New years Newbie FAQ strmrdr style.

[strmrdr]

10:>TURN CAP LOCKS OFF ITS ANNOYING AND THIS ISNT AOL CHAT!!!!!!!!!!!

9:>Do you people get paid for helping here?

A:> We wish!
B:> A isn’t really true it wouldn’t be fun if we had to do it.

8:>Post pictures when ever possible because:

A:> pictures are kewl and make you a better person
B:> mara needs a picture fix often to keep on posting away at a million posts a day.


7:> To post a poll

A:> click new topic
B:> select poll
C:> type in the subject
D:>type in the message you want to appear above your poll questions.
E:>click submit
F:>you will be prompted to fill in your poll options.
G:>keep in mind that too many polls can get annoying so don’t over
use this feature


6:>find me some studs?

A:> They are out in the south pasture at the moment.
B:>see 5 and multiply by 2
C:>because people aren’t likely to get as close to them you can drop down in clarity and color a little over a diamond ring.
D:>you can get a better quality set by selecting individual diamonds.
E:> sarcasm on: Mara has nothing better to do than find the perfect earrings for you for free and do it in under 5 minutes.

 

[strmrdr]

5:>Find me a diamond?

A:>read the FAQ’s and tutorials
B:> use the pricescope search engine
C:>We surely can read your mind and tell exactly what you are looking for so don’t give us anything to work with.
D:>We will disagree with your criteria in one way or another and point this out.

4:>How about this diamond?

A:>We will find a bunch that are in one way or another better.
B:>We will not all agree on which one is the best.

3:> What color should I look for?

A:>get off your duff and go look at diamonds. If all you look at is mall store diamonds you can usually drop down a notch or 2 in a well cut diamonds and face up it will be as white. In general G is a sweet spot with H and I being great for maximizing size and still being very white.

2:> What clarity should I look for?

A:> eye clean!! This is usually some si1’s almost all vs2 or better but with a lot of hunting an eye clean si2 or even i* is possible. Be warned that some light conditions shows inclusions more than others and a diamond that is eye clean under most condition s from very close under the right light might show them.
Iv seen vs2 rated diamonds do this so it isnt always an si*,I1 only issue.

 

[strmrdr]

1:> Did I get a good deal?

A:>only you can decide that.
B:>If you bought it at a b&m you paid too much compared to internet pricing 99.999% of the time.
C:>If you bought from a mall store we will snicker at the overpriced garbage you bought. No hard feelings but that’s the way it is.
D:>No matter where you bought it someone will find a better scoring diamond cheaper.
E:>If you don’t think you will like getting one of these answer don’t ask.
F:>Why didn’t you ask before you bought?????????
G:>Its very nice your a diamond buying genius. *snicker*
H:>congrates you fell for the de beers marketing scam! That equates love with diamonds.

 

[strmrdr]

0:> cut cut cut cut ,,,, cut rules!

 

[pqcollectibles]

LOL, Strm,..... You are one of a kind!

What kind, we don't quite know yet!

HeeHee

J/K with ya, sweetie!

Happy New Year to one and all!

 

[strmrdr]

Its a good thing im one of a kind I dont think the world is big enough for 2 of me!!!!! :}

As far as what kind well if you figure it out let me know!!!! ;}

 

[elmo]

HEY, I GOT 10 OUT OF 10 RIGHT

. What title does that confer?

 

[Patty]

LOL strm, I enjoyed this very much. This is my favorite part:

4:>How about this diamond?

A:>We will find a bunch that are in one way or another better.
B:>We will not all agree on which one is the best.

 

[fire&ice]

Too funny. Do any of you people sleep?

 

[strmrdr]

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On 1/1/2004 2:11:58 PM fire&ice wrote:

Too funny. Do any of you people sleep?

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3-4 hours a night if im lucky lately.

 

[pqcollectibles]

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On 1/1/2004 3:18:38 AM strmrdr wrote:

Its a good thing im one of a kind I dont think the world is big enough for 2 of me!!!!! :}

As far as what kind well if you figure it out let me know!!!! ;}
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If Mara is the Queen of PS, then my dear Strm you MUST be the Court Jester! HeeeHeee

F&I,.... With hubby and the kids home for the holidays I have to take my computer and Net time when I can get it. Usually late at nite. Looking forward to Monday when the house is all MINE again!!!

 

[strmrdr]

Well my motto is if you cant be silly at times then why breath :}

It started out as serious but I just couldnt resist turning it into something funny.

 

[strmrdr]

btt

 

[Mara]

 

[strmrdr]

btt cuz im bored and cant sleep and this is still funny :}
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well atleast I think it is :}

 

[strmrdr]

btt for my 2001 post

 

[sevens one]

Hey Man

Happy New Year


Thanks for all your support and prayers along the way.

 

[strmrdr]

Thank you, You 2 :}

Your welcome!

May 2006 be a much better year for everyone at PS! :}

 

[Kaleigh]

LMAO, you put a smile on my face Storm, what a riot!!!

 

[MissAva]

ROTFL! Too good!

 

[MissGotRocks]

Well, alrighty then! That wraps up the need for PS!!!

Still laughing - too funny

! If we ever lose our sense of humor, we have lost everything.

Thanks for one more good belly laugh in 2005 - best wishes for 2006!

 

[indecisive]

LOL... but you didn''t answer the square emerald-generic asscher-royal asscher debate... one style has to be the best for everyone

 

[Lorelei]

Dear Strm, what would we do without you both for good sound advice and entertainment! Your FAQ according to Strm is so spot on! Thanks for the laugh! If anyone ever asks again " find me some studs" I think I will do myself an injury giggling! I have three!

 

[mepearl53]

Eggs Benedick and Harvey wall bangers! Happy New Year