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Lipstick and your cat's butthole ... for enquiring minds

Garnetgirl

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I couldn’t help thinking of your other thread, @kenny
:lickout::lol:

 

Matata

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Lol, well the experiment solves the issue of having to look at an unadorned butthole since they like to shove their butts in our faces as signs of affection.
 

stracci2000

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This is something I have pondered.
I have watched my cat closely, as he sits on the kitchen table, positioning himself between me and my laptop, which is usually displaying some type of bling. Lately it's been sapphires. But I digress.

I think the cat butthole is somewhat elevated from the surface of the table. His back legs, while in a sitting position, seem to keep the aforementioned butthole slightly elevated, therefore, not making direct contact with the table.
Because of covid and mask requirements, I have quite a lot of unused lipstick, and so I might use the old Tangee orange color for an experiment, just to get some use out of it.
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kenny

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This is something I have pondered ...
I have quite a lot of unused lipstick, and so I might use the old Tangee orange color for an experiment, just to get some use out of it.
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Oh, please, oh please, :pray: DO:pray: post a video.:lol-2:

That would be ... purrrrrrfect.
 
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PinkAndBlueBling

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Well, @kenny I'm a bit annoyed at you since yesterday. All I do now I watch my cats and think about their butts, plus wonder if I used something besides lipstick could I track their butt placement? :oops2:
 

kenny

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Well, @kenny I'm a bit annoyed at you since yesterday. All I do now I watch my cats and think about their butts, plus wonder if I used something besides lipstick could I track their butt placement? :oops2:

Sorry pick and blue bling.

I'm just doing the only thing I know how to do... be weird.

There's lots of stuff you can use besides lipstick.
How'z 'bout radioactive gel?
Then you could track their movements with a Geiger counter.
 

kenny

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So ladies, after this thread do you pause with concern to look at your lipstick before using it?

And do you first, cautiously, sniff at it?
 
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LemonMoonLex

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Oh Kenny, shall we not eh?
Just this one topic...lord jesus no

bahahahaha
:sick::lol-2::shock:

Also I'm afraid that if one of you tried to do this
experiment at home & documented it here that
you'd have animal rights ppl knocking at your door.

Trying to explain that experiment & why its a necessity....
good luck with that one! hahaha
 

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As much as I like cats and have had a few in my life..... (& will have another one day)

I CANNOT stand the thought of a cat on a table or bench! :sick:

I also wouldn’t have a cat near the top end of my bed!

Cats cover up their mess with their paws and they can carry toxoplasmosis. My mother has a friend who went blind from this.

Every kitten I’ve had has been trained with a water pistol filled with water & vinegar. No benches, no table & not past the end of the bed!
 

canuk-gal

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This is something I have pondered.
I have watched my cat closely, as he sits on the kitchen table, positioning himself between me and my laptop, which is usually displaying some type of bling. Lately it's been sapphires. But I digress.

I think the cat butthole is somewhat elevated from the surface of the table. His back legs, while in a sitting position, seem to keep the aforementioned butthole slightly elevated, therefore, not making direct contact with the table.
Because of covid and mask requirements, I have quite a lot of unused lipstick, and so I might use the old Tangee orange color for an experiment, just to get some use out of it.
1619825861285.png

Post your experiments!!! LOL
 

Daisys and Diamonds

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We need someone with a glass coffee table to do an experiment.
Crawl underneath and take a photo while the cat is sitting on it.

Years ago our neighbour's long haired fluffy liked to sit on the glass roof of the porch that connected our two properties
I wish i had taken a picture

I never saw his butt hole
 

Matata

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It’s all fun & games until you wake up hungover with lipstick all over your face.

BaaaHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA. I nearly chocked. And how, pray tell, do you speak of this with such authority. Please post pics. (I suppose lipstick on one's face is better than a mouthful of fur....)
 
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