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Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)
 
There is no security on this earth; there is only opportunity.
General Douglas MacArthur (1880 - 1964)
 
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make
them stop.
G. Weilacher
 
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
 
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
Richard Lewis
 
“To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given a chance to create,
is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy.”
-Bette Davis
 
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a
department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple (1928 - )
 
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you
make it again.
Franklin P. Jones
 
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
Steven Wright (1955 - )
 
Bumper sticker on the back of a pickup truck with a nice looking cowgirl in the cab:

I'M ARMED, AND I'VE GOT PMS.
ANY QUESTIONS?!!!!
 
The author Gore Vidal, after being punched at a cocktail party by the author Norman Mailer, who didn't appreciate Vidal's caustic tongue:

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"As usual, words failed him."
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy
for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
 
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
George Ade (1866 - 1944)
 
A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news
in it or not.
Henry Fielding (1707 - 1754)
 
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On 3/29/2003 8:18:52 AM Iceman wrote:

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
Steven Wright (1955 - )
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Also, Steven Wright........

"It's a small world; but, I wouldn't want to paint it."
 
"Don't kick someone's butt today whose *ss you may need to kiss tomorrow."

Iceman as quoted from DT
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I don't know if this is yours orginally. I quote this one quite often.
 
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"Has your lifestyle changed any? No? Then forget about it."
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Spoken to me by a seasoned dealer after sympathetically listening to my tale of woe about being ripped off by a conman...
 
“There's a difference between interest and commitment. When you're interested in doing
something, you do it only when it's convenient. When you're committed to something, you accept
no excuses; only results.”
-Kenneth Blanchard
 
"Success is going from failure to failure without a loss of enthusiasm."
- Unknown
 
"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well."
- Josh Billings
 
"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has
usually been governed by prostitutes."
---Mark Twain
 
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
--- General George S. Patton
 
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
---- Marge Simpson
 
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--- Regis Philbin
 
"It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it"
- Seneca
 
It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.
Henry Allen
 
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
 
"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig."
-- Anonymous

I have been annoyed on many many occasions.
 
"5 out of 2 people are dyslexic. Dyslexics of the world: untie!"

No deep thoughts here, but I like.
 
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