street. When masterpiece got up, we asked him where our car was. Naturally he was really surprised it wasn't there. "I really don't know where it is". We persisted, "oh come on - look we won't be cross, we just really need to get it back", "I actually really don't know where it is" he replied. While I was thinking to myself, for once you're telling the truth you little ratbag. We also enjoyed the look on his face when he found out he'd been April Fooled.

 

[missy]

Buy a huge fake diamond. Tell him it's real and you're within the 10 day refund period. This way he knows it can be undone, yet you'll still be able to get him.

Ooh, this is definitely my favorite one!!! LOL how much fun would this one be? And then when you yell April Fools he'll be so relieved!!

 

[JaneSmith]

Don't wear any bling for a couple of days. Hide it well. Buy a cardboard cutout of a Ferrari and put it in your driveway. Tell DH you sold all your bling to fund the car for him.
Then when that one is done, whip out the big fakey diamond (a la pregcurious) and tell him, nah I sold all my stuff to buy THIS!

Also, plastic wrap over the toilet bowl. Only if he would clean up the resulting April Fool mess. OK, that one is a bit gross.

 

[baby monster]

YT...never done it, but one of my favorites that I've seen online is to completely cover his bar of soap (assuming he uses a bar and not body wash) in clear nailpolish. Easy, but effective!

That's a good one - may attemp it! I guess it has to be done in stages for nail polish to dry?

I once sawed up bottoms of DH's pants. He went to put them on in the morning and almost fell over

 

[Deactivated member 42515]

Thanks for all the suggestions everyone! They were hilarious!

DH would NOT leave me alone this weekend! We usually have some alone time from one another. Him working on his jeep, me doing my own thing. But he wouldn't even let me go shopping by myself! Maybe he felt like I was up to something? So, I couldn't get anything ready for tomorrow! I wanted to get the huge fake diamond, I wanted to sow his pants shut, wanted to nail polish his soap, and I reallllly wanted to act like his Jeep was stolen. His Jeep is his baby.

Now I gotta wait till next year! This sooks booty!

 

[distracts]

We played an April's fools trick on our son once. When younger, to our annoyance, he'd take our car without asking our permission first. So early in the morning we took the car and parked it in a neighbouring street. When masterpiece got up, we asked him where our car was. Naturally he was really surprised it wasn't there. "I really don't know where it is". We persisted, "oh come on - look we won't be cross, we just really need to get it back", "I actually really don't know where it is" he replied. While I was thinking to myself, for once you're telling the truth you little ratbag. We also enjoyed the look on his face when he found out he'd been April Fooled.

This would be hilarious to do to my fiance because he leaves his truck unlocked ALL THE TIME and has had everything stolen out of it twice in the past year alone. But since he has to go to work it'd also be kind of a dick move. Also it is almost 3 am now and I want to sleep. But maybe some other year.

 

[Enerchi]

So you weren't able to do anything YT? Bummer - there were some good ones on here!!!

Maybe he punked you instead???

 

[missy]

YT, you can always do it on 4/2...I mean, that would really surprise him!

 

[GemFever]

I just texted my DH that I bought a diamond and blew all my savings. He knows I'm looking for one, so he totally believed me. When he texted me "are you going to keep it" I told him "Nah, it was an April Fools diamond." He was relieved!

 

[missy]

Ooh, that's a good one gemfever! Hmmm, got me thinking... I should call dh and tell him I want a bigger oec and could we call Adam about a trade up! LOL. I don't think he'd buy it though. Or else he'd have a heart attack g-d forbid.
So on second thought I think perhaps another April LOL.

 

[Deactivated member 42515]

Hahaha gemfever! Way to get your DH! I could move the Jeep at least, but I dunno how to drive a stick. I know, I know, I should! But I don't... But that would really trick him! He knows I can't drive it! So where is it? I was gonna ask my brother to move it but its too late!