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Lipstick and your cat's butthole ... for enquiring minds

kenny

kenny

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Another excellent use for lipstick. :)

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I can't imagine a cat allowing them to do so. Mine certainly would not have!
 
I couldn’t help thinking of your other thread, @kenny
:lickout::lol:

What does wearing lipstick mean to you?

Being a gay man it might be understandable that I have always found certain "women stuff", such as lipstick, to be a bit of a mystery. I stumbled upon this, and found it surprising ... and a bit alarming, particularly the labia reference. Penny for your thoughts ... Truth, or nonsense...
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Lol, well the experiment solves the issue of having to look at an unadorned butthole since they like to shove their butts in our faces as signs of affection.
 
This is something I have pondered.
I have watched my cat closely, as he sits on the kitchen table, positioning himself between me and my laptop, which is usually displaying some type of bling. Lately it's been sapphires. But I digress.

I think the cat butthole is somewhat elevated from the surface of the table. His back legs, while in a sitting position, seem to keep the aforementioned butthole slightly elevated, therefore, not making direct contact with the table.
Because of covid and mask requirements, I have quite a lot of unused lipstick, and so I might use the old Tangee orange color for an experiment, just to get some use out of it.
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Tangee lipstick - now there’s a name from the past! Thanks for the reminder @stracci2000
Good luck with your experiment :-o
 
stracci2000 said:
This is something I have pondered ...
I have quite a lot of unused lipstick, and so I might use the old Tangee orange color for an experiment, just to get some use out of it.
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Oh, please, oh please, :pray: DO:pray: post a video.:lol-2:

That would be ... purrrrrrfect.
 
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I'm laughing so hard right now. No way would my cats allow this.
Good job, Kaeden.
 
Well, @kenny I'm a bit annoyed at you since yesterday. All I do now I watch my cats and think about their butts, plus wonder if I used something besides lipstick could I track their butt placement? :oops2:
 
PinkAndBlueBling said:
Well, @kenny I'm a bit annoyed at you since yesterday. All I do now I watch my cats and think about their butts, plus wonder if I used something besides lipstick could I track their butt placement? :oops2:
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Sorry pick and blue bling.

I'm just doing the only thing I know how to do... be weird.

There's lots of stuff you can use besides lipstick.
How'z 'bout radioactive gel?
Then you could track their movements with a Geiger counter.
 
So ladies, after this thread do you pause with concern to look at your lipstick before using it?

And do you first, cautiously, sniff at it?
 
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kenny said:
Sorry pick and blue bling.

I'm just doing the only thing I know how to do... be weird.

There's lots of stuff you can use besides lipstick.
How'z 'bout radioactive gel?
Then you could track their movements with a Geiger counter.
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Or.......a glow in the dark pen......that could be fun!!!
 
I confess that I have taken a warm wet rag to my cats butt on occasion. It's hard to have cats when you're fastidious about clean.
 
Just bought a new stoneware pan and before I could put it away today, cat decided to sit in it. They're porous you know....
 
Oh Kenny, shall we not eh?
Just this one topic...lord jesus no

bahahahaha
:sick::lol-2::shock:

Also I'm afraid that if one of you tried to do this
experiment at home & documented it here that
you'd have animal rights ppl knocking at your door.

Trying to explain that experiment & why its a necessity....
good luck with that one! hahaha
 
LOL. :mrgreen:
 
As much as I like cats and have had a few in my life..... (& will have another one day)

I CANNOT stand the thought of a cat on a table or bench! :sick:

I also wouldn’t have a cat near the top end of my bed!

Cats cover up their mess with their paws and they can carry toxoplasmosis. My mother has a friend who went blind from this.

Every kitten I’ve had has been trained with a water pistol filled with water & vinegar. No benches, no table & not past the end of the bed!
 
stracci2000 said:
This is something I have pondered.
I have watched my cat closely, as he sits on the kitchen table, positioning himself between me and my laptop, which is usually displaying some type of bling. Lately it's been sapphires. But I digress.

I think the cat butthole is somewhat elevated from the surface of the table. His back legs, while in a sitting position, seem to keep the aforementioned butthole slightly elevated, therefore, not making direct contact with the table.
Because of covid and mask requirements, I have quite a lot of unused lipstick, and so I might use the old Tangee orange color for an experiment, just to get some use out of it.
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Post your experiments!!! LOL
 
We need someone with a glass coffee table to do an experiment.
Crawl underneath and take a photo while the cat is sitting on it.
 
stracci2000 said:
We need someone with a glass coffee table to do an experiment.
Crawl underneath and take a photo while the cat is sitting on it.
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Years ago our neighbour's long haired fluffy liked to sit on the glass roof of the porch that connected our two properties
I wish i had taken a picture

I never saw his butt hole
 
It’s all fun & games until you wake up hungover with lipstick all over your face.
 
sledge said:
It’s all fun & games until you wake up hungover with lipstick all over your face.
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BaaaHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA. I nearly chocked. And how, pray tell, do you speak of this with such authority. Please post pics. (I suppose lipstick on one's face is better than a mouthful of fur....)
 
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