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~sigh~ You KNOW you're old when...

Amber St. Clare

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...your stocking gift for your husband is a pill divider so he can evenly cut his blood pressure medicine! :Up_to_something:
 
lol that is awesome...and I think it is a most excellent stocking stuffer!
 
It's a lovely gift (wink, wink). Seriously, pill dividers really do come in handy. Beats using a knife, destroying the pill in the
process or have half of the pill go flying across the kitchen! Been there, done that!
 
You know you're old when

the gift your dh gave you Amber actually sounds like a great idea to me haha. :lol:

you realize you graduated college over 3 decades ago

you now have to stretch after exercise or you are in lots of pain for days

getting a good night's sleep is a major accomplishment

you love a quiet night at home...every night. :lol:

every event you attend seems too noisy

your nieces wear you out almost immediately

OK I could go on and on. I am officially OLD. :twirl:
 
You aren't even tempted to look at those "you know you're old when..." posts. You just know!
 
LOL VRBeauty...so true!

And telephone haha. So funny and true especially these:

The older I get, the earlier it gets late

and

I know I'm getting old because I just saw a group of hot chicks in bikinis and my first thought was I hope they are wearing sunblock

LOLOLOL. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
When I walk into a room to get something but can't remember what it is.

Definitely grandma age here.
 
When you remember seeing 20 cents for a gal of gas.
When you remember buying a candy bar for 10 cents.
A postage stamp cost 5 cents.
 
When you had a rotary telephone and you were on a party line.
When a milk man brought milk to your home.
When the Post Office delivered Mail on Sunday at Christmas time.
When color TV did not exist.
When TV sets had knobs to change the channels and volume.
 
When school lunch was 20 cents.
 
When milk at school was 3 cents!
 
When people start calling you Ma'am instead of Miss.
 
MissGotRocks|1450834858|3965082 said:
When milk at school was 3 cents!
MGR
I remember 5 cents, so you have a few yrs on me.. :bigsmile:
 
For Spanish speakers - when you get called doña (ma'am). :o
 
Then there's this.

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lioness|1450844999|3965160 said:
Then there's this.

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Oh. That's a bad one. ;(
 
missy|1450795240|3964759 said:
You know you're old when

the gift your dh gave you Amber actually sounds like a great idea to me haha. :lol:

you realize you graduated college over 3 decades ago

you now have to stretch after exercise or you are in lots of pain for days

getting a good night's sleep is a major accomplishment

you love a quiet night at home...every night. :lol:

every event you attend seems too noisy

your nieces wear you out almost immediately

OK I could go on and on. I am officially OLD. :twirl:

I graduated five years ago and everything after that on your list still applies.
 
When the majority of police in your hometown look like high school students.
 
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