OMG a naked dude just tried to get into my house

[bee*]

Date: 3/31/2009 6:23:46 AM
Author: Maisie

Date: 3/30/2009 7:18:12 PM

Author: fleur-de-lis

Wow, Kay! I would have been scared out of my wits. I''ve had drunken ''let me in!'' knockers at 2am before, but they''ve never been naked.

This made me laugh!!! Where I come from ''knockers'' is a slang word for boobies!

lol! It''s the same over here!!

I can''t believe that happened Kay-how scary! Glad that he didn''t get in!

 

[Dancing Fire]

Date: 3/30/2009 5:48:48 PM
Author:Kay

I called 911 on my cordless phone, while running around checking the back door lock and closing curtains. (I also called DH from my cell while on hold with 911, because he works 5 minutes away.) The 911 operator asked me to describe the guy and I said he was white. She asked if I knew how tall he was or if I recognized him. I explained my limited view. (I restrained myself from saying the only measurement I saw was approximately 4-5”, and no, I did not recognize that penis!)

. how come i never had a naked woman show up at my front door.

 

[Diamond*Dana]

LOL

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I am glad you are ok

 

[snlee]

How funny and strange! Glad you''re okay!

 

[kcoursolle]

Eeek, thank goodness you lock your doors smartie!!

A similar incident happened to some girlfriends of mine in college...except the guy got in and they found him sleeping on their couch in the morning LOL! He was just drunk and stupid and had the wrong residence and left in a hurry, but the situation could have been very dangerous.

 

[chiquitapet]

Holly!! That`s scary!! Thank goodness you had your doors locked!!!

 

[LaraOnline]

Date: 3/30/2009 6:04:56 PM
Author: purrfectpear
As they say on the internet,


''This thread is worthless without pictures''

haha that''s hilarious!!

thank goodness you looked through the view hole first though! Otherwise ou could have gotten a really terrible fright!! (As if you didn''t already!)

Glad it all turned out to be pretty much harmless...

 

[Kay]

Date: 3/31/2009 6:23:46 AM
Author: Maisie

Date: 3/30/2009 7:18:12 PM
Author: fleur-de-lis
Wow, Kay! I would have been scared out of my wits. I''ve had drunken ''let me in!'' knockers at 2am before, but they''ve never been naked.

This made me laugh!!! Where I come from ''knockers'' is a slang word for boobies!

Haha! I''ve heard a drunken pair of knockers usually does get one in the door at 2 am.

 

[Kay]

I must say that the incident made for a lively Monday. When DH went back to work, he saw an ambulance pulling up, so our neighbor must have been taken in for a little check up. DH saw one of the guys in the front yard when he got home that night and asked if his roommate was ok. The guy responded to the effect of "what are your talking about," and DH just said "never mind, you''ll hear later." About that time, two girls who had been at the house for the incident came out and saw DH and one of them was apologizing profusely.

The funny thing is, the naked guy will probably be embarrassed any time he sees me, but I wouldn''t even know it was him because I never saw his face.

 

[AmberGretchen]

OMG, I''m so glad that nothing more serious happened - what a disturbing incident!

 

[lexychoo]

This is hilarious! At least you now have a unique story to tell.

 

[Gypsy]

Date: 3/30/2009 6:04:56 PM
Author: purrfectpear
As they say on the internet,

''This thread is worthless without pictures''

I was just thinking that.

That would have disturbed me. I''m sorry about the rotten neighbors Kay!