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I'm drunk posting so won't remember this when I sober up in the next hour or so and will deny any stupidity for which I can't be held responsible due to my anti-sobriety status. The moral of the story is that just because one thinks one should drink as many cocktails as one can before the end of 2023 so one can start anew with a record breaking attempt for 2024, one shouldn't.
My resolution for 2024 is to age an ungracefully as possible using every method, means, and manner available to me in an attempt to forestall any and all signs of aging at least from the neck up and cover up with clothing all such signs from the neck down. If I die in 2024, I've left instructions that only my head will be visible to mourners who need closure so they can comment on how young I look for my age. Sagging, wrinkling get thee behind me. Fillers, botox, lasers save me from the vicisitudes of growing old. My innards may be turning to slush but my outers will be shellacked to perfection.
My resolution for 2024 is to age an ungracefully as possible using every method, means, and manner available to me in an attempt to forestall any and all signs of aging at least from the neck up and cover up with clothing all such signs from the neck down. If I die in 2024, I've left instructions that only my head will be visible to mourners who need closure so they can comment on how young I look for my age. Sagging, wrinkling get thee behind me. Fillers, botox, lasers save me from the vicisitudes of growing old. My innards may be turning to slush but my outers will be shellacked to perfection.